AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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Pie versus cake.
Posted 02-09-2009 at 08:18 AM by scrab queen
 But... what about the Space Pirate Ninjas from Super Metroid? Do they count? Or are they the horrible result of cross breeding? They are ugly as sin...they need ninja masks... I'll bet most of you looked at this because of small chance there would be baked goods. I'm in a 'funny' mood. I think i'll throw some dark, horrible, offbeat puns at my housemates. They love the abuse. Oh, and I cleaned out the floor of the old well house. I now have a free, rusted axe. At least, I think it's rust. The walls of that little 4 by 4 foot shack, are covered with sports grafitti. Team names and the like. And if you look closely enough at the wood over the door, there was something about a football club. Now here's the punchline: I found a used needle in there. |
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