*Insert clever welcome thread name here*

Vivi · #1 01-25-2010, 01:02 PM

Hey!

I'm Vivi/Kyle and I've been a long fan of the Oddworld games for around 8 years now. My favourite has to be Abe's Exoddus, and I am saddened that OWI have decided to go into film, I really wanted a Munch's Exoddus or Squeek's Oddysee but I guess everyone here did. I'm into banner making on Photoshop and playing games. (Yeah, that's all I do! I have no life. xD) I'm also a huge RPG fan and and I dabble at RPing so I might pop round in that part of the forum once in a while. I'm probably a little wacky sometimes, so I'm just warning you! xD But I am guess everyone else that's committed to ODD will be too. It's nice to meet you fellow nutters!

OddjobAbe · #2 01-25-2010, 01:18 PM

Welcome to the forums. If you're a poofter, you'll really fit in.

mr.odd · #3 01-25-2010, 01:20 PM

Enjoy your stay, hope you stick around for while.
Also, please do not double post or spam.

Vivi · #4 01-25-2010, 01:26 PM

I already know all of the rules, I thoroughly went through them... And I'm a member to 2 other forums. Can I ask if this is vBulletin? I'm on a FF site that uses the same layout, just wondering!

Thanks for the warm welcome and I'll stick around. Maybe lurk around a bit first and see what's happening.

mr.odd · #5 01-25-2010, 01:30 PM

Yes, this is Vbulletin.

OANST · #6 01-25-2010, 01:43 PM

Hello.

Don't abide by the rules. That's boring. Be a bad boy/girl.

T-nex · #7 01-25-2010, 01:55 PM

Hello new person

! Doing what Oanst tells you to, will result in you becoming the essence of evil.

MA · #8 01-25-2010, 01:56 PM

don't be gay.

we're fucking overrun with them.

Vivi · #9 01-25-2010, 02:01 PM

I like the sound of evil! And don't cha worry, I'm heterosexual and not gay in any way whatsoever. Nice to meet you!

MA · #10 01-25-2010, 02:05 PM

:

I like the sound of evil! And don't cha worry, I'm heterosexual and not gay in any way whatsoever. Nice to meet you!

of course.

nah, i'm pissing about. don't take things seriously here, for future reference. i would actually like a new member that doesn't hibernate and doesn't leap straight into a certain persona because its 'cool'.

welcome to OWF.

OANST · #11 01-25-2010, 02:26 PM

:

Hello new person

! Doing what Oanst tells you to, will result in you becoming the essence of evil.

Hey, Tnex

T-nex · #12 01-25-2010, 02:39 PM

See? proof right there.

Vivi · #13 01-25-2010, 02:40 PM

Scary stuff there... I thought the Exorcist was bad. And I'll be whatever I want then shall I? Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

***Nate*** · #14 01-25-2010, 03:16 PM

:

Hello.

Don't abide by the rules. That's boring. Be a bad boy/girl.

Hello.

Don't abide by the rules. The rules are about six years old and not even the mods remember what they are. There are a set of unwritten rules that float around, vaguely evolving from mod to mod. You have to learn them by osmosis.

Sekto Springs · #15 01-25-2010, 03:59 PM

Welcome

Sorry to burst your bubble but OWI is gone and any movie projects they may have undertaken are now on hold, perhaps indefinitely. Thumb through a few of the more recent threads in General Discussion to catch up on what you missed. Essentially, you missed nothing, but you'll be thoroughly reamed for asking questions that have already been answered, so be sure and catch up with the rest of us before you do so.

Good luck! Hopefully you'll last longer than 90% of the newbies we get here on a weekly basis.

MA · #16 01-25-2010, 04:01 PM

he'll last. i like this newbie.

Wings of Fire · #17 01-25-2010, 04:07 PM

Just because he's straight.

Homophone!

T-nex · #18 01-25-2010, 04:07 PM

I'm going to bed...

MA · #19 01-25-2010, 04:10 PM

well the hetero's need to stick together in this place.

otherwise they turn. just look at Josh.

EDIT: i don't get it.

Wings of Fire · #20 01-25-2010, 04:13 PM

I think you'll find Josh turned your way.

MA · #21 01-25-2010, 04:15 PM

i knew it! Josh is straight!

oh wait

Sekto Springs · #22 01-25-2010, 04:17 PM

:

well the hetero's need to stick together in this place.

And the battle begins.

mr.odd · #23 01-25-2010, 04:24 PM

:

well the hetero's need to stick together in this place.

otherwise they turn. just look at Josh.

EDIT: i don't get it.

:

And the battle begins.

Why do i get the feeling someone is going to create a "Straight or gay?" thread soon?

Sekto Springs · #24 01-25-2010, 05:02 PM

I can't think of a legitimate reason to dislike homosexuals, and I think most of the people here don't have a problem with it either, so ultimately it would probably be a very boring thread.

***Nate*** · #25 01-26-2010, 02:26 AM

Plus, I'm pretty sure we've rooted out all the queers by now. There was entertainment for a good few years seeing Peter being vague and others being oblivious but, sadly, those days are behind us now.

Wings of Fire · #26 01-26-2010, 02:28 AM

I could go back in the closet. That could be fun.

Bullet Magnet · #27 01-26-2010, 04:13 AM

I thought the closet locked behind you. Otherwise any Tom, Dick or Harry could open it up and start taking names.

used:) · #28 01-26-2010, 04:21 AM

Welcome! I like your username.

Oddey · #29 01-26-2010, 04:38 AM

*Insert wittty response to witty welcome thread*

Welcome to the forums. (Doors shut behind you.) Enjoy your permanent stay.

Sekto Springs · #30 01-26-2010, 05:50 AM

Guys, I confess...

Hobo's gay.