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Oddworld Oddworld: Casino Magog

Oddworld: Casino Magog
INTRODUCTION
TIME SETTING: 8 YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF ABE'S ODDYSEE
Nolybab may be the biggest diamond in the rough, but there are some diamonds which come very close. The city of Airyssa is one of them. Recently, however, the mayor of Airyssa has observed an economic decline, due to the establishment of several new cities on the shores of other continents, which have sucked many Airyssa executives and bigwigs away on their holidays. However, one of the biggest of bigwigs, one of the richest Inhabitants on Oddworld and Sultan of Bruneiesque rival of Molluck, Yaj Ranrs, has offered his multimillionaire, metaphorical hand to the mayor to agree to donate 150 million Moolah to the city in exchange for being able to construct a 15 kilometre square casino-hotel complex near the southern entrance to the metropolis that will both ensure that Yaj will solidly outperform his rival for the next decade and put him as the joint crown prince of Mudos, equalling the power of the Oddfather.

The casino’s name was suggested during a dinner time conversation between Yaj and his primary investors, the Bernie and Yeesul Vykkers couple. They stirred their 300 dollar martinis and contemplated it, eventually coming up with a simultaneous expletive;
“Ranrs Francium Palace”, a combination of the name of it’s founder and CEO, the rarest element on Oddworld, and the common postfix of many a Nolybab casino.
RULES:
Important Links;
READ THESE BEFORE POSTING!;
Info and Advice for RPG newbies; (http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=14026)
RPG Rules;
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SPECIAL RULES:
"Posting Limit" Rule
No more than 3 posts a day. NO EXCEPTIONS!
“PV’s Law of Bigwig Ratio’s”
When having characters who are part of the Pud-Glockstar hierarchy or Vykker/Chronicler/other equivalent, try and keep the ratio of such characters in a fashion like this-
2 Puds to a Chump.
4 Puds OR 2 Chumps to a Wanna-be
6 Puds OR 4 Chumps OR 2 Wanna-bes to a Big Cheese
8 Puds OR 6 Chumps OR 4 Wanna-bes, OR 2 Big Cheeses to a Glockstar
Mix as necessary.
“Danny Ocean Restraining Order” Rule
No more than two criminal masterminds allowed.
CHARACTER SHEET:
Name (Duh):
Gender (Duh):
Species (Anything except non Oddworldians, but you must PM me before I approve wildlife characters):
Age (Terra or Oddworld years):
Physical Description (include both body and clothing):
Equipment (what the character carries, other than his/her/its clothing):
Personality (the characters general disposition.):
Class (Employee or Customer):
Biography (the characters past, optional for customers):
D&D Alignment (optional) (See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignme...ns_&_Dragons):
LOCATION INFO
The facility is a 16 kilometre square walled complex containing the casino itself, a hotel, a circus, and various municipal buildings.

On the first level of the casino, over 500 slot machines and 200 gambling tables litter the area, along with 3 separate bathroom areas and a karaoke bar. On it’s second floor, in addition the same compliment of slot machines and gambling tables as on the first floor, there are 2 private theatres with access to all sorts of obscure and blockbuster films and a spa area constantly pumped with steam made from water imported straight from the springs of the nearby metropolis of Airemus. On the third level lies the exclusive tournament rooms (which can host up to 4 regular tournaments at once and one Glockstar-class tournament) and the auction house.

In the hotel, arrangements are simpler. There are 20 rooms on the first floor, in addition to a restaurant/café and vendor area. There are 30 rooms on the second floor, lying uninterrupted. On the third floor, there are 5 Presidential suites and 10 regular rooms, with the edges of the halls having a nice view of the Airyssa skyline.

The circus is not strictly speaking a building, but merely a large, painted steel tent area capable of holding up to 1000 spectators and many different types of performances. It is annexed next to a 30 capacity animal pen, sealed via electric fence.

