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I Hate Flies

Posted 02-21-2009 at 12:14 PM by Slog Bait
They're the most annoying bug in existance. Why? because you'll sit there working on something in complete silence and somehow it makes its way into the room. Out of all the places it could fly about in the room, it chooses to fly right next to your ear and scare the living shit out of you because at first you have no idea what that noise is, all you know is something's buzzing.

Then, after you discover its just a fly, you get up and try to find the fly swatter. Not too annoying until you try to hit the fly. Then, you have to fucking ninja the fly when it's off guard and make sure you actually hit it, and not the space right next to it or it will fly away.

My worst enemy:


And yet, I seem to favor its appearance over most other bugs.
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shaman's Avatar
Fly me to the moon...
Posted 02-21-2009 at 01:51 PM by shaman

Jordan's Avatar
Annoys me thinking about what they do to eat food. They throw up all over it then eat the sick and food. Fucking sick.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 02:03 PM by Jordan

shaman's Avatar
what do they do if they've not eaten in a long time? nothing to throw up! didn't think of that did ya!
Posted 02-21-2009 at 02:11 PM by shaman

OddjobAbe's Avatar
They'd regurgitate bile.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 02:13 PM by OddjobAbe

shaman's Avatar
shhhhhhhh!
Posted 02-21-2009 at 02:21 PM by shaman

Wil's Avatar
Flies aren’t bugs.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 03:13 PM by Wil

Slog Bait's Avatar
A bug is defined as a term for any insect or insectlike invertebrate. Flies are both inverterbrates and insects, thus being a bug.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 04:05 PM by Slog Bait

Nate's Avatar
Actually, a bug is defined as a term for an insect with mouthparts shaped for sucking. That is the strict scientific and biological meaning of the term.


How awesome is Stephen Fry, eh?
Posted 02-21-2009 at 04:34 PM by Nate

Pilot's Avatar
Aww, but they're so tasty...

Say, you know what this reminds me of Max? The flies that are around the stalls of the open pit shitters at reststops. BZZZZZZ!!!
Posted 02-21-2009 at 05:49 PM by Pilot

Slog Bait's Avatar
So, Nate, would that mean most bugs that we call "bug" are actually not bugs?

Pilot, What the hell's up with the bathroom joke?
Posted 02-21-2009 at 05:56 PM by Slog Bait

Pilot's Avatar
Wait...
Posted 02-21-2009 at 06:00 PM by Pilot

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Nate is correct. I was going to weigh in with that little fact myself. Order Hemiptera, the true bugs.

As for that prime Drosophila melanogaster specimen you posted (the common fruit fly, which are silent flyers and clearly not actually the subject of your ire, unless you live in Hawaii, where they are enormous) are one of the most valuable organisms in existance for their contribution to science, a contribution incalculable in its quantity and worth to humanity in general.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 06:06 PM by Bullet Magnet

Slog Bait's Avatar
I read into the Hemiptera after Nate had posted his comment.

The fruit fly was the only good picture that I could find of any flies through a two second search on google. The fly that is pestering me is a horse fly, nasty little fellow there. However, we also have fruit flies. They are just as annoying as my buzzing little friends. I remember peeling a banana and discovering it was infested with the tiny flying insects.

Also, calling it a bug is still accurate, for it's bugging me you see.
Posted 02-21-2009 at 06:55 PM by Slog Bait

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Er...
Posted 02-21-2009 at 08:18 PM by Bullet Magnet

Slog Bait's Avatar
Uh... shit. Did I say something wrong?
Posted 02-21-2009 at 08:46 PM by Slog Bait

Phylum's Avatar
try stepping outside in Australia (the place, not the film)
Posted 02-22-2009 at 01:35 AM by Phylum

used:)'s Avatar
Well, they hate you.
Posted 02-22-2009 at 02:10 PM by used:)

 

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