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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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Posted 02-21-2009 at 09:52 PM by scrab queen
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Slog Bait's Avatar
It's what makes the world go 'round.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 10:00 PM by Slog Bait

Pilot's Avatar
Don't you mean....

DOOKY!
Posted 02-21-2009 at 10:26 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:00 AM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
Or hot candles to drip candlewax over themselves. Amirite?
Posted 02-22-2009 at 08:25 AM by Pilot

shaman's Avatar
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Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.
Tell that to LOTR 2.
Posted 02-22-2009 at 10:03 AM by shaman

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
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Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.
Good to see the ol' Environmental Science is paying off.
Posted 02-22-2009 at 10:44 AM by Bullet Magnet

used:)'s Avatar
No, it's because ice cream doesn't have bones.
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:09 PM by used:)

Pilot's Avatar
No no NO. This is all because he was wearing those sexypants.
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:14 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
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Tell that to LOTR 2.
I’ll try, but normally when I yell at films they kick me out of the cinema.

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Good to see the ol' Environmental Science is paying off.
Considering the grades I’m getting, no, no it isn’t.

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No no NO. This is all because he was wearing those sexypants.
Would you stop looking at my pants already?
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:39 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
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Would you stop looking at my pants already?
You're one to talk Maxy, you're already in mine!

Prude.
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:42 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
The creepy compliment! IT BURNS!
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:44 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
Come on, the candlewax isn't that bad, is it?
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:46 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
Your attempts to seduce me certainly are.
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:48 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
You started it, You started it all now don't you get on my case!

See folks, there's a lot going on here. LOT going on.
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:49 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
What did I start?? I remember nothing of starting anything!
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:51 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
Pfff yeah okay Maxy. You're the one who came so eagerly over to my house the other night..... actually, I offered to apologize for ruining your good time but YOU... jesus, you were an animal! You really took it out on me!
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:53 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
Oh that. Yeah. Wow, I must have been really, really drunk.

Don’t call me.
Posted 02-22-2009 at 03:06 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
No, as I recall you were quite cognizant, my apologies if you wanted to keep it secret Mr. NO COMPLIMENT

Busy tonight?
Posted 02-22-2009 at 03:09 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
Yes, I’m having fun with some hooker boy I found snoozing in a wheelie bin. Why, what are you up to tonight?
Posted 02-22-2009 at 03:15 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
Meh, that's what rubbers are for....

Fapping alone pretty much.... or maybe not... you want to show me some more of your trademark positions... maybe a little B&D?
Posted 02-22-2009 at 03:25 PM by Pilot

 

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