In the municipal areas, there is a 50 capacity Slig sleeping house arrayed openly like a Slog hut, a tower in the centre of the complex containing 3 stories of executive offices and employee lounges near it’s top, 2 stories of security centres and armouries in the middle, 2 stories of financial planning offices, and a GROUND LOBBY FOR NEW EMPLOYEES TO APPLY VIA ITS AUTOFONES. Lastly, there is the maintenance building, an unassuming structure containing some broom closets and an authorized Detention Centre.

The facility itself is linked by four massive gates on it’s right wall leading to the nearby highway.
MY CHARACTERS
Name: Yaj Ranrs
Gender: Male
Species: Glukkon
Age: 42
Physical Description: A heavy set Glukkon with Phleg-like features and green skin, leading to his rival jokingly using his skin complexion on some versions of his own Rupture Farms’ logo. He wears a gold Glockstar suit with more jewellery that Dripik has medals and a solid gold shoulder plate on one side, a 200,000 Moolah gift from Maggie in thanks for his massive contributions to the cartel. He also wears an Glockstar hat affixed with the logo of his hotel chain, Ranrs Global, a simple bronze necklace, and smokes Lungbuster cigars.
Equipment: A hidden PHS in his bolo allowing him to communicate with anyone tuned in to it’s exact frequency, and an expertise in using his body to remove items from his suit for his servants to catch.
Personality: A ruthless, greedy, but honest and fair corporate shark known for never breaking a promise and never not making good on a threat. He is also renowned for his high demands of Big Cheeses, hatred of Wanna-bes and easy going attitude towards Puds and Chumps.
Class: Employee
Biography: Was born in a freak lot of Glukkons normally produced by Maggie every decade or so. Rose through the ranks of FlubCo, BoxMart, Graves R’ Us, and at least 20 other corporations to reach the rank of Big Cheese. Became a Glockstar after making millions after discovering tiny island containing long forgotten 30 year old plane crash and pure Spooce deposit.
D&D Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Name: Bernie
Gender: Male
Species: Vykker (subspecies)
Age: 133
Physical Description: A short, blue Vykker with a monocle, green and blue tweed suit, jabot, a goldish purple, hooded, cloak, and a walking cane.
Equipment: An audio only portable Fone, Humsman pistol, and his wallet.
Personality: A benevolent, kind hearted Vykker with a deep love for his family and a strong ambitious drive and sense of fair play. He generally tries to see the good in every situation, but is one to hold a grudge for eternity, and cannot stomach the thought of harm to his loved ones.
Class: Employee
Biography: Born as an aristocrat. Sold his fathers old company, FlitzCo, to start up the new Bernie Letter Sorter Service. Had a long career working as the vice president of a major Mongo River area hospital. Since went into speculation ventures and now has made himself a semiretiree who holds both the role of auctioneer for the casino and one of it’s board of directors.
D&D Alignment: Lawful Good
Name: Yeesul
Gender: Female
Species: Vykker
Age: 113
Physical Description:
Equipment: Her wallet, an audio only portable Fone, and her purse.
Personality: More vain and shrieky than her husband, she loves to live in the lap of luxury, yet generally treats Inhabitants who do not antagonize her deliberately lukewarmly. Possessed a racist fear of Mudokons and Sligs, preferring the company of those more “sterilized” and “clean” races, like Glukkons, Interns, Chroniclers, and Vykkers. Is an avid Gabbiar fan and collector of trinkets.
Class: Employee
Biography: An aging diva known to some as an 11 time Miss Nolybab winner 50 years ago. Had to pull herself up from the bootstraps and worked her way up the medical chain to eventually become a model and fashion designer. Continued until going into speculation, and is now in a similar position to her husband, as CFO of the casino.
