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The Quest of the Hundred Disks (not really)

Posted 03-08-2009 at 03:03 PM by scrab queen
Updated 03-08-2009 at 03:20 PM by scrab queen
I just took game inventory.

I've got about 164 games (not counting handhelds) and i've only played about 7-10 of them all the way through.

So now, as a belated New Year's resolution, I plan to play through all of them.

Well, maybe not the bad ones.

If i'm that bored, I'll end up writing a review.

The first one that caught my eye was Incredible Crisis for the PS1.

GOD DAMN that game is hard!

It's one of those button masher mini-game sort of deals. I never got past the first part, which was a DDR mini-game. The button presses had to be really presise.

But after getting used to the button sensitivity, it actually got pretty fun. Especially when you're watching everyone else failing horribly.

I'm not one to get pissed off easily, especially at a game, so I was laughing my ass off when Ma started abusing the poor controller.

The story is pretty amusing. It's a japanese family, who's trying to get home early for thier grandmother's birthday. They have an all around horrible day. But it's still funny.

Me, being the lazy bugger that I am, underhandedly gotten my Dad to play a few games for me.

Right now we're going through the original Silent Hill. The first hour or so is pretty boring, but it actually started to make me uneasy during the school level. Those squeeking shadows creeped me out, and I actually jumped when the dead body fell out of the locker.

Sweet. I can't wait to get to the hospital level.

For some reason, low-res games seem to have more of an impact on me than the high-definition games.
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Pilot's Avatar
Woah, woah, woah. Slow down and have a manwich for a sec.

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For some reason, low-res games seem to have more of an impact on me than the high-definition games.
This.
Posted 03-08-2009 at 03:07 PM by Pilot

scrab queen's Avatar
I now declare the Manwich as Pilot's official representative.

Millions of people are eating you tonight.

To answer your inquiry: My brain does everything in it's feeble power to ignore reality. The more realistic it is, the more it gets parodied.

FEAR 2? The escaped test subjects were doing the 'Get Down' thing.

I grew up on SNES, geting the wits scared out of me by MotherBrain. Like hell some pissed off incest-committing dead bitch is going to freak me out now.
Posted 03-08-2009 at 03:56 PM by scrab queen

Wil's Avatar
I have only ever heard of manwiches in that fishing/Atlanta episode of Futurama. And it just looked like a sandwich. I figured it was a Soylent Green–type dealie.
Posted 03-08-2009 at 04:25 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
Manwich AKA Sloppy Joes.

The name is just funny.

Now Wil, say 'Manwich' 10 times in a row please.

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See?

To me it sounds like some town in the UK.

"Where are you from?"

"I'm from Manwich, England."
Posted 03-08-2009 at 06:51 PM by Pilot
Updated 03-08-2009 at 06:54 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
Except it would probably be pronounced Manitch or Manidge.
Posted 03-09-2009 at 03:08 AM by Wil

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
That's far too conservative for an English town's name's spelling-pronunciation conversion.
Posted 03-09-2009 at 06:06 AM by Bullet Magnet

Wil's Avatar
No it’s not.

Norwich = Norridge
Dunwich = Dunitch
Greenwich = Grenidge

I can’t think of any more, except for Ipswich, which doesn’t follow the pattern because of its sibilant.
Posted 03-10-2009 at 06:46 AM by Wil

 

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