Not a trivial tl;dr tirade

Me. I do.

I act self righteous and tough around my friend Josh.


Make shitty jokes I still find funny around my friend Jordan.


And pretty much at differently around everyone.

We all adapt ourselves for different situations, even without knowing it. Nothing false about it.

However I try to act true to myself most of the time no matter who I'm around, generally being how I act on the forums only slightly less pervy.

Yep.

I tend to act professional during business hours... on the off hours I tend to be myself which is a freewheeling eccentric. Ahh.... relief.

Pilot in real life is the stuff of nightmares, methinks.


Those monsters with teeth that hurt themselves are nothing compared to what I imagine him looking/acting like.

Bingo.

I see everyone as their avatar, no matter how many times I've seen their picture.

Silence Daffy.

I'm an awkward, morbid joker in front of my family, an insane person who spends too much time in la-la land and is in deparate need of meds by myself, and in public i'm an awkward, morbid, hermit. Although when I telepathicly talk to the trees, I'm a silent hippy. And when I'm a fangirl I can easilly lift a car in order to chase down badass, hot men with pretty hair who are thousands of years older than me, and can easilly eviscerate me with a thought.

I need a the-rapist.

Everything i've just said ironically also applies to the person in my avatar. Am I going to turn green and start hating humans? Oh, wait...

I'm very quiet around just about everyone.

Yes, of course. I wouldn’t worry about it.

The only awkward thing is when you find yourself in the company of people from multiple parts of your life. I never felt comfortable with that, hence the disparity of my social circles.

Yep i do that.

most of the time i see myself as a st Jimmy figure...

Well, yeah. In reality I am nowhere near as horrible as old and not so tasty was.

I'm normally shy and polite.

Pretty much the same, except more neurotic and often complaining that oral communication is inefficient.

Also: skinnier than my actual posts.