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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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WOW. Another brick in the face.

Posted 01-25-2009 at 01:58 AM by scrab queen
DAMN YOU AMBITION!

I wanna:

- Be an actor
- Be a voice actor
- Be an artist
- Be a tatto designer (and eventually own my own shop)
- Be a blacksmith (custom VG swords FTW)
- Be a writer
- Be a VG tester
- Be on the design team for a VG or movie
- Be a different species, because this one sucks

Please cross your fingers and pray that the hope-crushing will be slow, painful, and torturous enough that I will never again even consider having another idea that I might enjoy and go back to being a financial ass-slave for western society. BLEAH!
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Wil's Avatar
Eh, I’m in the never-considering-ideas-I-might-enjoy business, and I can quite assure you that it sucks. Keeping any kind of dream is better, because it can always be something you turn to when it turns out you’ve got the opportunity. Doesn’t matter that it seems you may never.
Posted 01-25-2009 at 02:16 AM by Wil

Nate's Avatar
I'm with you scrab queen. I could list the number of books lying around my bedroom for various hobbies I have been and/or still am interested in but haven't got around to working on but it would probably stretch this comment out far too long.

On another note: This is the 1000th blog.
Posted 01-25-2009 at 03:43 AM by Nate

Hobo's Avatar
All in all you're just another brick in the face.
Posted 01-25-2009 at 05:47 AM by Hobo

Anonyman!'s Avatar
We totally should have descended from cephalopods.
Posted 01-25-2009 at 12:29 PM by Anonyman!

Wil's Avatar
Because you think Glukkons are cool?I say that vaguely recalling you never joined because of Oddworld.
Posted 01-25-2009 at 02:11 PM by Wil

Venks's Avatar
What made you stop trying to go for any of these things?
Posted 01-25-2009 at 05:05 PM by Venks

scrab queen's Avatar
Ever since the invaders from retard land had latched onto us, we don't have any money to persue anything but survival. Most of the really cool stuff is happening out of state, which we can't do right now.

It takes time, energy, and creativeness I just don't have, and will probably be kept at low levels thanks to the invaders. All of my reachable media (art, writing, music) is taking a fatal nosedive. ZERO motivation, ZERO money. So I wouldn't be able to maintain and keep up with these things.

Invader #1 is making me lose faith in the human race (hence the last item), and Invader #2 is intent on destroying everything I hold in high regard (silence, peace, the closeness I worked so hard to gain in my family, not to mention all of my material posessions, what few I have.)

In previous situations like this, we would usually just pull off the little buggers after they got on thier feet and move on. But these moochers are stuck with us. My family has a bad habit of never having friends: Because they always turn into family.

So, until I move out (which is very unlikely, because #2 is about half-way there to taking my parents away from me too. I have to guard what's left) or kill myself from madness, or KILL THEM, this situation is permanent.

I really wish my parents weren't such kindhearted sapsacks, maybe they'll stop taking in helpless leeches and let natural selection do it's work for once. Fucking humans...
Posted 01-26-2009 at 01:38 AM by scrab queen

 

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