Oddworld Forums > Zulag Two > Welcomes & Birthdays


 
Thread Tools
 
  #91  
01-27-2011, 02:32 AM
hedjeroo's Avatar
hedjeroo
Fuzzle
 
: Jan 2011
: United Kingdom
: 118
Rep Power: 14
hedjeroo  (174)hedjeroo  (174)

I believe in equal rights, but you're still not allowed to hit me because I wear glasses.
__________________
Munch's Exoddus: the quest for a can opener. Which will be just as squeaky as the wheelchair.

Reply With Quote
  #92  
01-27-2011, 03:07 AM
Ridg3's Avatar
Ridg3
Outlaw Flamer
 
: Aug 2009
: Craggy Island
: 2,522
Blog Entries: 13
Rep Power: 18
Ridg3  (3307)Ridg3  (3307)Ridg3  (3307)Ridg3  (3307)Ridg3  (3307)Ridg3  (3307)Ridg3  (3307)Ridg3  (3307)Ridg3  (3307)Ridg3  (3307)Ridg3  (3307)

:
I believe in equal rights.
Then WHY am I always made to lift/carry the heavy shit at work whilst the women get to serve the cunt customers at the tills?
__________________
"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"

Reply With Quote
  #93  
01-27-2011, 03:34 AM
Phylum's Avatar
Phylum
No Artificial Colours
 
: Sep 2008
: Rock bottom
: 4,911
Blog Entries: 94
Rep Power: 22
Phylum  (5748)Phylum  (5748)Phylum  (5748)Phylum  (5748)Phylum  (5748)Phylum  (5748)Phylum  (5748)Phylum  (5748)Phylum  (5748)Phylum  (5748)Phylum  (5748)

I'm mostly happy with equal rights until it gets to the point of female superiority.
Reply With Quote
  #94  
01-27-2011, 03:39 AM
T-nex's Avatar
T-nex
Frosties and Buttsex
 
: Aug 2003
: Denmark
: 4,811
Blog Entries: 80
Rep Power: 26
T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)

Agreed... Although I do believe there are still areas where equal rights hasn't reached its peak.... Some women just demand too much x_x
__________________
Wil siger (17:13):
Hey, I have massive nuts. :@

============


Reply With Quote
  #95  
01-27-2011, 04:50 AM
hedjeroo's Avatar
hedjeroo
Fuzzle
 
: Jan 2011
: United Kingdom
: 118
Rep Power: 14
hedjeroo  (174)hedjeroo  (174)

Men and women are just as horrible as each other and both are capable of applying decent amounts of kinetic force to things. >=| There is no excuse for either not to do their equal share of opening doors and lifting heavy things.
__________________
Munch's Exoddus: the quest for a can opener. Which will be just as squeaky as the wheelchair.

Reply With Quote
  #96  
01-27-2011, 06:13 AM
OANST's Avatar
OANST
Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator
Our worst member ever
 
: Jun 2003
: Them dark fucking woods
: 12,320
Blog Entries: 134
Rep Power: 39
OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)

WoF is Don Quixote. How cute!
__________________


My bowels hurt.

Reply With Quote
  #97  
01-27-2011, 08:59 AM
MA's Avatar
MA
DOES NOT COMPUTE
 
: Nov 2007
: shit creek
: 5,106
Blog Entries: 10
Rep Power: 26
MA  (9593)MA  (9593)MA  (9593)MA  (9593)MA  (9593)MA  (9593)MA  (9593)MA  (9593)MA  (9593)MA  (9593)MA  (9593)

:
Men and women are just as horrible as each other and both are capable of applying decent amounts of kinetic force to things. >=| There is no excuse for either not to do their equal share of opening doors and lifting heavy things.
there was a girl on my college course that was stronger than any of us and had hands the size of paving slabs. she knocked one of her stepfathers teeth out when he told her that she was stupid to think she could take up farming, because it wasn't for 'girls'.

her stepfather was a fucking dick, though. he deserved it.
Reply With Quote
  #98  
01-27-2011, 09:24 AM
T-nex's Avatar
T-nex
Frosties and Buttsex
 
: Aug 2003
: Denmark
: 4,811
Blog Entries: 80
Rep Power: 26
T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)

I admire women who can fend for themselves.
__________________
Wil siger (17:13):
Hey, I have massive nuts. :@

============


Reply With Quote
  #99  
01-27-2011, 09:25 AM
OANST's Avatar
OANST
Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator
Our worst member ever
 
: Jun 2003
: Them dark fucking woods
: 12,320
Blog Entries: 134
Rep Power: 39
OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)

I admire women with big tits.
__________________


My bowels hurt.

Reply With Quote
  #100  
01-27-2011, 09:26 AM
OddjobAbe's Avatar
OddjobAbe
National Treasure
 
: Feb 2007
: England
: 3,121
Blog Entries: 100
Rep Power: 23
OddjobAbe  (5874)OddjobAbe  (5874)OddjobAbe  (5874)OddjobAbe  (5874)OddjobAbe  (5874)OddjobAbe  (5874)OddjobAbe  (5874)OddjobAbe  (5874)OddjobAbe  (5874)OddjobAbe  (5874)OddjobAbe  (5874)

I admire people in general who can fend for themselves. There are too many fucking slackos.

EDIT: OANST's a speedy shit.
__________________
A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.

Reply With Quote
  #101  
01-27-2011, 09:38 AM
T-nex's Avatar
T-nex
Frosties and Buttsex
 
: Aug 2003
: Denmark
: 4,811
Blog Entries: 80
Rep Power: 26
T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)

I admire small tits more.
__________________
Wil siger (17:13):
Hey, I have massive nuts. :@

============


Reply With Quote
  #102  
01-27-2011, 09:41 AM
OANST's Avatar
OANST
Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator
Our worst member ever
 
: Jun 2003
: Them dark fucking woods
: 12,320
Blog Entries: 134
Rep Power: 39
OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)

I'll be honest. I just plain admire tits.
__________________


My bowels hurt.