D&D Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Name: Grou
Gender: Male
Species: Mudokon
Age: 30
Physical Description: A moderately pudgy Mudokon with several unusual birthmarks on his face matching Groucho Marx's facial hair. Wears nothing but a purple janitors outfit embroidered with his initials.
Equipment: A broom. Nothing more.
Personality: Upbeat, eccentric, and generally optimistic. Tries to see the comedic light of every situation, which sometimes lands him into trouble.
Class: Employee
Biography: Born in a small lot of Mudokons and held back with his brothers due to concern of possible genetic defects. Found a natural calling to comedy and caused havoc with Sam's medical equipment. Amused visiting Vykkers so much they used the brothers as performers in a 15 year long stint, until their Vykker masters all died in a freak accident involving a dinner with car company president and entrepeneur Malarkey Vykkers, 3rd cousin of Bernie Vykkers. Were bought by Yaj Ranrs both for their cleaning and acting skills. Work as maintenance Mudokons and have sidejobs as permanent circus performers.
D&D Alignment: Chaotic Good
Name: Chic
Gender: Male
Species: Mudokon
Age: 30
Physical Description: A thin Mudokon with a pale face and long nose. Wears nothing but a purple janitors outfit embroidered with his initials.
Equipment: A broom. Nothing more.
Personality: Upbeat, silent, eccentric, and generally optimistic. Tries to see the comedic light of every situation, which sometimes lands him into trouble.
Class: Employee
Biography: Born in a small lot of Mudokons and held back with his brothers due to concern of possible genetic defects. Found a natural calling to comedy and caused havoc with Sam's medical equipment. Amused visiting Vykkers so much they used the brothers as performers in a 15 year long stint, until their Vykker masters all died in a freak accident involving a dinner with car company president and entrepeneur Malarkey Vykkers, 3rd cousin of Bernie Vykkers. Were bought by Yaj Ranrs both for their cleaning and acting skills. Work as maintenance Mudokons and have sidejobs as permanent circus performers.
D&D Alignment: Chaotic Good
Name: Zep
Gender: Male
Species: Mudokon
Age: 30
Physical Description: A moderately set Mudokon with a fat face and lavish features. Wears nothing but a purple janitors outfit embroidered with his initials.
Equipment: A broom. Nothing more.
Personality: Upbeat, physical, eccentric, and generally optimistic. Tries to see the comedic light of every situation, which sometimes lands him into trouble.
Class: Employee
Biography: Born in a small lot of Mudokons and held back with his brothers due to concern of possible genetic defects. Found a natural calling to comedy and caused havoc with Sam's medical equipment. Amused visiting Vykkers so much they used the brothers as performers in a 15 year long stint, until their Vykker masters all died in a freak accident involving a dinner with car company president and entrepeneur Malarkey Vykkers, 3rd cousin of Bernie Vykkers. Were bought by Yaj Ranrs both for their cleaning and acting skills. Work as maintenance Mudokons and have sidejobs as permanent circus performers.
D&D Alignment: Chaotic Good
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07-17-2007, 11:59 PM
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Another RPG from PV? Sweet!
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“Danny Ocean Restraining Order” Rule
No more than two criminal masterminds allowed.
...Hmmm... Naah, I don't wanna fill up that part without giving other people a chance first. I'll wait till we're like 10 pages along, and if there's no-one with any bad-guy characters, I might introduce Ricky and the gang (I mean, any place with truckloads of moolah is like a Ricky-magnet.)
[EDIT] 8 years before AO?! ....Aaaaaaawwww, maaaaaaan!.... Although I could just wait untill it's 4 years after MO... but that'd mean this RPG would have to go on for even longer than W@RF ever did... ...oh well. Originality is fun.

