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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.

AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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Why is the soda, always gone?

Posted 03-19-2009 at 03:52 PM by scrab queen
BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT' MY ADDITIONAL JAR OF DIRT.


I'm still looking for a suitable jar, so right now I have to prance outside with handfuls of dirt. To make up for the lack of jar, I've strapped the legendary edition Master Chief helmet to my skull. With a pair of undies on top of it.

I have come to the conclusion that Batman is in desparate need of a Ricola.

As far as the sites go, I'll be adding a bit more content, start on building the specific game shrines, and try to condense and reorganize the pages on the original (as most of them have evolved into thier own seperate sites). The game shrines will be a lot like the Inverted Dungeon: saracstic humor, and mostly made up of fan assumptions (I might be revisiting Oddworld, as I haven't really gotten into that warped alternate universe that the fans seem to create).

The links should be available soon, so you can all point and laugh at the cheapness. But I have to say that Jimdo is pretty good, especially when you want to avoid the headache of Geocities. Although the readilly available desgins are lacking, the whole unlimited pages thing is kickass. And thier 'premium package'? Five bucks. Hell yes.
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Hobo's Avatar
Way to break my blog title combo.



Posted 03-19-2009 at 03:53 PM by Hobo

Chubfish's Avatar
laffobo
Posted 03-19-2009 at 04:42 PM by Chubfish

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Why are your blogs, always so bad?
Posted 03-19-2009 at 05:34 PM by Disgruntled Intern

scrab queen's Avatar
Because I'm stho baaad! *ghey hand flail*

No really, it's because I'm a dull and unremarkable person, who overall doesn't give a crap if it's bad or not.

Well, maybe a little.

That and all blogs are just a pile of eyebleed causing abomonations. It's just a matter of degree.
Posted 03-19-2009 at 05:43 PM by scrab queen
Updated 03-19-2009 at 05:45 PM by scrab queen

 

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