Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

paramiteabe · #**121** 08-04-2003, 02:42 AM

Because!

How much wood can a pine tree chuck if a pine tree chucks wood?

LuLu_Fund · #**122** 08-04-2003, 07:23 AM

A: Enough to burn all these annoying wannabe tree chucks!!!!

Q: If you bumped into Lori Lanning in the supermarket, what would you say?

The Red Muse · #**123** 08-04-2003, 07:30 AM

*takes out a pipe, a pair of thick glasses and sits on a velvet coated chair*

A: Bananas to you. Care to buy a rubber monkey with three living siblings? Comes with a handy-dandy-almost usable wet, old cloth. Booyaka.

Q: If I were a moose, what would I be wearing?

Hobo · #**124** 08-04-2003, 07:51 AM

A: A loincloth and a sheep tied to your head.

Q: How fast can Majic close a thread?

Fez · #**125** 08-04-2003, 08:05 AM

faster then light travel

how many legs has a disabled octopus have?

paramiteabe · #**126** 08-04-2003, 12:49 PM

16 thats including the sixty million legs that are chaseing it down the street.

Do you want to be chased by a brown garbage bag on a street in New York City under an orange Street light at night or do you prefer white garbage bags?

GrigtheSlig · #**127** 08-04-2003, 02:52 PM

A. Well, I'd rather be chassed by a green bag under a blue streetlight, but what can ya do?

Q. Why does my cat have 2 legs?

OANST · #**128** 08-04-2003, 03:20 PM

A. its an evolved member of the species.

B. how's yo' mama?

GrigtheSlig · #**129** 08-05-2003, 05:56 AM

A. She's on her death bed, but thanx for asking!

Q. WHo is coo coo ca choo???

just_me · #**130** 08-05-2003, 08:22 AM

A. He is you
Q.Why she sells seashells in a seashore?

T-nex · #**131** 08-05-2003, 08:46 AM

A: cuz Harry Potter kills Mickey Mouse under the tree, while buying coconuts.

Q: Why does Goofy have a house in a cartoon??

GrigtheSlig · #**132** 08-05-2003, 04:32 PM

A. Cause he killed someone to get it! Shh, dont tell anyone.

Q. Why does Barbera Striesand have such an ugly face?

Welcome again T-nex!

654321 · #**133** 08-05-2003, 06:19 PM

A.Barbara is messed and it's diet is as follows:
1.stuffed yes
2.people who say "walter subchack"

Q.Why does eddy act like a F**KIN' A**HOLE
while Ed rides the cluckball in the form of
a swedish meatball?

rolf has seen the meatball!

what now?

OANST · #**134** 08-06-2003, 12:13 AM

A. because jimmy likes the man cock.

Q. If I saw the sign would it open up my eyes?

Sekto Springs · #**135** 08-06-2003, 12:39 AM

it would paint them purple

what if JFKs real name is Jason Freddy Kruegar!?

LuLu_Fund · #**136** 08-06-2003, 01:20 AM

A: Then I'd wanna know how the assassin found that one out and congratulate him for saving the world.

Q: What could I do with 3 pencils, 6 cables, 2 lego pieces, a bicycle and 8 armadillos?

GrigtheSlig · #**137** 08-06-2003, 04:38 AM

A. Make a organic XBOX that plays only Barney and Sesemy Street games, so it's useless!

Q.Who lives in a pineapple under the toolbox?

654321 · #**138** 08-06-2003, 09:19 AM

A. pineapple man lives in pineapples,
but the toolbox ran away, since i sceamed
"frundipllehogin"

Q1.Y R U 2 B the WOOTmeister's?

Q2.if i killed goofy, how did pizza warp
my batwings while demons pants chafe?

nads · #**139** 08-06-2003, 04:01 PM

a1. M3 15 73H W007M31573RS? H0LY FUNK!

a2 the square root of TEH MATRIX!

Q1 How much PI could a nerdchuck square, if a nerdchuck could sqaure PI

Q2 if you pickeled an egg, wouldn't it be a pickle?

GrigtheSlig · #**140** 08-07-2003, 04:45 AM

A1. PI=3+2-1Axy!

A2.Satrix?

Q. Why did the chicken kill all of his friends?

Sekto Springs · #**141** 08-07-2003, 02:55 PM

because the others told him to pluck off!

Who did John J. Wissenhiemer date in a fish tank?

nads · #**142** 08-07-2003, 04:12 PM

A. death

q. join Mecha War V.2!

GrigtheSlig · #**143** 08-07-2003, 07:15 PM

A. I don't wanna!

Q.Who says gobble gobble and expects to get away with it?

OANST · #**144** 08-07-2003, 09:24 PM

A. that prostitute I hired.

Q. Why did the dead baby cross the road?

paramiteabe · #**145** 08-08-2003, 02:37 AM

A- Ummmmmmmmmmmm, I don't know yuk yuk!

Q If john seltzer married a woman named Alka would they be called Mr. and Mrs Alka Seltzer?

T-nex · #**146** 08-08-2003, 04:54 AM

A: No they would ne called Mrs, and mr. Boobka alka

Q: What happned to that toolbox??

LuLu_Fund · #**147** 08-08-2003, 08:00 AM

A: It's not called a toolbox anymore, it's called an xbox... now ya know what happened to it.

Q: What would you do if the pink-purple-people-eater came unto you and offered to spiritualize you at their holy pink grail?

big bro boogie · #**148** 08-08-2003, 11:12 AM

A: then i'd say "you just F*** THE H*** UP!!!"

Q: what if you walk on th street playing with an tennisball and you bumped into Sherry McKenna?

paramiteabe · #**149** 08-08-2003, 02:04 PM

I would say "OOPS OUT OF ROOM!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXY and Z what happened to the P?

oddguy · #**150** 08-08-2003, 08:36 PM

A: P needed to take a pee! Hee hee!

Q: Where is Bob?