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04-19-2008, 02:07 AM
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Back.

Hi, in these two weeks I couldn't use my PC because I have been punished. Now I can use my PC. I know nobody misses me, but I want to tell you just that now I can use my PC.
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04-19-2008, 02:13 AM
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At least now i can sleep soundly now you're back

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04-19-2008, 02:24 AM
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i know,i was worried sick.i didnt leave my house or do anything.

welcome back.
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04-19-2008, 02:38 AM
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Thank goodness!
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04-19-2008, 02:43 AM
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Thank goodness for that! I thought you were brown bread.
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04-19-2008, 04:37 AM
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Welcome to reality, wake up and rejoice
Welcome to reality, you've made the right choice
Welcome to reality, and let them hear your voice, shout it out!
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04-19-2008, 06:14 AM
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i can smell the sarcasm from here

tell me,

How did it go commiting suicide?

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04-19-2008, 08:29 AM
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LETS ALL JUMP UNDER A TRAIN IN CELEBRATION
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04-19-2008, 10:53 AM
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Welcome back!
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04-19-2008, 02:40 PM
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Hey, what did you get punished for? Being a little anarchist?

Stick it to the man, in his ass.
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04-19-2008, 03:11 PM
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Stick it to the man, in his ass.
But that hurts

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04-19-2008, 03:15 PM
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Only because of your prolapse.
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04-19-2008, 04:35 PM
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Turns out it was constipation, but I doubt I'm ever going to live this down.

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04-19-2008, 09:04 PM
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I just squirted milk out of my nose at that.


No, not my nipples.
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04-19-2008, 11:22 PM
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Too loli to shoot it out of your nipples yet.

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That's why you do it slow, and smoooooth... Gotta take it step by step. You ask the Man: "Is that ok, baby?" when you just have one in, and you surprise him by shoving it all in. If he aint screaming (wouldn't be his first time), then it generally should be painless.
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04-19-2008, 11:25 PM
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I'd throw a rock at you if you weren't totally right.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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04-20-2008, 03:17 AM
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This thread is now about anal sex and prolapses.
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04-20-2008, 06:05 AM
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I was having a conversation with my family today about constipation and I kept on giggling as I thought about prolapses and what would cause them.

They asked me what was so funny but I told them that they really didn't want to know.
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04-20-2008, 07:40 AM
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You have posted in this thread, I don't care what you written but... it's something for me.
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04-20-2008, 07:43 AM
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Welcome back Abe is Now!
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04-20-2008, 10:23 PM
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Welcome back, Abe Is Now! Yeah, the repete factor, I knows, but nothin' else...and Now I am rambling...whatever XD
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