For now, though, is it alright if I fill the 'check-in guy' quota with a Clakker character?

Name: Terry McSplode

Gender: Male

Species: Clakker

Age: 36 (in relation to human lifespan)

Physical description: Very tall and scrawny, with an unusually long and thin beak (caused by a recessive gene passed on from his mother). His normally dull yellow feathers are given a bright sheen due to his excellent hygene (a.k.a he's a clean freak). Wears a velvet red valet suit (think Lulu's Valet, but not purple), with hundreds apon hundreds of keys, including skeleton keys on his belt. Speaks with a posh accent, like Headley the auctioneer (I would say a British accent but there's no Britain on Oddworld, is there? ). Wears clean white bandages on his feet, as his talons prevent him from wearing proper shoes. Also uses green opple-scented shampoo. Looks like this.

Equipment: His keys, and a very small pistol which is hidden inside his suit (for self-protection purposes only). He doesn't usually carry his wallet with him; he doesn't really need it, and also he tends to get it mixed up with the till.

Personality: Reasonably cheerful to customers, quite laid-back in his approach to work and gets along well with his friends and acquaintances. Pretty lazy though, and tries not to do anything unessesary. Very calm and, well, cool, you know the 'look arrogant with your eyes half-closed and looking sideways' kind of cool. Likes his creature comforts, and is known to take a nice, long bubble bath every day after his shift. Also smokes, and likes to have a few drinks as well.

Class: Employee

Biography: Was born out west as a Mongo river simpleton, along with his mother, Mabel and older brother, Murphy. Because of the mysterious dissapearence of their father, Muphy had been the breadwinner, and worked hard to support the family. However, after a freak accident at the barn involving a large amount of explosives, Muphy's cognitive state had been reduced to a babbling, pyromaniac psychopath. Terry had barely turned 13 when Murphy was transferred from the general hospital to the mental one, after several incidents leading to the deaths of many nurses, doctors, Interns and even patients who dared go near him. It's still not known whether Murphy had caused these deliberately or not, seeing as he is in no state to tell anyone.
Terry elected to travel around and try to find work away from their small country town, and through hard work and many job applications, he managed to find his way into working as a check-in guy at Ranrs Francium Palace. He still works to support his mother, and sends moolah cheques over to her by mail every month.

DnD Alignment: Lawful Neutral.
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OOC: Anyone else interested?
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Hay Pat, I have to ask...can I have a Transvestite? Lol, I just wanna add someone weird...AND i like them... Rocky horror picture show anyone?
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Hay Pat, I have to ask...can I have a Transvestite? Lol, I just wanna add someone weird...AND i like them... Rocky horror picture show anyone?
Leeet's dooo the tiiime waaaarp agaaaaiiin!
That movie was awesome to the fullest degree.
And yeah, we need more applicants, Terry's getting lonely. And Patrick, you didn't answer my question. D:
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OOC: 8 years before AO. And yes, trannies=fine. Though we do have Mike and Vobos..
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ME! I have no life! Yop! Go Rocky! *then a step to the right!*
Name: Alex.
Gender: Male. Wants to be female though.
Species: Slig.
Age: 21 human years.
Physical Description: He is more slender then most sligs, and holds his head high, like a girl. He has glossy finger nails, which he likes to polish, and wears a nice dress. The dress is a nice emerald, and has creamy white frills on the base, sleeves and neck. Has a cream sash around the ‘waist’. Had normal pants, but he tweaked with them a bit so he is held straight up. He forced himself not to slouch, so his back is straight.
Equipment: Has numerous rings on his fingers, and has a necklace with a chunk ember. His eye pieces are gold instead of red. He also has a emerald purse.
Personality: Alex is a nice person. However, he longs to be female, so he acts like one. Thus, he is terrified of bugs, and fusses over messes. He is nice and helpful, and speaks in a falsetto voice.
Class: Customer.
Biography: Alex always knew he was different. For one, he like to wear dresses, and to colour his nails. He didn’t really know what to do, will he tell someone, or just stay quite? He tried to stay quite, well aware of what the other sligs would do if they found out. He came good friends with Maxwell, and he managed to tell Maxwell about his ‘problem’. Maxwell was naturally rather surprised and rather weary of Alex, but he told Alex to not to blab it to everyone. Unfortunately Alex couldn’t get over his feelings and had a metal break-down (burst into hysterical tears and had to be carried screaming away by Maxwell). He managed to force his feelings down for a bit, and concentrated on a way out. He spent all his savings on a ‘lotto’ ticket, and, very surprisingly, he won. With his new found Moola, he quit his job and brought a emerald dress that he had been lusting after for a while. He also brought many accessories. Alex decide to visit a Casino Magog, and convinced Maxwell to come along with him.
D&D Alignment: Neutral.