Reply With Quote
  #103  
01-27-2011, 09:44 AM
STM's Avatar
STM
Anarcho-Apiarist
 
: Jun 2008
: Your mother
: 9,859
Blog Entries: 158
Rep Power: 26
STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)

Even man tits...
__________________
:
Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.

Reply With Quote
  #104  
01-27-2011, 09:44 AM
Wings of Fire's Avatar
Wings of Fire
Beautiful Bastard
 
: Dec 2007
: Stafford
: 9,537
Blog Entries: 143
Rep Power: 32
Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)

I like pretty people. I will open doors for and talk to pretty people.
__________________
:
“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

Reply With Quote
  #105  
01-27-2011, 09:52 AM
STM's Avatar
STM
Anarcho-Apiarist
 
: Jun 2008
: Your mother
: 9,859
Blog Entries: 158
Rep Power: 26
STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)

Damn beautiful people, It's a beautiful person that makes me want to go to maths class almost every day...just so I can sit down next to her...it's a fucking beautiful person that makes me feel all liquid inside.

Damn beautiful people WoF.
__________________
:
Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.

Reply With Quote
  #106  
01-27-2011, 09:57 AM
MeechMunchie's Avatar
MeechMunchie
Sgt. Sideburns
 
: Mar 2009
: :noiƚɒɔo⅃
: 9,743
Blog Entries: 83
Rep Power: 31
MeechMunchie  (14320)MeechMunchie  (14320)MeechMunchie  (14320)MeechMunchie  (14320)MeechMunchie  (14320)MeechMunchie  (14320)MeechMunchie  (14320)MeechMunchie  (14320)MeechMunchie  (14320)MeechMunchie  (14320)MeechMunchie  (14320)

I like people with nice smiles. A big smile from a pretty girl really turns around my day.

Reply With Quote
  #107  
01-27-2011, 09:57 AM
Wings of Fire's Avatar
Wings of Fire
Beautiful Bastard
 
: Dec 2007
: Stafford
: 9,537
Blog Entries: 143
Rep Power: 32
Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)

I'll fuck her for you. You'll probably feel less about her then.

EDIT: That goes for both of you.
__________________
:
“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

Reply With Quote
  #108  
01-27-2011, 09:58 AM
STM's Avatar
STM
Anarcho-Apiarist
 
: Jun 2008
: Your mother
: 9,859
Blog Entries: 158
Rep Power: 26
STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)

I'll fuck you in a minute.
__________________
:
Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.

Reply With Quote
  #109  
01-27-2011, 10:09 AM
Wings of Fire's Avatar
Wings of Fire
Beautiful Bastard
 
: Dec 2007
: Stafford
: 9,537
Blog Entries: 143
Rep Power: 32
Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)

You can try, certainly.
__________________
:
“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

Reply With Quote
  #110  
01-27-2011, 10:12 AM
STM's Avatar
STM
Anarcho-Apiarist
 
: Jun 2008
: Your mother
: 9,859
Blog Entries: 158
Rep Power: 26
STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)STM  (6435)

I'll be good I promise.
__________________
:
Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.

Reply With Quote
  #111  
01-27-2011, 10:14 AM
OANST's Avatar
OANST
Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator
Our worst member ever
 
: Jun 2003
: Them dark fucking woods
: 12,320
Blog Entries: 134
Rep Power: 39
OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
__________________


My bowels hurt.

Reply With Quote
  #112  
01-27-2011, 12:06 PM
T-nex's Avatar
T-nex
Frosties and Buttsex
 
: Aug 2003
: Denmark
: 4,811
Blog Entries: 80
Rep Power: 26
T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)T-nex  (3441)

What if heaven so unimaginatively boring that two minutes seem incredibly unbearable?
__________________
Wil siger (17:13):
Hey, I have massive nuts. :@

============


Reply With Quote
  #113  
01-27-2011, 12:22 PM
OANST's Avatar
OANST
Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator
Our worst member ever
 
: Jun 2003
: Them dark fucking woods
: 12,320
Blog Entries: 134
Rep Power: 39
OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)OANST  (16390)

That's when you know that you got the "bad heroin".
__________________


My bowels hurt.

Reply With Quote
  #114  
01-27-2011, 12:28 PM
Manco's Avatar
Manco
Posts walls of text
 
: Aug 2007
: based damage system
: 4,751
Blog Entries: 11
Rep Power: 29
Manco  (14074)Manco  (14074)Manco  (14074)Manco  (14074)Manco  (14074)Manco  (14074)Manco  (14074)Manco  (14074)Manco  (14074)Manco  (14074)Manco  (14074)

:
Damn beautiful people, It's a beautiful person that makes me want to go to maths class almost every day...just so I can sit down next to her...it's a fucking beautiful person that makes me feel all liquid inside.

Damn beautiful people WoF.
That is the goddamn creepiest thing I've read in a long time.
__________________


twitter (stream of thoughts)
steam (games i never play)

Reply With Quote
  #115  
01-27-2011, 12:33 PM
Wings of Fire's Avatar
Wings of Fire
Beautiful Bastard
 
: Dec 2007
: Stafford
: 9,537
Blog Entries: 143
Rep Power: 32
Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)Wings of Fire  (13656)

Yet better than masturbation in the eyes of God.
__________________
:
“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

Reply With Quote


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 








 
 
- Oddworld Forums - -