That's why I don't do LDR any more.
Sure, I'm allowed to sleep around,but after a while,
I'm pretty sure I don't want to be with you,
what with having someone to sleep with,
befriend, and have a pretty good relationship with here,
and you being 1000 miles away.
If I were in a long distance relationship (and I have been) I would not allow my other half to sleep with others and would expect them to have the same attitude.
In a nutshell,
We fooled around in the shower (shits and giggles)
then on the couch (more shits and giggles)
then had sex for an hour,
got booted out of the house last night and had sex in the car,
almost had a threesome,
went to a sex shop and bought a vibrator for my girlfriend,
my nympho friend nearly bought a 10 pound dildo,
and I walked through Walmart with a box of Condoms on my head.
Why would you buy a vibrator for your girlfriend after having sex for an hour? Why would she need a vibrator if you were able to keep it up for an hour?
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Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.
I already look like a vampire, I'm just not one. Nor do I have any plans on becoming one in the near future.
If modern day movies have taught me anything, vampires these days look like Hipsters.
Or the Norwegian entry at Eurovision.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If I were in a long distance relationship (and I have been) I would not allow my other half to sleep with others and would expect them to have the same attitude.
“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate
Why would you buy a vibrator for your girlfriend after having sex for an hour? Why would she need a vibrator if you were able to keep it up for an hour?
We don't see each other except on weekends,
and even though it's not as good, she's happy with it,
and it's an alright replacement until we get together again
It was designed to work with this, I would find it funny to get a girl to put the vibrator between her legs whilst I play the game.
Plug it into the USB of the Playstation 2 and it vibrates along with the beat of the music, vibration aside, the game is amazing! The device was also compatable with Space Channel 5: Part 2
It was only today that I found out that the Xbox 360 version of Rez has the same feature even though I've owned it since 2008, you can link up controllers to simply vibrate along with the beat of the music, I put a 2nd controller in my pocket just to try it and it was far too vigorous for me! I think this video should explain all!
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