Name: Maxwell.
Gender: Male.
Species: BigBro slig.
Age: 26 human years.
Physical Description: A hulking BigBro, with gold zebra stripes on his arms, shoulders, ribs, neck, tentacles, and back. He has fingerless black gloves.
Equipment: Good old Blitzpacker.
Personality: Maxwell is a nice, helpful BigBro. He is loyal, and will do whatever he can to help his friends. He gets really nasty if you make fun of his stripes though.
Class: Employee
Biography: He has a pretty boring life. Average, until he became friends with the emotionally confused Alex. He willingly helped Alex, when he got all hysterical . He had to endure Alex’s flirty girl nature though, but he just found that rather amusing. He went with Alex as he convinced him that it would be a good work opportunity.
D&D Alignment: Neutral.
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OOC: Nice bio, though isn't it 'amber' rather than 'ember'?

More characters will come, once in Lulu's Oddysee we find a really suitable way for them to get across to this thread, mainly the time situation.
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Name:Eugene "Unholy Jailer" Spukker
Gender:Male
Species:Outlaw
Age:30 oddworld Years
Physical Description:Eugene is a rather small outlaw abut its because he is mainly hunched like an ape because of his broadness with rippeling muscles which are latched with mainy scars,He wears long,worn black gloves and muddy brown tank top and muddy blue trousers with heavy steel toe caped shoes.
Equipment:Very large knuckle dusters with one large blunt blade and a ridiculously large pistol
Personality:He is a ruthless,loyal person who will actually protect anyone but will be as nasty and loutish as possible.Also he is a sadist.
Class:Employee or customer depending on who pays the most at any given time
Biography:Eugene was in charge of a large factory (under the glukkon of course ) where they made Zuglug Brew for hunting perposes.Why did he get the nickname "jailor" you may ask? well the main ingredients,workers and slaves were all the criminals in Zulag that were sent there by the Jury and the Judge (who owned the factory) for the most stupidest and trivial of crimes.So to make sure it looked like a Prsion they employed Eugene to dispose "rules" and "law" to anyone unforgiving Prisioner there.
But Eugene felt like he wasn't paid enough moolah so he trashed all the "prison cells" (which were large rooms with a meat grinder in the middle) and let the prsioners free after grinding a few for fun.
He then went wandering for 15 years and ended up in the magog Casino to look for a job and spend some moolah.
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OOC: Alex reminds me of Maxwell Klinger from M*A*S*H. Although Klinger wasn't really a transvestite, he was just pretending. But still, Alex is cool Cal would sooo hate him if he were in this RP. But he's not, so we're cool.
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OOC: Go Slig tranvistites! Woot woot! Cal is huh...I dunno...anti-trannie?
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OOC: He's anti-trannie, homophobic (including bi), hates genetic mutants, is sexist, he was a bully in school, he's an alchohoic... just about anything that would classify him as an asshole. Yup, everyone hates Cal and now I'll stop before I start to go offtopic and spaaaam. <3
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Name: Copper
Gender: Male(sterile)
Species: Slig
Age: Young adult

Physical Description: Has a red-copperish skin with a green birthmark on his right arm that looks like a hourglass. Though you probably won't see the birthmark as he wears a trench coat that is almost to big for him that covers his arms. His Slig mask is also enhanced and has a green visor rather then red.
Equipment: Slig pants and mask, various rigged dice, many cards, and his measly pay.
Personality: A greedy cheat. Is very ambitious but doesn't want to put any real work into accomplishing his goals.
Class: Thief... er Customer
D&D Alignment: Chatoic Evil

Biography: Copper is two broods before Ugai from ASWC and #9 in W@RF. There are about 1,100,000 Sligs born between them. Copper was rejected from the Slig Barracks for being a mutant. He was in fact suppose to be killed, but instead someone had his death faked and rescued him. The rescuer was a Glukkon who hired Copper, paying him under the table. Copper finds himself doing many underhand things for his boss and was taught to be a powerful assassin. Yet Copper remains the same as many Sligs: apathetic to anything that doesn't entertain them and has a great love for gambling. It is the second weakness that brings Copper to the casino, though he is a poor loser and loves to cheat.

