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I read somewhere that 'tis better to be Varrok than Varrok. I believe that Varrok was a wise Varrok, and we should heed his words.

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That'll do, Varrok. That'll do.
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Varrok, get out the streamers. You, Varrok, spike the punch. By Varrok, this party will rock the town. Not a Varrok left unturned.
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Some Varrok already did this.
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01-16-2014, 12:51 PM
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Some Varrok wants his fanny tanned.
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Varrok by Varrok.

New sitcom airing on VBC weekdays at 9 (Polish time).
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01-16-2014, 12:52 PM
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Szczęśliwego nowego Varroku
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Is this a...a.....a non-Varrok? Disgusting.
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Awwwww that's even cuter because it's gramatically correct Thanks, non-Varrok!
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Varrok.
Made by Varrok, for Varrok
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Who's non-Varrok?
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in the beginning there was one Varrok, and that Varrok did so torment himself of his own loneliness and boredom and so he sprung forth two more Varroks from his glowing womb.

and from those two Varroks suckling his teats, known as The Holy Pair (the teats not the Varroks), dozens more were struck into existence, and i can't be bothered to carry this shit on

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A now is beautiful treasure trove for Varrok, our lord and savior.
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=21475
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in the beginning there was one Varrok, and that Varrok did so torment himself of his own loneliness and boredom and so he sprung forth two more Varroks from his glowing womb.

and from those two Varroks suckling his teats, known as The Holy Pair (the teats not the Varroks), dozens more were struck into existence, and i can't be bothered to carry this shit on

VIVA VARROK!
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Let us begin our pilgrimage to Warsaw, capital of Varrokiland.
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I think you mean Varrokikraj.

Or maybe just Varrokraj which has a nice ring to it.
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This is a blatant attempt by OANST to create a thread that will go in to the Classics.

Personally, I don't think it's going to go the distance.
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