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HULK SMASH

Posted 03-01-2009 at 11:04 PM by skillyaslig
Right I am still in a RAGE over the violent betray of Left 4 Dead, though I have to admit, it can be quite fun at times. Like when I started a new level, opened the Safe House door, and there was a Tank right outside. Then it crashed in and hulk-smashed the crap out of me and my team-mates. Fist time I died that quick in any game...


"Bring on the pain!"


Anyways, since still talking about that game drives me into a rage, I'll speak on other matters, such as the Ball. Yes, thats right. I shall be wearing a dress as well.



What that guy said. I am NOT one to wear a dress. Ever. Last time I wore a dress was to my Aunty's wedding almost six years ago. But I have to admit, it is very pretty. The design anyways My mum makes our dresses for us...she is arty that way ^^ I'm gonna have it a deep purple colour (as purple is my most favorite colour) with black laze and the like...not to sure yet, will tinker about with the picture.

Yay, the Ball will probably be boring, but if I don't go, my mum will nag me to death about "You'll regret it!"

Yeah, right. I doubt that, as I bet all you do is sit around. Also the theme is Western. Can you bloody believe that? When we are all spic-and-span in our dresses and tuxedos, there will be hay bales all over the place.

Smooth move, whoever the fuck is in charge of setting the theme.
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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Uh, balls. Can there be a purer collection of things I hate?
Posted 03-02-2009 at 01:20 AM by Bullet Magnet

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
The secret to enjoying a ball is getting liquored up in the parking lot first.
Posted 03-02-2009 at 01:36 AM by Disgruntled Intern

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Yeah, liquor and parking lots find themselves in the aforementioned column.
Posted 03-02-2009 at 01:44 AM by Bullet Magnet

Oddey's Avatar
If I can avoid it, I never go to most of these things. I hate nearly all of it.
Posted 03-02-2009 at 03:40 AM by Oddey

Wil's Avatar
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Uh, balls. Can there be a purer collection of things I hate?
Damnit man, I know already! Quit getting at me.

I have had the joy of attending one ball, my high school leavers’ ball. It was indeed boring, and after dinner I went for a walk around the sports fields by myself, carefully avoiding all the other shadowy figures that were roaming about. I cried on the bus ride home. I still haven’t worked out why.

p.s. Enjoy your ball.
Posted 03-02-2009 at 03:59 AM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
I only ever went to one and I got kicked out for smoking in the bathroom. My date asked me not to. I did it, anyway. She was none too happy. And then she found out the next day that I had a girlfriend. She became less happy. My girlfriend was fine with the whole situation. I just couldn't tell the girl no when she asked me to go with her.
Posted 03-02-2009 at 06:42 AM by OANST

Wil's Avatar
So you broke her heart in an altogether more amusing way?
Posted 03-02-2009 at 10:19 AM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
Yes. It was not a good choice. I was just being cowardly.
Posted 03-02-2009 at 10:20 AM by OANST

Slog Bait's Avatar
Once my mom mentioned we may be going to a ball.

I force threw up in her lap.

I was grounded while they went to the ball.

Despite the fact that I went so low as to force vomit on my mom's lap, I was pretty damn happy about myself.
Posted 03-02-2009 at 08:24 PM by Slog Bait

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Come on, unleashing your own lunch is never an acceptable tactic. I'm sure it's in the Geneva convention somewhere.
Posted 03-03-2009 at 03:56 AM by Bullet Magnet

Wings of Fire's Avatar
How the fuck old were you? Puking on your mothers lap is just damned nasty.
Posted 03-03-2009 at 06:08 AM by Wings of Fire

Pilot's Avatar
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I have had the joy of attending one ball, my high school lovers’ ball.
Tell us more about this 'high school lover'... was this that incident of yours under the bleachers that you refer to so obliquely?
Posted 03-03-2009 at 08:51 AM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
You dastardly git, you had me scroll up to check that I couldn’t have committed such a horrendous typo.

I had no high school lovers, and only one since.
Posted 03-03-2009 at 09:03 AM by Wil

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How the fuck old were you? Puking on your mothers lap is just damned nasty.
Ick, yeah. I'd rather take a ball to the face.
Posted 03-03-2009 at 09:36 AM by Pilot

 

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