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07-12-2010, 10:24 AM
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Follow this chick on Twitter, win a free blowjob if the Netherlands wins.

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This World Cup has definitely been marked with dedicated fans who have been offering motivation for their home teams.

First it was Argentina coach Diego Maradona, who promised to run naked through the streets of Buenos Aires if Argentina won. (For this reason alone, I'm glad Argentina is out. I'm sure there are Argentina fans who are glad Argentina is out).

Next, it was Larissa Riquelme, the Paraguayan bombshell, who promised to run nude through the streets if Paraguay won. This was unsurprisingly a much more popular offer than Maradona's. And because she's such a good sport, Riquelme says her offer still stands, even though Paraguay is out.
But now, a Dutch fan has offered incentive that blows all others out of the water (pun seriously not intended). Bobbi Eden, one of the Netherlands' leading pornstars, has promised oral sex to all of her Twitter followers if the Netherlands wins—and she has a lot of followers!

Apparently when she made the offer she had about 5000 followers and that number has, to absolutely nobody's surprise, exploded to more than 30, 000 (likely to have gone up even more since this was written).

Now not only has Eden drastically increased her Twitter following, she's also ensured that the Netherlands will have thousands more rooting for them in the finals.
Her twitter account is here, so GO GO GO.

I don't think she'll pay to fly people out to the Netherlands and back for a quickie, so I'm pretty sure that cuts me out of this deal.

But, hey, Havoc, I'm sure you could convince her to dress up as an underage tiger or something.
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07-12-2010, 10:29 AM
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This doesn't deserve a thread. This doesn't deserve anything. Who cares?
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07-12-2010, 10:30 AM
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Spain won yesterday.
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07-12-2010, 10:52 AM
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Spain won yesterday.
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07-12-2010, 11:30 AM
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Havoc lives in the Netherlands too.
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07-12-2010, 12:57 PM
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Yeah but we didn't win, so I didn't get a blowjob
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07-12-2010, 02:02 PM
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It wouldn't have happened anyway. Bitch wants attention.
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That's what she said, probably. Given her profession.

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07-13-2010, 08:07 AM
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It wouldn't have happened anyway. Bitch wants attention.
If we did win you just know some dude would go over there expecting his blowjob and then beat the bitch to death because she didn't want to do it.
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07-13-2010, 10:25 AM
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quite an imagination you've got there, Havoc.
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07-13-2010, 01:57 PM
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It's happened before is all I'm saying.
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She probably knew Netherlands would lose anyway since the Octopus predicted they would. So, probably was for the attention.
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She probably knew Netherlands would lose anyway since the Octopus predicted they would. So, probably was for the attention.
Yeah but the octopus didn't make his prediction until later.
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Fucking Paul.
Octopus vs. owl. This is happening right now.

I mean of course a battle of wits. Paul would get his ass kicked by a bird of prey. Owls are classed as one of the dumbest birds, if not thee dumbest.
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