Edit: Now that I see Alex, I have to put in a young Chris.

Name: Chris
Gender: Hermaphrodite
Species: Vykker
Age: Teenager

Physical Description: Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Just take away the sexy girl and put in a light pink-skinned Vykker.

Equipment: Besides a multitude of luggage filled with 'necessities' and wardrobes Chris always carries a spaghetti strapped pink purse that contains: emergency make-up, Ophone, and moolah.

Personality: Happy-go-lucky, cunning, and out going.
Class: Customer
D&D Alignment: Lawful Evil

Biography: Chris is still attending Vykker Tech and is a star student if you ignore his many near-expulsions for extreme behavior. Chris has decided to take a small break from school and his clingy boyfriend. Chris has come to this casino just trying to find something new to do in this world. He hopes to possibly get into some fun relationships.

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OOC: 8 years before AO. And yes, trannies=fine. Though we do have Mike and Vobos..
Lol, what do you mean? Is it because they're poor or Vobos is disabled? Well if it makes you feel better, they aren't chained together anymore.
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Because of THIS;
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/...+age_scale%3A5
Between that, Malarkey, Domino, the new trannie, Chris, and the entire Vykker race, I think our sex quota has been filled.

Heh, filled. *Beavis and Butthead laugh*.
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Because of THIS;
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/...+age_scale%3A5
Between that, Malarkey, Domino, the new trannie, Chris, and the entire Vykker race, I think our sex quota has been filled.

Heh, filled. *Beavis and Butthead laugh*.
Trainee? Chris is a full fledged pervert. When I made him I had no idea about your other characters. Oh For everyones information if you think Chris in Along the Border is bad, just wait till you see this younger version of Chris. Just as promiscuous but twice as evil.

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Trainee? Chris is a full fledged pervert. When I made him I had no idea about your other characters. Oh For everyones information if you think Chris in Along the Border is bad, just wait till you see this younger version of Chris. Just as promiscuous but twice as evil.

Just as a added note hope you guys like my new sig. Compliments to Agatha(skillya_glowi).
No, he said trannie, not trainee. 'Trannie' is slang for transvestite. He was referring to Alex the Slig.
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No, he said trannie, not trainee. 'Trannie' is slang for transvestite. He was referring to Alex the Slig.
Oops, my bad. Oh well it gave me an excuse to point out my sexy sig to people.
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Because of THIS;
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/...+age_scale%3A5
Between that, Malarkey, Domino, the new trannie, Chris, and the entire Vykker race, I think our sex quota has been filled.

Heh, filled. *Beavis and Butthead laugh*.
Patrick, that was a joke picture, they don't actually do anything like that....Honestly, they don't, I swear... Quit embarrassing me plz, I went through a psychotic noob stage then. How did you know where my DA account was anyways?

Stalker...
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OOC: If you don't want people to see it, either take it down, or don't put it up on an extremely popular internet site anyway. Putting anything that is supposed to be secret or private online defies all logic.

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It was ages ago, I didn't expect it to be pointed out by a crazy guy named Patrick, anyway I have no shame, so teh BDSM picture stays!

I wait for Patrick's reaction....
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I knew it was a joke picture and Mike's chain had been broken. However, if that is meant to be a semiaccurate depiction of them, I must say that would certainly give an appearance of kinkyness, one that according to Matias can get one arrested.

