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I Strike Gold Again

Posted 04-14-2009 at 02:55 AM by OddjobAbe
I know my friend Tony was selling his bass (a really nice one, it has better action than any of my others, and you get a real punch out of the sound when it's played through my Peavey amp) for £150-odd. I was interested, but I promised Emily that I wouldn't buy anything over £100 until we'd balanced the books, so I told him that I had a nephew who was very into music, and was looking for a bass, hoping that he'd lower the price. He did. I got it for £80.

Now, I didn't lie. My nephew is looking for a bass, but I just never said that it wasn't him I was buying the bass for.

In other news, I have a scab right on the corner of my lip. It hurts a lot.

EDIT: When I read over these things again, it really makes me realise how much of a Joe Bloggs Who Isn't Going To Make A Difference I am.
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Nate's Avatar
Sell your nephew your old bass. Make a profit.
Posted 04-14-2009 at 05:08 AM by Nate

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It's a different kind of bass, so it's good for different things, so I'll keep it. I might rent him it, though.
Posted 04-14-2009 at 05:10 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
i didnt know you could play a fish.

or plug one into an amp.
Posted 04-14-2009 at 06:24 AM by MA

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I also have a very fascinating trout manufactured by Gibson. You get a great sound out of it, but it wriggles a lot.
Posted 04-14-2009 at 08:13 AM by OddjobAbe

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Sell your nephew
This.

More to the point, I don’t care if you come across as a Joe Bloggs, but I still like reading your blogs. Just don’t talk about your scabs.
Posted 04-14-2009 at 09:21 AM by Wil

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It's gone septic. Time to treat it.
Posted 04-14-2009 at 09:46 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
I want to hear more about the scab! Joking aside you do make your blogs interesting and dont jump on your high horse like i tend to.
Posted 04-14-2009 at 10:48 AM by MA

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Holy shit, people find me interesting? I thought I was just a babbling old bastard.

I would jump on my high horse, but if I did, I'd be short of glue.
Posted 04-14-2009 at 11:11 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
That took me, on average, 10 seconds to get, you intellectual trout-tickler! Ah, so many puns, so little time.
Posted 04-14-2009 at 02:18 PM by MA

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That took me, on average, 10 seconds to get, you intellectual trout-tickler!
And how long did it take you to find the average of a single number? Or did you have to work it out more than once?
Posted 04-14-2009 at 02:40 PM by Wil

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Man, what a dick.
Posted 04-14-2009 at 02:52 PM by OANST

MA's Avatar
Are you bearing an old grudge against me, max?
Posted 04-15-2009 at 08:09 AM by MA

Pilot's Avatar
You know what else has gone septic? Wil's avatar.
Posted 04-15-2009 at 08:09 PM by Pilot

 

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