Darn...

You just wanted to show the class your genitals. Don't lie.

Oddly enough i do wear undergarments...

so no.

Did you forget that you were wearing them? Shit, that must've ruined the entire evening.

You haven't lived till you fall down a cleverly disguised foot and a half deep hole at half three in the morning before a friend bashes the hell out of your exposed forehead with a wooden sword.

You just haven't lived.

Yes.........that was.....relevant.

If we're talking about embarrassing situations in martial arts practices then yes, yes it was.

Pshaw. That's not embarrassing. That's just unfortunate.

It should be noted that the hole was cleverly disguised by nature, not by the other team, have you any idea how incredulous having one whole leg stuck down a hole is while you're having to stand with your arms at ground level and defend yourself from a sword wielding bearded man six foot above you.

This is why I don't visit Scotland. You people are bearded and crazy. Bad combination.

I really wish it was caught on film, WoF.

EGAD!

WOF stole my topic!

I have a habit of doing that lately, I'm far too lazy to make my own.

This happened to me once when I had some friends over.

I feel for you, man.

I win the embarrassing situations in martial arts practices category. I had a crush on a boy in school, so one day I made sure I was the last one out of the changing room so I could slip a note in his pocket. I then had a horrible practice—I forget whether it was Judo or Han Mu Do, not because I can’t tell them apart, but because I can’t remember when this happened—and completely forgot about the note.

I guess it would have been worse if it were ever mentioned by anyone ever again, but for all I know the paper ended up in a washing machine unread. Except it was clearly read.

Like that time my Dad said good morning and I automatically realized I must have forgotten to flush the toilet after trimming my pubic hair into it.

The thing is, Shaman's avatar makes me think of Jack Black.


So all I did was imagine Jack Black trying to do well in Ju Jitsu, and end up splitting his pants.




This seemed perfectly normal.

I thought shaman was pretending to be Kastere.


Actually, I initially thought it was Kastere telling that story.

DENTAL PLAN?!

My avatar is a picture of me...

That's weird since i have been told i look like Jack Black numerous times...

You don’t.

Only as far as the plumpness and the nose.

I once knew a person in high school.... he was in band class and could play the bagpipes like it was nobody's business. The question arose to his nationality one day... a day he happened to also be wearing a kilt.

I said, "I think he's Scottish...."

My friend said, "Why... because he has orange hair?"

Which I misheard as, "Why... because he has a warm chair?"

I always thought those cold vinyl chairs would be chilly on the boys.

Wil, you are too funny.

Alcar...