I found it by accident, by going through DA for pictures of Vykkers. I then found that picture, and clicked on it. For a laugh.

Anyway, can we please have more Sligs, Mudokons and a high ranking Chronicler/Glukkon/Vykker, please?
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Patrick, I would be willing to submit one more character in one of those catergories (the thought of having a Chronicler character suddenly appeals to me a great deal) if that's not being unfair. Otherwise-

Yo people better get yo asses down here an' start bangin' up thems thar characters with de jobs!!! DON'T MAKE ME EAT YOUR FACE!!!
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Name: Rus
Gender: Male
Species: Slig
Age: 32 (Human Years)
Physical Description: Rus has a muscular build and stands just below the average heigth for a slig. His skin is permanitly dyed black from his days as a thief. He has a tattoo of a skull on his back. Rus also has quite a few scars, mostly on his arms. The mask on his face has a dim visor instead of a bright red one. He also wears a belt.
Equipment: Silenced pistol he carries on a his customized belt. His belt also contains a tazer and a baton. He also has a personaly made pants that are far more silent than the standard slig pants (They still make noise, just not as much).
Personality: Rus thinks carefully before doing anything. He is observant, and is usually one of the first to know whats going on. He is quiet because of all his years of solo thievery. When he does engage in a conversation, he is awkward and sometimes zones out, thinking about other things or watching something else. He likes darker areas, such as dim halls, because that is how he spent most of his life. Rus does not feel pity. He is friendly to others he knows well, but doesn't to much emotion to others. He is also greedy, to the extent that he would steal a wallet or pick a machine lock. Nothing extreme.
Class: Employee
Bio: Rus grew up like a normal slig. He graduated from the slig barraks and got his first job at a small company. While there, he broke his arm and some ribs after a crane dropped a crate on him. The glukkon was cheap and titled him useless and fired him, without even have a vykker take a look. Rus was forced to live on the streets, his record now ruined because he was stampped useless and no proper company would hire him. The only way he would ever get that word off of his documents was to see a vykker and prove that he could heal. Rus was too poor to see a vykker, so the best he could to was steal some strong guaze from the merchants on the streets. He tightly wrapped the guaze around his waist and arm, to keep them straight. After serveral months of stealing food to survive, his bones were back to normal. This was the start of his revenge that would eventually lead to his life of crime. Rus broke back into the small company that fired him. he stole every penny the company had. The company declared bankrupcy soon after. The security system had proved easy for Rus, so he decided to become a thief, as it was easier than working. He hit several other small companies until he had become very wealthy. He knew he would need a secret base or he would be found. He hired several of his hobo friends he had made while living on the streets. With there help, he was succsessful in making a base of operations within the sewers. Unfortuantly, a fleech attack had occured during the final days of the base's contructions. Rus was the only survivor. he finished up the base by himself and used it ashis hideout. He continued to steal from companies for a couple of years until he had enough money to live off of for a long while. Rus retired from his life of crime and lived in his hideout. The first thing he did was go and see a vykker to prove that his injuries were completely healed, and he was dubbed useful yet again. He returned home, but while he was gone, a band of bounty hunting sligs had stumbled upon his hideout. When Rus arrived home, he was arrested on the spot. He did get out of jail, but the consequences were major. Rus had no money left. It was all used to pay for his fine and bail. Rus had no choice but to get a job to support himself. He finely stumbeled upon a casino called "Ranr's Fancium Palace". There, he employed as a security guard.
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Hope this is alright.
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OOC: Also, for the record, that girl in Chris' profile was not sexy. At least IMO. The profile's good glitch. Now, no more sex, unless a Glukkon called William Jefferson Clinton shows up.
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God, that would be creepier then the bloody grudge coming out of my toilet.
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What? How did George Galloway's body from next week get flushed back in time and to your area? Not that I didn't not decline killing him of course.
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dunno, he must of wanted a change of sceneray. *Shrugs* Maybe he went into a magical toilet or somethin' and the pipes went funny...
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