A public message to Alcar

Please don't tell me what the question was.

How tall is your average hardback novel?

What the hell kind of novels do you read BM?

Sciencey novels.
You disappoint me WOF.

Can we stop talking about WoF's friends' penis? I mean, you aren't fooling anyone.

That's-a spicey novel!

It's fooling you. Into liking it.

How girthy are these novels, now?

"Tall" was the best dimensional qualifier I could think of with the least likelihood of being confused with "thickness". I gambled and lost.

This said innumerably more about me than it did about you, worry not my celibate friend.

Say what?

Now, this answers not only the obvious question but also the related y=x+2 one discussed recently.

I have achieved peak levels of confusion. I can only hope things will start making more sense from here on.

You know what?

I have nothing against gays. Seriously. No prejudice. No misguided, needless dislike...

However.

Joe, please stop alluding to this kind of stuff. I know that I'm going to come across as prudish, or maybe hypocritical, and yes, NOBODY is making me read your blogs but it's not a subject that I want to dwell on. You're affirmed that you had a pretty 'flaming' weekend, but at this point it's coming across as kind of obnoxious.

Oh come on, seriously how often has he 'alluded' to this? You really expect that your voice can sway this forum's status-quo?

Joe, you're fine.

And beautiful. You beautiful man. You too Kastere, I'll never forget you and your one gigantic milk sac.

My hair in that picture makes me regret existing during grade 9.
Yeesh.

I know, I used to have long hair too. Feelings = mutual.

I am growing mine again. YAY!

Hair, not penis. That's already grown to a grand total of one and a half inches