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07-17-2007, 01:33 AM
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I've decided to void my sense of humour
That's it. I'm done with existing.

Do not feel sadness for me, for I have decided against enduring all the idiots, racist, and stereotypers, even if there are good times.
The good does not outway the bad in my life.
There has been too much sadness, anger, and lonelyness.


I wish you all a happy life, I hope it ends happily.















Just kidding. I'll be visiting my dad for two weeks, and he's a bit in the stone age.

It's funny because he's also a stoner.

I'm leaving tommorow, don't burn down OWF without me!
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07-17-2007, 03:52 AM
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Fuck, I thought you were serious for a second there.
Have fun at your Dad's!
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07-17-2007, 04:03 AM
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.......And that was too sick to be funny, have a nice time.
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07-17-2007, 04:06 AM
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I belive it was more relieving than funny. I know what it's like to deal with suicide.
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07-17-2007, 07:00 AM
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No kidding Marvak. Shit that had me worried. I'm not even sure if I want to say goodbye to you or not...


but I will...


Goodbye and have a good time.
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07-17-2007, 07:05 AM
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that was actually quite funny although very harsh
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07-17-2007, 08:22 AM
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I belive it was more relieving than funny.
And a relief it was! Damn, Nemo, that was worrying. You wanna give a heart attack to anyone who actually cares on the forums?(that DOES include me...)

Anyway, have fun and don't get stoned too much.

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don't burn down OWF without me
Well, with all this flaming going on around here, the forums is pretty much on fire already...
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07-17-2007, 08:26 AM
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Damnit and here I was gonna say: Okay bye!
And it would be all funneh and now you ruined the joke .

Anyway have fun.
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07-17-2007, 08:27 AM
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Anyway, have fun and don't get stoned too much.
Trust me, I'd never touch weed.
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07-17-2007, 08:32 AM
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Geez, the first few seconds, I thought you meant it, then realized, 'he's bullshitting us'.

Have a nice time!
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07-17-2007, 09:25 AM
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*Kicks down your door, pointing a gun at your head.*
Don't kill yourself! That leaves me with nothing to do!

Oh wait... your joking... well since I'm already here...

Sexy Party! Everyone is invited!
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07-17-2007, 01:55 PM
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xD Good-bye, Nemo. Have fun! =P
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You sick bastard...
and I was all ready to go on your ass about mortal sins and how you'll go to hell for killing yourself.

BALLSACK TO YOU NEMO! Or as the french say...
Balsaque a toi!
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07-17-2007, 04:25 PM
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That's it. I'm done with existing.

Do not feel sadness for me, for I have decided against enduring all the idiots, racist, and stereotypers, even if there are good times.
The good does not outway the bad in my life.
There has been too much sadness, anger, and lonelyness.


I wish you all a happy life, I hope it ends happily.















Just kidding. I'll be visiting my dad for two weeks, and he's a bit in the stone age.

It's funny because he's also a stoner.

I'm leaving tommorow, don't burn down OWF without me!
Man, these jokes are just not funny...

Have fun!


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Damnit and here I was gonna say: Okay bye!
And it would be all funneh and now you ruined the joke .
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You guys are just sick...
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Anyone who posts suicide messages on the internet should do it. Save the internets some worry
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Now I remember why I haven't been online in ages.

Damn you, Clearwire!

Jesus.
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Now I remember why I haven't been online in ages.

Damn you, Clearwire!

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07-22-2007, 08:37 PM
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That was fucking hiliarious. You rock.
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07-23-2007, 09:23 AM
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A good joke with a poor punchline. 2/10
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Hey, you changed the title of this thread. Good for you.

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You guys are just sick...
Yep. And I got lotta black humor too.
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ahh, black humour, my old friend...
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Just wondering... Would you make jokes about your best friend jumping off a building?
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mmmmm...black humour
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Just wondering... Would you make jokes about your best friend jumping off a building?
Yes.



Also, I'm back.
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08-02-2007, 09:45 AM
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Congrats on making it into OWF without people ripping your intestines out!



But seriously, glad to have you back.
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