Are You A User Of Producer Test

[Zach Roy Wilson]

THIS WILL FINALLY FIGURE OUT THE GENDER YOU WOULD'VE BEEN IF YOU HADN'T HAD YOU SEX TRANSFIGURED...

1. WHEN I SEE A PREGNANT WOMAN I...
a.)want to cocieve a baby
b.)want to make jokes about pregnant people
c.)want to split in half to make another copy
d.)ask her is it a boy or girl
e.)want to transform into Alcar

2. WHEN I WANT TO SCAN SOMETHING I SCAN...
a.)a baby's cute little picture and share it with my friends
b.)my butt. It's cool and entertaining
c.)ripped paper
d.)nothing. I wanna take the scanner apart
e.)a picture of Alcar

3. I AM AT A STORE AND I AM IN THE...
a.)baby section
b.)condom and dildo section
c.)stuff being pulled apart section
d.)'how does it work' section
e.)the Alcar action figure section

4. I SAW SAM AND NOW I WANT TO...
a.)have millions of babies
b.)poke her tits
c.)split in half
d.)study her
e.)go see Alcar

5. I AM TAKING THIS TEST BECAUSE...
a.)there are questions about babies
b.)there are stupid and perverted questions
c.)I wanted to see if there was going to be a splitting question
d.)I wanna know my gender
e.)you mentioned Alcar

6. WHAT WAS THE FIRST QUESTION I ASKED YOU?
a.)Do you wanna have a baby?
b.)How perverted are you?
c.)What is mitosis?
d.)Are you curious about your gender?
e.)Am I Alcar?

And now the tally...

Mostly As: You're probaly a woman obsessed with creating life you're most likely a producer

Mostly Bs: You're a sick pervert with a love for porno a definite user

Mostly Cs: You are a cell almost ready to split a producer

Mostly Ds: You are a curious person but are sterile a user

Mostly Es: You're Alcar a user

None really: Well, that makes you subnormal

[Alcar]

If I see anyone else vote "I am Alcar" I'm going to cry out of joy.

Alcar...

[Wil]

I got straight 'E's.

[Cloverfield]

I'll go for the "none really" ... as none of those answers really applied to me. Excpet for being perverted ... I am sometimes perverted, but aren't we all. LOL

I swear, the Alcar answers were the best ones on there. LMAO

Abe Babe...

[oddguy]

Hmmmm, mostly E's. Looks like I'm Alcar! I didn't see much answers that fit my personality.

-oddguy

[Hobo]

I want a Peter action figure with moving middle finger action, stroke his ego patch and watch is head grow! Price £50.00

[Zach Roy Wilson]

Hmm. It seems most of us are Alcars. Let's start a religion called Alcarism and go find a barren land and call it Alcarpetopia. Pete's birthday is our biggest holiday. We have to get him presents. I'm gonna mimic Alcar I got mostly E but Some others of course.

[Silversnow]

Well, I got mostly D's. I'm curious and sterile. Now tell me, why exactly am I sterile? *pokes belly with a worried expression*

[Majic]

Apparently, I'm a porno fiend.

EDIT: Heh, the Alcar Fan club things gave me the giggles. Good un' matey.

I'd do to intentionally piss Alcar off, but of course, that would lower my signitures coolness. As you can tell, my signiture is *checks* 268.697% that of Alcars. Of course, that was before multiple signiture changes I've made since then, but that number is still mostly accurate I'd wager. Might be down to 263.27%, but thats ok.

[oddguy]

Zach, it somewhat scares me that you're mimicing Alcar so much. I actually thought your last post was Alcar because you have his avatar and signature.

Be affraid, Alcar!

-oddguy

[Wil]

Originally posted by oddguy
I actually thought your last post was Alcar because you have his avatar and signature.

My God, me too! It was funny to begin with, but now you're starting to intrude on our love.

[Alcar]

Originally posted by Max the Mug
My God, me too! It was funny to begin with, but now you're starting to intrude on our love.

Yeah, you're making Max look bad next to you. What with him not showing as much of an interest

Alcar...

[Facsimile]

Originally posted by oddguy
I actually thought your last post was Alcar because you have his avatar and signature.

Oh yeah... I just though Alcar had gotten really attractive...

[Joshy]

Wow total porno fiend... no suprise for me..

[atusiya@]

I am Alcar


atusiya's father...

[Zach Roy Wilson]

Originally posted by Silversnow
Well, I got mostly D's. I'm curious and sterile. Now tell me, why exactly am I sterile? *pokes belly with a worried expression*

That's okay. One time when I was weal wittle...
(Flashback)
(The sound of kiddie music is played in the background)
I was in da hopspital when the Doctor said,"Now to remove the testicals!"
It hurt bad!
(Two years ago)
I found my testicals and sewed them back on! I've been slightly normal ever since!
(Music stops)
Thank you!
I will mimic [spins around with finger pointing out]
(this is a test only a test eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Thankyou...)next!

[Cloverfield]

Originally posted by oddguy
Be affraid, Alcar!

If I were Alcar, I'd be making sure there's not some guy following me around or something. It seems like Alcar has a stalker.

Abe Babe...