The 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards

[Wil]

Get on topic, dicks.

[abe is now!]

I wonder why there isn't the most spamming member lol

[Laser]

I have to agree with AIN, but instead of most spamming member, there should be the most tangental member.

Why didn't I think of this before it started?

[Mac Sirloin]

I think that the more user Created content for OWF that is used the better. Though I'd understand any qualms OANST would have with a big-ass banner of his daughter being the first thing one could see on a site with a penchant for pedobear MSpaints and attracting weird fetishists.

[OANST]

I think that's great, actually.

[Sekto Springs]

I threw that together pretty quickly, I can make a much better one if I were arsed.

[Wings of Fire]

I want an Abbey skin!

Man, that sounds awkward.

[shaman]

Sounds downright barbaric actually...

[Sekto Springs]

It rubs the lotion on it's skin...

[OddjobAbe]

These last couple of posts made my skin crawl.

[Sekto Springs]

These last couple of posts made my skin crawl.

Did you deliberately go with that choice of words?



I think my vote is long overdue. So here goes...

Funniest Poster - Leto

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - AIN

Most Underrated Poster - Enchilado

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - Max

Best Veteran - Hobo

Most Liked - WoF, the bastard.

Most Eccentric - DI (for his Mighty Muggz alone)

Most Annoying - Toss up between MarsMudoken, Opril/Ackro, and Havoc

Most Accomplished Troll - I won't give any of you the satisfaction

Best Couple - WoF and OANST

Member Most in Dire Need of a Life - I can't vote for myself

Best Staff Member - Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator - Pilot

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - Abbey

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - I'll let you know when something of value is posted by someone.



The categories I skipped are the ones I couldn't even be arsed to give a quip.
To those of you I didn't vote for, it's not that I don't like you, it's that I like you too much to lump you in with the above assholes.

[Disgruntled Intern]

You can vote for multiples if you can't narrow it down to one choice. Read the rules.

[Sekto Springs]

Oh alright. Thanks. Edited.

[abe is now!]

Why would you vote yourself as the Member Most in Dire Need of a Life if you could?

[Sekto Springs]

Probably because I think of OWF a little too highly. I find myself coming back here over and over even after telling myself I've logged out for the day. It's annoying to say the least.

[abe is now!]

Oh I've understood... you surely live in a little town like Brandizzo, doesn't you?

[OddjobAbe]

Probably because I think of OWF a little too highly. I find myself coming back here over and over even after telling myself I've logged out for the day. It's annoying to say the least.

Oh fuck, tell me about it. If I'm not at work, and I'm not doing work, I find myself drawn to it. I have no idea why, it's like a chuffing addiction. I wouldn't mind so much, but really, not much that is of great interest ever happens here, but I'm still inclined to move my cursor towards the link.

[Wings of Fire]

Probably because I think of OWF a little too highly. I find myself coming back here over and over even after telling myself I've logged out for the day. It's annoying to say the least.

Yeah I'm past that point, OWF is my homepage.

Laaaaaaaaame.

[abe is now!]

Me too, I often want to go to some sites but I'm lost in thought and I write www.oddworldforums.net

[Oddey]

Yeah I'm past that point, OWF is my homepage.

Laaaaaaaaame.

Been mine since I got my wireless internet set up on my laptop.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Yeah, I lurk the shit out of the forums. Well OT at least. The truth is I generally don't give a shit what's being discussed. There are just a few members I really enjoy. So yeah, I'm equally lame. It's gotten so bad that my wife knows who most of you are. She's generally amused by leto, ghost and kastere. She says I'm too mean.

Stupid bitch.

[abe is now!]

Stupid bitch.

What?!?!?!

[Sekto Springs]

Homepage?
Wow, I never even thought of that. Fuck it. I won't make this my home page. I have some dignity left.

It's gotten so bad that my wife knows who most of you are.

I know the feeling. It came up so much in the conversations Nikki and I had over the holidays. More than once was I asked questions like "Who's Nate?" or "What's an OANST?" by those who overheard.

I wouldn't mind so much, but really, not much that is of great interest ever happens here, but I'm still inclined to move my cursor towards the link.

Ugh, yes. It's such a dirty feeling to be addicted to something that sucks.

EDIT: AiN you're just adorable.

[shaman]

Oh fuck, tell me about it. If I'm not at work, and I'm not doing work, I find myself drawn to it. I have no idea why, it's like a chuffing addiction. I wouldn't mind so much, but really, not much that is of great interest ever happens here, but I'm still inclined to move my cursor towards the link.

This is really weird. Only today i was thinking.

"I go on the Forums way to much, it's like a fucking addiction."

Actually earlier today i went on the internet, went out to get some tea, came back in and there was the forums.

Without even realising it. I really do have a problem.

[Sekto Springs]

We all need fucking rehab.

[abe is now!]

Oddworldforums isn't yet our life is it?

[Sekto Springs]

I managed to escape it for a few years, but it's pull was too strong. I'd like to say I'm just a casual poster and I do this for the lulz in my spare time, but I can't. OWF is some serious shit.

[Wings of Fire]

I know the feeling. It came up so much in the conversations Nikki and I had over the holidays. More than once was I asked questions like "Who's Nate?" or "What's an OANST?" by those who overheard.

I know right, my family and my flatmates know about this site, as do my close online homies who I haven't yet managed to persuade to join. It's ridiculous.

[Sekto Springs]

my close online homies who I haven't yet managed to persuade to join. It's ridiculous.

I strongly advise against this.

[Wings of Fire]

Yeah well, it was a pretty awesome trolling whilst it lasted <3.