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I think this song is now relevant to the discussion:



Oh, and in case I need to remind you... I've touched those boobs.
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I meant, nigh impossible without vomiting. I don't mind cunnilingus, but almost literally licking a carpet is horrible.
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So do you guys use any sex toys for solo or with partner adventures?

thoughts? are they a novelty or a necessity to you for masturbation or whatever>
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Also I like the smooth feel more. I love smooth skin :3
Same, but after a week or so, the smoothness is replaced by ungodly prickly sensations.
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Same, but after a week or so, the smoothness is replaced by ungodly prickly sensations.
Thats why i tweesed but lacked the attentionspan to keep doing so x_x I maaaaayyyy consider waxing if I feel masochistic enough and have someone to help me.
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Is there not a cream you can use to remain smooth?

As for toys, no. But whipped cream can be fun and flexible.
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You should use electro hair removal it's painless and you can do it yourself/ get your partner to do it for you.
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Thats why i tweesed
Serious? That sounds more painful than waxing.

Waxing hurts less the more you do it. Grow some balls.
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So do you guys use any sex toys for solo or with partner adventures?

thoughts? are they a novelty or a necessity to you for masturbation or whatever>
Like I said, Cock rings do nothing to me though if my partner wants to wear one that fine by me. I enjoy to use handcuffs and blindfolds and things like but I'm unsure if that kinda comes under a different category.

I enjoy using flavoured lube. But please take my advice and make sure that the both of you (or more) like the taste....................>_<
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So do you guys use any sex toys for solo or with partner adventures?
Toys are great for enhancing the experience.

I get alot of shit from people when I tell them I sometimes incorporate toys into sex. They always crack shit about how I should be good enough in bed that I don't need to involve toys. That's a load of bullshit. The body reacts in completely different ways to certain toys than it does to another body, so to think of them as a replacement instead of an enhancement is retarded. If you can replicate the sensation a vibrator gives a girl, then you must be some kind of cyborg mutant.

Anal stims are great for girls who get turned on by anal play but aren't ready to have a cock rammed up there. Most - if not all - the girls I've been with responded positively to the use of toys during sex. It can only add to the experience, really.

I myself have never partaken in the use of toy stimulation, though I'd be interested in trying a cock ring.
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I tried a cock ring once. It was more ticklish than anything.

It was a bastard to get off afterwards though.
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07-11-2011, 03:16 PM
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Anybody else ever used one of these?

Me and my boyfriend had one and we enjoyed using it but then we noticed that it started to develop a really offputting smell like it was rotting away or something so we binned it.
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That's probably because those are meant for single use only.
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Since when? I highly doubt it's for single use................
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Since when? I highly doubt it's for single use................
The only ones that are meant to be reused are the Flip Holes, since you can open them up and clean them. The standard Tenga's are meant to be single use, and then thrown away. Doesn't stop some people from putting on a condom to help make it last longer though.
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Never saw any instruction about single use and we cleaned it after every use anyway.
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So do you guys use any sex toys for solo or with partner adventures?

thoughts? are they a novelty or a necessity to you for masturbation or whatever>
I have a plug that I use occasionally. It's nice and all, but it really doesn't do as much as I had hoped it would when I got it. I'd prefer a dong or a vibrator.
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I have a friend who works in a supermarket and he has informed me that they are now selling glow in the dark condoms. I'm goona assume in this day and age that he is not lieing, looks like something fun

Would anybody else here try them? I WOULD
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I have a friend who works in a supermarket and he has informed me that they are now selling glow in the dark condoms. I'm goona assume in this day and age that he is not lieing, looks like something fun

Would anybody else here try them? I WOULD
You've seriously never heard of these before? They've been around for years.

Personally, I prefer not to have sex in complete darkness.
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They made them when radium was first discovered. They then stopped making them.
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Glow in the dark condoms....if your having sex why oh why would you be staring at your cock admiring whatever fluorescent lightsaber fest is going on?
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That sounds awesome actually. I could seriously have hours of fun with those things. I'd so love to try a Star Wars battle with glow in the dark jonnies.
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You've seriously never heard of these before? They've been around for years.

Personally, I prefer not to have sex in complete darkness.
Nope, never knew of their existence, and I do enjoy sex in the dark

So I've actually been out and bought some
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I don't think I made it clear that they've since stopped using Radium.
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I'm beginning to get the sneaking suspicion that JG is a twink.
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You guys do realise than neither Radium nor its compounds actually glow in the dark? Except when it's on fire.
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