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04-20-2011, 06:05 AM
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I'm not allowed to jerk off these days Life can get quite difficult sometimes........
What are you saying about? Is that BAD DATA?
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An order from the boyfriend. I am not allowed to jerk off.
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04-20-2011, 06:08 AM
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This is why we can't have nice things.

Directly leading the topic back into my problems. Bum sex. I think I've tried that stuff before* but she didn't open up, so to speak. Maybe being drunk I was moving a bit to quick for her tastes, I don't know but I think I might have put her off the idea.

I was quite drunk.
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04-20-2011, 06:10 AM
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I haven't written anything about jerking.
Read my blogs more proper.
FLYING IN THE AIR?
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Just lie there and let her sit on your cock. She has total control then and when she is ready you can start pushing away .
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04-20-2011, 06:13 AM
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Thank you!
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What?
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I haven't done this yet, I just prefer bloody scenes with virgin women.
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04-20-2011, 06:53 AM
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JG's method would be pretty unbalanced should the person ontop be pissed out of their head.

Worth a whirl, though. I'll add it to my to-do list, it's always great to try new things.

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I haven't done this yet, I just prefer bloody scenes with virgin women.
You Ukrainians have macabre tastes.
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04-20-2011, 07:16 AM
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I was born in Ukraine, but my parents are from Russia.
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I have a fetish for rape fiction. I have no idea why.
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I think we should leave fetishes out of here.
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04-20-2011, 07:22 AM
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Everything,but Fetish!
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JG's method would be pretty unbalanced should the person ontop be pissed out of their head.
I'll have you know that I got a couple of days ago I got fucked whilst pissed and I went on top aswell! It's possible

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I think we should leave fetishes out of here.
Why? It would make this thread a bit more interesting.
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04-20-2011, 07:57 AM
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Trust me... it won't.
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...won't be here
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I was born in Ukraine, but my parents are from Russia.
I had a USSR joke there, but I lost it.

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I'll have you know that I got a couple of days ago I got fucked whilst pissed and I went on top aswell! It's possible
When you put it that way, it's now officially added to my to-do sex positions.

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I have a fetish for rape fiction. I have no idea why.
I have rape fiction. Wanna see?
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04-20-2011, 08:54 AM
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LOL joker?
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I had a USSR joke there, but I lost it.
The Iron Curtain is literally a metaphor for chastity
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Pfffffft. How boring!
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At least it wasn't a 'In Soviet Russia...' joke.
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A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.

The Frenchman said, "Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!"

The Englishman said, "Of course Adam was British. Look how he gave his only apple to the lady, like a real gentleman."

The Russian said, "Of course Adam only could be Russian. Who else, possessing nothing but a sole apple, and walking with a naked ass, still believed he was in a paradise?"

Joke time over. Sex time now.
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I think we should leave fetishes out of here.
Right, let's move things forward. So does anybody here have a foot fetish? One time I was speaking to one of my gay friends, he introduced me to one of his gay friends. So we got talking and stuff then suddenly within 5 minutes of knowing each other he asks me if I can get naked and let him suck my feet........ I felt a bit grossed out. I wasen't even single at the time and if I was I woulden't have let him suck my feet. I try to avoid him now because he creeps me out. I don't really see the sexual appeal of feet myself.
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Feet, no.

But the sight of perfect legs sends me berserk.

I like legs, me.
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Freak! One of your friends was socking your legs. What did you feel?
You have very "menwanting" friend. Maybe, he likes strange smellings?
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Feet, no.

But the sight of perfect legs sends me berserk.

I like legs, me.
I like legs to. But I don't like to get my mouth involved with them. I just like to stroke them with my hands

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Freak! One of your friends was socking your legs. What did you feel?
You have very "menwanting" friend. Maybe, he likes strange smellings?
I didn't let him suck my feet. And I hope I'm responding to this correctly. But yes I do have quite a few gay friends.............
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Oh look, we don't need to discuss fetishes any more.

Surprisingly, my first post on the first page will answer your question.
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An order from the boyfriend. I am not allowed to jerk off.
Am I the only one who wants to hear more about this?
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Yes, you are.
Oh, Dixanadu is a woman. Wow!

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