And Thus it Arrives Through a Vortex.

[SligCabaret]

Your ploy is

PURE QUALITY

To make you feel better about your failure, I will do nothing. Your pain amuses me.

[Pilot]

Oh










BRAVO

That's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine. You want to talk about heads? Fine. Let's talk about heads because there will be plenty rolling when Ho-Bo shows up. Rick-rolling to be exact, he'll be singing 'you know the rules, and so do I" or some crap.

[OANST]

I'm just as ridiculous as I am coherent, but i most certainly do not write fan fiction. the thought of stealing someone's character makes me feel gross.

I'll posrep you for that.

[Strike Witch]

Honestly, I don't even know.

[Mac Sirloin]

Aw man, I had this big follow up all prepared and you wrecked it. Oh well, here it is anyway.....

You've just been



FAG-ROLL'D!

Heh, that's gold!

What the fuck kind of geese are those

They're awful

[SligCabaret]

[center]That's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine. You want to talk about heads? Fine. Let's talk about heads because there will be plenty rolling when Ho-Bo shows up. Rick-rolling to be exact, he'll be singing 'you know the rules, and so do I" or some crap.

To be honest, i thnk a screen door on a submarine would be pretty funny. Like, if they covered it in duct tape and it kept leaking... it's like some kind of horrible Das Boot sitcom.

And I know all the lyrics, so... I've been Rolled enough times to start liking it, and that scares me.

[OANST]

What the fuck kind of geese are those

They're awful

Those are the pink geese of the apocalypse. And I thought you loved Jesus. Pshaw.

[Pilot]

What the fuck kind of geese are those

They're awful

Pink flamingo lawn schlock is an OWF member requisite.... Flamingos. A gay bird if there ever was one.

Now why can't we have more crude MS Paint contributions like the one Strike Witch left?

[SligCabaret]

=3?

it's kinda crude. I made it in 08... Eugh, look how huge the signature is....

[Pilot]

Why that's ... err... lovely dear.

It reminds me of the Crushinator from Futurama about to roll over a piece of cake.

How CRUEL... .... ..... but not as cruel as ruining a man's orgasm.

[SligCabaret]

Never played portal, huh? Shame.

[Pilot]

Well no. A different kind of portal, yes.

Giggity.

[SligCabaret]

Well no. A different kind of portal, yes.

Giggity.

you should. That's amusing if you know the game well. But hey, i'm just a nerd. *pelvic thrust*

[Pilot]

*sigh* I'm not much of a gamer.

I'm just here for the giggity.

[SligCabaret]

Oh? Hmm. Well, honestly I don't know what people see in us chicks. I'm a misogynist, women are terrible. They're so cursedly vicious, like evil skinny chimpanzees. Men are more fun to hang around with.

[Wings of Fire]

How odd, I find women far more enjoyable company than men.

[Pilot]

Oh? Hmm. Well, honestly I don't know what people see in us chicks. I'm a misogynist, women are terrible. They're so cursedly vicious, like evil skinny chimpanzees. Men are more fun to hang around with.

Are you butch or just a regular ol' gal who likes the company of men?

How odd, I find women far more enjoyable company than men.

Me too, to a point. I just would never opt to have a relationship with a woman because, yeah, claws and neediness and all that. In my own personal sphere that is my life I RARELY meet anyone in a hetero relationship who is really happy and not dysfunctional.

I'd entertain a relationship with a woman I guess, but she'd have to be extremely dominant and have a masculine psyche.

Or woman on the top man on the bottom if you get me.

[SligCabaret]

No, I'm straight, i just like to hang out with guys. more amusing things happen. I don't have any female friends i can have loud conversations about pussy and the many names for it with.
though i do admit i have a weakness for petite short haired blondes with guns. don't ask.

I've been told by a few friends that i would be the perfect girlfriend if i wasn't ugly, I'm selfless to an almost destructive point and i don't have many of the same traits that make women hard to stand. but yeah, there's the ugly thing. so i opt for friendship.

[Pilot]

Well, believe it or not there are still people out there searching for a heart of gold. Don't think it won't happen.

If I'm picturing you anywhere near properly by what you shared, my second girlfriend was as you describe yourself. She was so cute and god did she have a heart of gold. So free spirited. This was all during the awkward period of 'finding myself' and I found that although I did love her I had trouble loving her... yes. Sadly I think I hurt her and I regret it because she was one of the most caring and unique people I've ever met. She used to talk about herself like you do, too. It was tragic.

Then I stopped denying what I really wanted and , well, the rest so obviously history.

[SligCabaret]

was she a good hundred pounds overweight, zitty, kinky haired and with tits like plastic bags half filles with chopped up jello? Did she have hereditayr eczema on her fingers, hobbit feet, and skin so thin and pale she got stretch marks everywhere? how about a double chin that makes doctors thnk she had thyroid problems?

[Wings of Fire]

Stop putting yourself down, we have trolls for that. And you're beginning to make me feel sympathetic, and you won't like me when I'm sympathetic.

[Pilot]

Reluctant to respond to that one for she may still be around here somewhere.... actually, BOTH of them were from the forums here at one time.

So between the two I'll give a big YES. One of them was needy and ... um quite frankly insane but I won't say which. The other was the less troubled one but still, at least early on, fairly overweight.

[SligCabaret]

Don' ever feel sympathy for me, my place in life is to stand next to people and make them look better. And the fact of the matter is that overweight is nothing. Hell, fatter chicks than me can be sexy. I have a horrid combination of things, combined with the fact that i'm mostly sterile, therefor i don't produce pheremones. i'm not saying it's hard to look at me, i'm saying it's impossible to be attracted to me in any way other than friendship. even if someone was looking for someone exactly like me they wouldn't want me, i have no 'available for sexing' waft. that's important.

[Wings of Fire]

Enough of the self sacrificing please, I'm like the biggest woobie-magnet on this forum and even I can only take so much. Just sit back, relax and post, nobody here barring DI will ever insult you by your physical appearance.

If all else fails, lie back and think of England.

[SligCabaret]

*blink*
England?




.......



lol. Bollocks.

[Wings of Fire]

Wikipedia exists for a reason you know, I was being quaint.

[SligCabaret]

what, were you expecting 'lol, teeth'? I don't judge the english, it isn't their fault they're so inbred.

[Wings of Fire]

We also shoot foxes, all of us, every Wednesday.

And it feels Fucking Great.

[SligCabaret]

They taste pretty good. I had fox soup at my mom's place in buttfuck virginia. But i'm violently in love with anyone who has ever used the adjective 'gormless' because it's so wonderful and americans just can't pull it off. Scary inbreeding lips aside.

[Pilot]

Scary inbreeding lips aside.

Have you ever seen a guy with a hairlip trying to eat soup in a diner?