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A laudable attempt at bravado, however it is merely a façade.
Oh, how you saw through my elaborate reuse. It seems the jest was significant yet the cover was lacking.
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I feel that, once again it falls to me to lower the tone. So, with that in mind, nipples.
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Nah, you were just shit.
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So, anyone know a web dev?
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I heard Glitch does stuff like that.
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I know these two girls who used to do web dev... well sort of.
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02-03-2012, 12:36 AM
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Nope. I hate web development. Did it for a little while, discovered it's soul eroding properties, and got out.
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So I need to target people without souls. Good to know.
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Gingers it is!
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Your face is shit! Hah!

Also, web development.
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So I need to target people without souls. Good to know.
Gingers it -- fuck, Havoc beat me to it.
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I was thinking more along the lines of people that discriminate against ginger people.


MOD EDIT: Ginger discussion split off to this thread here.
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Come on people, this is why we can't have nice things. You know, like a new Oddworld Library.

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I really don't get why you can't just use Mediawiki though. It's a fine piece of software as far as I can tell from my limited experience with it.
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I've been using MediaWiki for a while, but it just pisses me off. As in, I simply cannot use it without slapping my face against walls of spikes, because that at least gives me relief from the painful clumsiness of it.

For example, when you paste any text into its editor, the cusor moves. It doesn't go to the end of the text you paste in, or even the beginning, it goes to a random point in the line before the text you paste in. Who is that helping?

If you copy text from the editor, it inserts double spaces randomly. They don't match newlines or wraps or anything: they're just pointlessly inserted for NO REASON.

The only plugin that powers references (and I use a LOT of references) uses a pain-in-the-arse bunch of redundant syntax. Let me give some example code.

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The possibility of a 2.5D [[Oddworld videogames|Oddworld game]] was introduced to fans in June 2010 when [[AbeMudokon]] mentioned it in a conversation on Twitter.<ref name="twopointTwitter"/><ref name="twopointOWF"/> [[Just Add Water]] planned to announce ''Abe HD'' at E3 2011,<ref name="e3"/> but [[Lorne Lanning]] revealed the project in an interview with EGM, a fact that was published in January 2011.<ref name="egmreveal"/>

== References ==
<references>
<ref name="twopointTwitter">AbeMudokon (28 June 2010). ‘[http://twitter.com/AbeMudokon/status/17284049680 @dammit_rab how about 2.5?]’. Twitter.</ref>

<ref name="twopointOWF">Xavier (13 July 2010). [http://www.oddworldforums.net/showpo...&postcount=171 Post 171] in ‘Oddbox News’. Oddworld Discussion. Oddworld Forums.</ref>

<ref name="e3">Oddworld Inhabitants (29 January 2011). [http://www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...65852613451752 Status]. Oddworld Inhabitants’ Wall. Facebook.</ref>

<ref name="egmreveal">Upit1 (29 January 2011). ‘[http://www.gamersspot.com/index.php?...&news_id=66682 EXCLUSIVE: Lorne Lanning Creator of Oddworld reveals the plans to return to Oddworld.]’. Gamersspot.com.</ref>
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Pain. In. The. Arse. Especially when even my pathetic regex skills can come up with a neater solution.

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The possibility of a 2.5D [Oddworld game] was introduced to fans in June 2010 when [AbeMudokon] mentioned it in a conversation on Twitter.{twopointTwitter}{twopointOWF} [Just Add Water] planned to announce /Abe HD/ at [E3] 2011,{e3} but [Lorne Lanning] revealed the project in an interview with EGM, a fact that was published in January 2011.{egmreveal}

{twopointTwitter} AbeMudokon (28 June 2010). ‘[http://twitter.com/AbeMudokon/status/17284049680 @dammit_rab how about 2.5?]’. Twitter.

{twopointOWF} Xavier (13 July 2010). [http://www.oddworldforums.net/showpo...&postcount=171 Post 171] in ‘Oddbox News’. Oddworld Discussion. Oddworld Forums.

{e3} Oddworld Inhabitants (29 January 2011). [http://www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...65852613451752 Status]. Oddworld Inhabitants’ Wall. Facebook.

{egmreveal} Upit1 (29 January 2011). ‘[http://www.gamersspot.com/index.php?...&news_id=66682 EXCLUSIVE: Lorne Lanning Creator of Oddworld reveals the plans to return to Oddworld.]’. Gamersspot.com.
God that felt good. And page redirects. There are no regex redirects. If I want everything that can be described by ^(o(dd)?w(orld)?(:)?)?a(be(')?s)?o((ddysee)|(dyssey))? to redirect to the Abe's Oddysee page, I have to manually add a separate redirect for each possible string.

Just a few examples for you there.
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Fair enough. Carry on.
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I didn't understand any of that. Should I be aroused?

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I think another question that should be asked here, how much are you willing to pay? People are willing to do a lot, writing an entire wiki content management system from scratch for no pay isn't one of them, I'm pretty sure.
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Good question. Very good question. I am willing to pay, but I don't know how much. Certainly not as much as the one guy who applied in earnest asking for twice my income.
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Aren't there specific places where you can post these kinds of jobs? Some dark part of the internet where all the programming geeks hang out?

Oh wait, I see what did there.
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I think you'll need to get someone free lance, and you need to post that it is just one job you require, not constant maintenance after it's done. That way you won't get people asking for £20,000 +.
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I think that he's hoping to find a fan who will do it more for the love of Oddworld than for the love of money.

Just guessing here.
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Love of money > love of Oddworld

For most people any way.
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And you have thus explained why he hasn't yet been able to find a developer. Congratulations.
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I did do that right then..I was about to change >

more than >
less than <

Still not convinced I know those...maths, my one true weakness.
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