A joke:

O.K., what the hell? That clip is hilarious, but... Is that the guy's hair or a sun-shaped clock? And those real dog eyes or edited in? Is that from Dog Borstal or some similar programme? Why are the evil people so happy that their dog is clearly shitting itself over cupcakes?

Hey Max, the term you're thinking of is Starburst clock. One of the staples of the west-coast american gay man's living room.like mine. One of the more quintessential pieces of 'modern' decor that the 1950s left us with. Totally cool!

Although that really looks like one of the currently available reproduction Howard Miller clocks. Lame.

Why is this clip even funny? It's the dog's eyes I think.... but it's really about the clock.

I think the expression on the dog's face is fear because he knows what Guantanamo-style torture that bitch holding the cupcakes will subject him to if he follows his innate instinct and scarf them all.

Speaking of scarf, can you imagine if the dog ate a scarf then tried to poop it out?

Heh heh.... good one Nate, that's gold!

He does look rather traumatized, doesn't he?

Funny how ‘scarf’ is similar to ‘scoff’. Not really, but shut up.

Hmm, like the joke about the cat that poops tinsel. Which I can’t remember, but shut up.

Ech, I might just poop out a scoff of my own here in a second...

This is the "after" video of animal behavioural training.

Wait, what's that woman holding behind her back?

Look out, dog! The cupcakes are nothing but a distraction!

according to what i can see the vidio has been "moved or deleted"

I don't understand the analogy?

None of the women I've ever met salivate if restrained from doing housework.