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I'm So Bored....

Posted 02-26-2009 at 10:38 AM by OANST
I just read part of a fan fic. A FAN FIC. This is what it's come to Oddworld Forums! You should all be ashamed of yourselves.


On the bright side, I hated every second of it. At least that hasn't changed.
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shaman's Avatar
I hope it wasn't mine...
Posted 02-26-2009 at 11:15 AM by shaman

alf's brother's mate's Avatar
I don't read Fan fics anymore because the last one I read made me have nightmares.

ABM
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:14 PM by alf's brother's mate

OANST's Avatar
Was it my Stranger and Master Chief love fiction, by any chance?

'Cause that was awesome.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:18 PM by OANST

alf's brother's mate's Avatar
Possibly.

ABM
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:30 PM by alf's brother's mate

OANST's Avatar
I'll just put this here....

:
He sighed gently as he put his hooves over his shoulders, mounting him from behind. The ease with which this master of chief's anus accepts his throbbing member leads Stranger to believe that his lover must have used a lubricant of some kind before hand. Still, he felt a tensing of all the muscles in Chief's body as he makes his first thrust. Slowly, he breathes into Chief's ear. "Am I hurting you"?

"Yes. But don't you dare stop", comes the grunting reply.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:38 PM by OANST

Pilot's Avatar
Ass.

Where's the rest?
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:42 PM by Pilot

alf's brother's mate's Avatar
Read on to find out more!

No it didn't give me nightmares I enjoyed it very much.

ABM
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:48 PM by alf's brother's mate

OANST's Avatar
Oh, I think that's quite enough of that.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:49 PM by OANST

Pilot's Avatar
I demand illustrations.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:52 PM by Pilot

alf's brother's mate's Avatar
Sudo give us illustrations.

ABM
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:54 PM by alf's brother's mate

Pilot's Avatar
Crude ones will work.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:55 PM by Pilot

OANST's Avatar
What have I created?
Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:03 PM by OANST

Pilot's Avatar
Did you enjoy writing that?
Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:19 PM by Pilot

OANST's Avatar
Which?
Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:26 PM by OANST

Pilot's Avatar
Your porn story.

I know what you're doing.... you're posting a tease and then you're going to make us subscribe to your web site to read more huh?
Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:35 PM by Pilot
Updated 02-26-2009 at 01:37 PM by Pilot

OANST's Avatar
You got it. You know you can't miss out on the Munch and Silver Surfer bukkake scene.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:37 PM by OANST

Pilot's Avatar
Munch is a total bottom... wanna know how he got his name?
Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:38 PM by Pilot

OANST's Avatar
No.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:40 PM by OANST

Pilot's Avatar
Good because I don't need to explain.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:41 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
I’m bored, too. Where’s the frickin’ Stranger porn already?
Posted 02-26-2009 at 02:31 PM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
I've done my part. I just can't commit to a whole fan fic. Doesn't matter how funny I find it.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 02:38 PM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
I didn't know that Master Chief could take off his armour. Isn't he half android underneath? Does he even still have an arse?
Posted 02-26-2009 at 02:39 PM by Nate

OANST's Avatar
Are you questioning the canonical nature of my story?
Posted 02-26-2009 at 02:45 PM by OANST

Pilot's Avatar
Methinks this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

More Stranger Danger already! As I am often known to say.... "You can't go this far and not go further"

You've gone past the point of no return. Your captivated audience awaits.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 03:41 PM by Pilot

Slog Bait's Avatar
Lol. You guys are terrible.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 04:11 PM by Slog Bait

Pilot's Avatar
I won't stop until I see Stranger's weewee.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 05:07 PM by Pilot

used:)'s Avatar
There actually was an artist here quite a while ago who drew an image of a fully naked Steef. Penis and all. She didn't upload it here, though; just to here personal site.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 05:13 PM by used:)

Pilot's Avatar
*DROPS EVERYTHING*

Excuse me? That.... is...... killer.
Posted 02-26-2009 at 05:17 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
Who was it and how large a print can I order?

srsly
Posted 02-27-2009 at 01:39 AM by Wil

Oddey's Avatar
Out of curiousity, which fan-fic did you read?
Posted 02-27-2009 at 04:40 AM by Oddey

 
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