Crazy People That Happen To Me II

A few months ago I was shopping for some work clothes at Macy's when i realized that my bowels were about to explode. I make my way to the bathroom and find that there is a slightly disheveled looking man who is continuously removing the brown paper that you use to dry your hands from its dispenser. He was taking it and putting it on the floor of one of the stalls. I made my way into the adjacent stall and began taking care of business while he continued bringing more and more paper towel into his. Once he was done he had a seat and released the most vile stench I have ever been privy to (pun intended).

I finish my thing up and exit the stall only to find that he had finished before me and was standing at the sink with his pants around his ankles. On his ass were these filthy tighty whities that hung from him in a fashion that suggested that there may actually be something in there weighing them down. I went to the sink, washed my hands, and left as nonchalantly as possible.