Howdy strangers!

[GormanDisenza]

Phew. I've been lurking on this forum for years. Still have no clue why I didn't bother registering yet but I'm a pretty long-time Oddworld fan and have regained faith in the developers after seeing the gorgeous new AO video.
Normally I'm not one for intro threads but I felt like I needed one. So umm...hi. Hope I'm not too much of annoyance to you guys. :P

[Steamer_KING]

New guys are always annoying. But we all have been new guys, right? Except for OANST.

Welcome to this motherfucking party.

[Nate]

Fuck off, MS.

*bans*

[Wings of Fire]

Well.

[Strike Witch]

What, again?

[Phylum]

He left?

[Mr. Bungle]

Serious? I thought that was a cruel joke.

[Nepsotic]

MS? After all this time?

XD

[Crashpunk]

Wait? What just happened?

[Nepsotic]

MS has been foiled again!

[STM]

Aww, you should have let him stay for a bit.

[MeechMunchie]

Thread closure team, DEPLOY!

[Nate]

Aww, you should have let him stay for a bit.

That's why I accepted his registration even though I knew it was him, because I wanted to get his little hopes up then dash them across the ground. I thought banning him after his first post would be more dramatic than letting him stay and spew* his diarrhea** all over the place.

Thread closure team, DEPLOY!

Nah. I like the thought of him at home, reading this in tears.


*Yes, I know that's a mixed metaphor.
**This is literally the first time in my life that I have spelled 'diarrhea' correctly on the first go.

[enchilado]

You mean diarrhoea.

[Nate]

FUCK!


Damn Google not telling me that I was giving American spelling. So close!

[Steamer_KING]

FUCK!


Damn Google not telling me that I was giving American spelling. So close!

Hey, I'm worse than that, since English is not my main language. 's cool...

[STM]

That's why I accepted his registration even though I knew it was him, because I wanted to get his little hopes up then dash them across the ground. I thought banning him after his first post would be more dramatic than letting him stay and spew* his diarrhea** all over the place.

Nah. I like the thought of him at home, reading this in tears.


*Yes, I know that's a mixed metaphor.
**This is literally the first time in my life that I have spelled 'diarrhea' correctly on the first go.

This is perhaps the cruellest thing I've ever seen you say. XD

[Varrok]

Yes, keep up the good work!

[Nepsotic]

This is perhaps the cruellest thing I've ever seen you say. XD

Are you kidding?

[Wings of Fire]

The cruelest thing Nate has ever said to me was 'No.'

[Nepsotic]

The cruelest thing he ever did to me, was play a terrible Chuck Norris joke.

Truly awful. And evil.

[STM]

I think Nate is a pretty cool guy, eh mods forums and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Nepsotic]

Hey, you copied My sig style!

[Phylum]

And then MS decided that we weren't worth his time and left, never to return.

[MeechMunchie]

I didn't know you wrote high fantasy, Phyl.

[STM]

Hey, you copied My sig style!

Hon, you don't have any style.

[Nepsotic]

Ouch... STM, that hurt My heart...

[MeechMunchie]

Either that or the caremelised bacon.

[MA]

And then MS decided that we weren't worth his time and left, never to return.

UNTIL NEXT WEEK

reminds me of those films that mercilessly rape a concept and spawn millions of prequels and sequels and spin-offs one after the other until everyone's just bored with it.

[Nate]

The cruelest thing Nate has ever said to me was 'No.'

I'm sorry, but I had a headache. And I needed to be up early the next morning.