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The YouTube Question...

Posted 04-22-2009 at 12:19 PM by Splat
Updated 10-26-2009 at 04:05 PM by Splat
Why does YouTube keep giving me adverts for homosexual dating websites?
(No, I'm not posting a link.)


One spokesman who wished to remain anonymous gave the following answer: "I'm not the YouTube Programmer you're looking for," So I let him go about his business.


*Sigh* Guess I better cut down on Potter Puppet Pals and Charlie the Unicorn.
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
Would you rather have an advert for a heterosexual dating website? I mean really, they're all as bad as eachother.
Posted 04-22-2009 at 12:31 PM by Wings of Fire

Splat's Avatar
Ah, but at least then I wouldn't have to look at pictures of guys... nuzzling...
Posted 04-22-2009 at 12:46 PM by Splat

OddjobAbe's Avatar
The real question about YouTube is this:
Why does every boy/man with a terribly terrible grasp of the English language register there? It seems to attract all of the numpties and crackheads.
Posted 04-22-2009 at 12:53 PM by OddjobAbe

Nate's Avatar
Splat, I think you've been getting my advertisments. And I've been getting your Facebook advertisements for Christian dating sites.
Posted 04-22-2009 at 05:19 PM by Nate

Hobo's Avatar
Stop being such a fucking homophobe. Man up, bitch.
Posted 04-23-2009 at 09:52 AM by Hobo

T-nex's Avatar
I keep getting adverts for free mmorpgs.... I guess they are pretty fun.
Posted 04-23-2009 at 10:25 AM by T-nex

Oddey's Avatar
I get no adverts. I suggest you do a virus check.
Posted 04-23-2009 at 10:50 AM by Oddey

AlexFili's Avatar
It's just random advertising. It's just as effective to send the same ad to millions of people, regardless of orientation, age, sex, etc... Same reason that most daytime TV ads are aimed towards loan applications and bingo websites.
Posted 04-23-2009 at 12:07 PM by AlexFili

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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The real question about YouTube is this:
Why does every boy/man with a terribly terrible grasp of the English language register there? It seems to attract all of the numpties and crackheads.
1, Type Cat Stevens or Yusuf Islam into Youtube
2, Watch one of his songs, any song, but Father and Son contains some particularly offensive material
3, Read comments
4, Vomit
5, Lose faith in humanity
6, Repeat until you're ready to commit suicide in despair
7, ?????
8, PROFIT
Posted 04-23-2009 at 03:14 PM by Wings of Fire

Splat's Avatar
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Stop being such a fucking homophobe. Man up, bitch.
*Twitch*

Meh, this is what I get for asking deep and profound questions as to the nature of advertisement.
I merely feel disconcerted at the sight of nuzzling men when I want to listen to questionably legal music on YouTube.

(Also, Nate's comment earlier made the abuse worth while).
Posted 04-23-2009 at 03:28 PM by Splat

Nate's Avatar
Glad to be of service.
Posted 04-23-2009 at 05:07 PM by Nate

 

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