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04-19-2011, 04:48 AM
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Speaking of condoms, never use Performa. It put me off even having intercourse the rest of the night.
What's wrong with Performa? Assuming that your talking about Durex Performa I don't see what's wrong with them. I've never used them and I have no interest to but I'd like to know why it put you off.
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04-19-2011, 06:40 AM
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Hey just a curious question.

Does anyone else get kinda 'excited' from deep/low bass in music and such?
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Something like this?
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Uhhhh... welll... Not quite It's not mellow enough and a bit too melodic. Also Im talking about deeper bass. Like speaker-destroying bass.
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Hey just a curious question.

Does anyone else get kinda 'excited' from deep/low bass in music and such?
No. I don't have a clitoris to jiggle.

This is teh type of bass that gets me kinda excited

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No. I don't have a clitoris to jiggle.
You should get one. They are fun to have.
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You should get one. They are fun to have.
You should get a cock. Aw hell, why not have both?
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You should get a cock. Aw hell, why not have both?

I do have penis envy
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Not when it's wrapped in leopard print boxer briefs. Keep it cozy AND close.

And fashionable.
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Not when it's wrapped in leopard print boxer briefs
They are not sexy
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They are not sexy
Who's "they?"
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They are not sexy
whoa whoa whoa

you don't lecture Pilot on what is sexy and what isn't. it just isn't done. he travels through time. he built KITT. his hairstyle is awesome. when you have done all of those things yourself, you may proceed.
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What's wrong with Performa? Assuming that your talking about Durex Performa I don't see what's wrong with them. I've never used them and I have no interest to but I'd like to know why it put you off.
I was, yes.

It was the fact approaching an hour, I still did not jizz. Once I hit the thirty minute mark, it was a mad rush to finish.

I just gave up.

Plus, the secretion inside made my willy feel weird for ages.
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It was the fact approaching an hour, I still did not jizz.
Well that's the idea of those particular condoms, they're supposed to make you last longer, I suppose they're just for people who cum to quickly. I've no interest to try them because the time I take to cum (when being top) is just fine. Not too long and not too short.
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How does one pre-ready a virgin arsehole for a pounding? Any advice is welcome. How does one get another in the mood for it and hows do you go about it without causing a lot of pain.
Don't forget to make sure s/he's quite clean inside. Also, don't jump straight to forcing your mighty staff inside her. Use fingers first and get her used to the idea.


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Hey just a curious question.

Does anyone else get kinda 'excited' from deep/low bass in music and such?
Does that happen even if you're listening to the music through headphones, or only if you're standing in front of powerful speakers?
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Oh nothing.What? Sex forum? Hmm...
SEARCH TXT = "SEX"
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Teens from 12 are thinking about this.
I am 12 and I am thinking about this.
You won't pop my dreams, writing about that,as I can write the word - V_G_N_
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VAGINA!

There said it, will I get banned now?

Anyway, Gish who cares.........you clicked on this thread, I can understand at your age Sex is all giggles and shyness...... but please bugger off and let the rest of us share our stories or ask for advice.

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How does one pre-ready a virgin arsehole for a pounding? Any advice is welcome. How does one get another in the mood for it and hows do you go about it without causing a lot of pain.
Let her go on top, she has more control then.
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Oops, bad chosing of words, but I can say it and I know, who are you, Genesis!
I know words nd what it means and I can say, that I prefer vaginal sex, not like you!
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Genesis!
I know words nd what it means and I can say, that I prefer vaginal sex, not like you!
Was that supposed to be an insult? I'm not the only one round here who doesen't like vaginal sex you know..............

And I seriously doubt somehow that at 12 years old you would know what vaginal sex is like.

I've done it, therefore I am allowed to say whether or not I like it.

Anyway, I apologise now.....back on topic, I won't be responding to remarks like that made by Gishy anymore.
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I don't have a problem with his English. It's what he says that I have a problem with.
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YOU!
I have the best mark of English in my class!
My school is English - specialized and you can be rude - I am understanding all!
That wasn't an insult - that was trueness (I am saying to "Punch her into face Jenny"
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I'm not allowed to jerk off these days Life can get quite difficult sometimes........
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