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I will never eat a fucking Oreo again.

Posted 04-01-2009 at 09:57 AM by Jordan
Okay, so at break my friend Emma had this pack of Oreos. She gave me one and her friend Lucy one. I ate it, and it tastes like fucking mint and was really soggy. Cuz it tasted like Oreo I still ate it anyway. Then Lucy was like, "Hey, I don't want mine, you have it Jordan." Me, being a dumbass took it and ate that one too. I finally decided they were disgusting, and asked Emma why the hell it tasted like mint and felt like it had been out of date for a couple of years. She said she wouldn't tell us until her boyfriend, James ate the one he had in his hand. He kept sniffing it and refusing to eat it, until eventually he took a nibble and started spitting it into a bin. Man, he's weak. But yeah, turns out last night Emma had scraped all the cream off the Oreos then filled them with toothpaste. I still feel sick now. It was horrible. I will NEVER eat one of those damn biscuits again.
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Oddey's Avatar
I need to have an Oreo sometime.

Your friend Emma pulled a good joke. Too bad you had to be part of it.
Posted 04-01-2009 at 10:03 AM by Oddey

Jordan's Avatar
It was an extremely good joke. I just wish it wasn't on me. I used to love those things.
Posted 04-01-2009 at 10:05 AM by Jordan

Wil's Avatar
I have never understood people’s enjoyment of Oreos. I find them to be the foulest, nastiest shards of tasteless crap to ever be branded confectionery. However, the prank itself is first rate, and I have to give your friend props.
Posted 04-01-2009 at 12:09 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
^ What an ass. ^
Posted 04-01-2009 at 12:40 PM by Pilot

OANST's Avatar
Beautiful. The prank and the ass.
Posted 04-01-2009 at 01:03 PM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
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I have never understood people’s enjoyment of Oreos. I find them to be the foulest, nastiest shards of tasteless crap to ever be branded confectionery. However, the prank itself is first rate, and I have to give your friend props.
Agreed. Also, the adverts shit me to tears. Particularly the one with the little boy and his dog.
Posted 04-01-2009 at 05:10 PM by Nate

Phylum's Avatar
Someone nearly tricked me into eating toothpaste the other day! Basically all my friends ended up eating some, but using my ability to scene when sugar is toothpaste (yes, my friends mistook toothpaste for sugar) , I avoided it.
Posted 04-02-2009 at 03:41 AM by Phylum

Nate's Avatar
When is sugar ever in a paste form?
Posted 04-02-2009 at 05:41 AM by Nate

MA's Avatar
for once i actually agree with Nate, that pissing dog in the advert makes me feel sick, panting all over that small child.

sick.
Posted 04-02-2009 at 07:05 AM by MA

Wil's Avatar
As opposed to normally disagreeing with him?
Posted 04-02-2009 at 10:41 AM by Wil

AlexFili's Avatar
Anyone remember Wagon Wheels? They were pretty awesome.
Posted 04-02-2009 at 01:26 PM by AlexFili

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Puzzlingly, Wagon Wheels bring back many repressed memories...
Posted 04-02-2009 at 02:33 PM by Wings of Fire

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for once i actually agree with Nate, that pissing dog in the advert makes me feel sick, panting all over that small child.
Actually, I'm fine with the dog. It was that annoyingly precocious kid with the screechy voice that's like fingernails down a blackboard that got to me.
Posted 04-02-2009 at 05:00 PM by Nate

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Dogs aren't supposed to have chocolate anyway so the whole advert was pointless. One of the worst adverts, although those loan adverts are even worse... and I hate that stupid "Keep your hands on your money" one, I don't even know what company it is, but the actual advert is just so ridiculously pointless.

My favorite advert this year would be the one with the gigantic water slide.
Posted 04-03-2009 at 01:37 AM by AlexFili

MA's Avatar
I see your point, and why does he form sentences like an old man?
Posted 04-03-2009 at 08:50 AM by MA

STM's Avatar
Hell yeah that water slide is awsum how about the pot noodles ones?
Posted 09-05-2009 at 04:10 AM by STM

 

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