The NEW! Sex Thread -

scrabface · #61 04-18-2011, 02:42 PM

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Nope, plots seem a bit cheesy from what I read on Wikipedia, too. Not my cup of tea, unless there's... 'this' in the story?

well I don't spoil never, but you should give it a try

Havoc · #62 04-18-2011, 02:46 PM

Just tell me...

JennyGenesis · #63 04-18-2011, 02:49 PM

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Had some laying around last time, didn't really feel a difference myself. Don't know about her.

Used them once. Fucked my boyfriend. It was horrible. He said he felt no difference but it made my cock extremly sore. Never using them when being top again. A few days ago when being bottom my boyfriend didn't want to use them because of my bad experience. I spoke to a friend who said he had the same bad experience as me when wearing one. Anybody else had this problem?

Ridg3 · #64 04-18-2011, 02:53 PM

Yes, although it's never caused me pain in the past. I gave up on them, I just use the numbing ones instead. Inside out. So she doesn't wake up.

I want to try a Viagra fueled sex rampage sometime, it might be fun.

Havoc · #65 04-18-2011, 03:09 PM

Is there anyone on this forum not turned by the forum staff? I can't have a decent conversation about boobs and pussy around here.

Dipstikk · #66 04-18-2011, 04:00 PM

I don't really ever have a strong desire to have sex, personally. Seems messy. Sure, I've been attracted to people and I think about it sometimes, but I've never really pursued it with anyone, and no one's ever offered.

Besides, sex leads to relationships, and let's be honest: no one wants to put up with me.

but no I am a sexual superstar online and people cannot keep their hands off of me

DarkHoodness · #67 04-18-2011, 04:06 PM

You guys are so odd that you make me look normal in comparison, and that's saying something. Not that there's anything wrong with that, though...

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Anybody else ever had the misfortune of using ribbed and dotted condoms?

Yeah - But they actually did for my first ex what they were supposed to do, although it apparently didn't feel that much more exciting than it normally did. Condoms suck at the best of times anyway - Lubricant exists for a reason.

Emesdee · #68 04-18-2011, 04:11 PM

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Besides, sex leads to relationships, and let's be honest: no one wants to put up with me.

Not if things work out right. I've only ever had a couple relationships, and both started before the sex.

JennyGenesis · #69 04-18-2011, 04:13 PM

I've managed to end up in a relationship during sex

Havoc · #70 04-18-2011, 04:26 PM

I got into this relationship right after sex. Can't say I regret it either.

enchilado · #71 04-18-2011, 04:44 PM

AH EM TODALLY STRAIGHT

But I'm also a virgin, so it's not doing me any good.

MA · #72 04-18-2011, 05:04 PM

this one time i totally had my arm elbow-deep in vagina. there was lube and ropes involved and she was on drugs.

Sekto Springs · #73 04-18-2011, 07:34 PM

I love sex.
The freakier the better.

Thats all I'm willing to say right now until the conversation takes a more interesting turn.

***Nate*** · #74 04-18-2011, 10:16 PM

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Is there anyone on this forum not turned by the forum staff? I can't have a decent conversation about boobs and pussy around here.

Talk to Strike Witch.

This thread's scope is far too wide. I think that a more specific topic would have resulted in more interesting discussion.

Sekto Springs · #75 04-18-2011, 10:23 PM

Nate's right, we need to take this in one direction. I'll start...

Anal sex.

Discuss!

***Nate*** · #76 04-18-2011, 10:31 PM

I've never been comfortable with the terms 'giver' and 'reciver'. I mean, on the one hand you could say that one guy is the giver of wang and the other is the receiver of wang. But on the other hand, you could say that one guy is the giver of anal-based pleasure and the other guy is the receiver thereof. Both of those definitions conflict with each other.

I've done one but not the other.

Dipstikk · #77 04-19-2011, 12:08 AM

I grope myself all over when I feel horny.

I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH MYSELF. EVERY BLESSED INCH AND POUND.

Sekto Springs · #78 04-19-2011, 12:21 AM

THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF LOVE.

Dipstikk · #79 04-19-2011, 12:35 AM

VISUAL DEPICTION OF ME HAVING SEX.

Sekto Springs · #80 04-19-2011, 12:37 AM

DAMMIT THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE M-- okay you win.

Dipstikk · #81 04-19-2011, 12:39 AM

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DAMMIT THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE M-- okay you win.

MATTROULETTE

PRESS SCAN FOR PENIS

enchilado · #82 04-19-2011, 01:54 AM

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I've never been comfortable with the terms 'giver' and 'reciver'

'Giver' I'm fine with, but I have a niggling annoyance regarding 'reciver'.

JennyGenesis · #83 04-19-2011, 02:04 AM

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Nate's right, we need to take this in one direction. I'll start...

Anal sex.

Discuss!

It good, no matter which way you do it. Not really sure which I prefer though. Both ways are good.

Strike Witch · #84 04-19-2011, 02:50 AM

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Talk to Strike Witch.

Hurr hurr tits r gud fr feelin up yall

Ridg3 · #85 04-19-2011, 02:53 AM

Anal sex? Never tried it, I want to but the bitch doesn't want to delve into the unknown. She must have heard stories that it hurts or something. I might have to make a list.

1. Procure alcohol and lube.
2. *blank*
3. Stick it in her rear.

How does one pre-ready a virgin arsehole for a pounding? Any advice is welcome. How does one get another in the mood for it and hows do you go about it without causing a lot of pain.

Wings of Fire · #86 04-19-2011, 02:57 AM

Lube, alcohol and lube respectively.

Dixanadu · #87 04-19-2011, 03:14 AM

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Lube, alcohol and lube respectively.

On both occasions I experienced it, these were involved.

The first I received, I can safely say it did not hurt. It was like taking a very satisfying shit repeatedly. I was sore as fuck the next day.

Second time I gave, twas to an ex-girlfriend after much weeks of begging and threats of abstinence. She said it felt weird and asked me during, 'Hurry up!', which put me off a bit.

I prefer vaginal sex, I quite like the moaning that is given.

Speaking of condoms, never use Performa. It put me off even having intercourse the rest of the night.

JennyGenesis · #88 04-19-2011, 03:23 AM

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The first I received, I can safely say it did not hurt.

Reallly? Because the first time for me it fucking hurt like a bitch, still hurts a little bit now when it's going in but only a tiny bit and nowhere near as much as it hurt the first time.

Strike Witch · #89 04-19-2011, 04:09 AM

Well generally you get performance issues when trying to use incompatible software ports.

Phylum · #90 04-19-2011, 04:31 AM

Isn't incompatible hardware ports a more appropriate metaphor?