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09-18-2017, 03:07 PM
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Alcar - The Visionary, The Creator, The Legend.

(Lights cig)

I wanna take ere dis moment to show OUR thanks, to the.. the BREAD WINNER... the FORUM KEEPER, the one and only PRESIDENT ALCAR!

Now I HEAR dere's been a lotta bad press bout' dis guy from a few of them low life dirtbags round' distribution and sub-level department that Alcar anit doin' enough for dis place.

WELL LET ME TELL THE LOT OF YA, YA BETTER SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT OR ELSE! YA HEAR?!


(Slig rushes in and whispers to my ear)
Huh? Alcar is a mud? WHAT?!

CANCEL THIS CONFERENCE, GET THE HECK OUT OF ERE, ALL OF YA'LL GET BACK TO WORK!
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09-19-2017, 06:51 AM
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Best thread.

Alcar is the mudokon terrorist, who's keeping the FTP keys hostage.
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09-20-2017, 07:44 PM
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09-21-2017, 03:46 AM
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I thought we peaked years ago.

I was so wrong.

This is peak OWF.
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09-21-2017, 08:57 AM
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We just jumped the shark here.

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09-21-2017, 08:43 PM
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09-25-2017, 10:45 AM
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(Lights cig)

I wanna take ere dis moment to show OUR thanks, to the.. the BREAD WINNER... the FORUM KEEPER, the one and only PRESIDENT ALCAR!

Now I HEAR dere's been a lotta bad press bout' dis guy from a few of them low life dirtbags round' distribution and sub-level department that Alcar anit doin' enough for dis place.

WELL LET ME TELL THE LOT OF YA, YA BETTER SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT OR ELSE! YA HEAR?!


(Slig rushes in and whispers to my ear)
Huh? Alcar is a mud? WHAT?!

CANCEL THIS CONFERENCE, GET THE HECK OUT OF ERE, ALL OF YA'LL GET BACK TO WORK!
I can't believe you're actually married. Stop pretending to be a glukkon dude. Lol jesus.
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09-25-2017, 01:52 PM
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That's racist. Imagine if I told you that you should stop pretending to be CravenKnight.
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09-25-2017, 02:49 PM
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Imagine if I told you that you weren't funny. Imagine that.
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09-25-2017, 03:02 PM
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Craven please stop trying to replace me, you're doing a much better job.
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09-26-2017, 10:59 AM
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This thread is proof that the forums are alive and well (dead).
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09-26-2017, 02:58 PM
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It was cool meeting you at EGX Vexen!
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09-28-2017, 04:35 AM
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I can't believe you're actually married. Stop pretending to be a glukkon dude. Lol jesus.
WHAT?

GET OUT OF ERE!
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09-29-2017, 08:56 PM
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I thought we peaked years ago.

I was so wrong.

This is peak OWF.
I'm gonna have to agree here. Indulgent roleplay, dissenting opinions, quarreling members and gratuitous mention of Peter? Those are the eternal staples that always have, and always will, form the foundation of this fine forum.

[denial]I don't miss Wolfpac and his boring old topics at all.[/denial]
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09-30-2017, 01:03 AM
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Alcar better check their lipstick next time they send someone to speak for them.
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09-30-2017, 03:06 AM
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I'm gonna have to agree here. Indulgent roleplay, dissenting opinions, quarreling members and gratuitous mention of Peter? Those are the eternal staples that always have, and always will, form the foundation of this fine forum.

[denial]I don't miss Wolfpac and his boring old topics at all.[/denial]
Oh huh I guess it was time for Majic's decadely visit. I wish I'd have known in advance
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09-30-2017, 12:24 PM
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GET OUT OF ERE!
go to marriage counseling.
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10-01-2017, 04:34 AM
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Once you go Glukk, that's all you'll... Never mind.
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10-03-2017, 02:40 AM
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go to marriage counseling.
I don't know what alternate reality that is in, and I anit screwin any Gluk Queens either!
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10-03-2017, 08:47 AM
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yeah, there's no sport in this. you're obviously retarded. obviously.
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10-03-2017, 10:39 PM
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CravenKnight, no need to call people retarded, you've been warned.

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It was cool meeting you at EGX Vexen!
It would be cool, if I had gone.
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10-04-2017, 03:45 PM
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You blended in really well with all the other smelly nerds
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11-18-2017, 12:41 PM
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11-19-2017, 01:17 AM
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fuck the haters EVP, role play is what this forum was built on.
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11-19-2017, 01:44 AM
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Offer to buy forum stands still. At stand still. Still standing.
As opposed to Alcar, who fell down in some forest years ago and that's the last we heard of him.
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11-20-2017, 04:18 AM
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Offer to buy forum stands still. At stand still. Still standing.
Has Alcar ever actually put a price on the forums? Or it is forever doomed to be a toy locked away, never to be played with by anyone, let alone the owner?
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73 dollars American. Very steep. But I am generous of spirit.
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11-20-2017, 07:16 AM
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If even I can afford it, it must be quite a bargain
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