Rock-Hard Election

[Mac Sirloin]

Alright OANST, settle down. Why don't you go check over your receipts for your dollies and lollipops? The boys are talking.

[OddjobAbe]

I vote for nobody until they offer me titties and beer.

[MA]

I nominate DI and MA as part of my campaign as Sovereign Thunderlord and Grand Tyrant Shitmissiles. They means we're all equal.

oh and ma gets the guns

i graciously accept, and i just stock ordered these for the campaign purposes;



also, that picture is linked with an article about them being recalled due to apparently unexpectedly firing. so, you know. if anyone gets shot during our campaign, whether it be opposition or not, it was a fault in the gun. totally accidental, of course.

Oddjob:

[OANST]

You have 24 hours. At the end of said 24 hours, two names will be removed from the list. If there more than two names with no votes, they will all be removed.

OANST= 4
WoF= 1
Molluck's Assistant= 2
Patrick Vykkers
Strike Witch= 2
Abe is Now
Cullen Heath
Kastere= 1
Pilot
Opril
Anonyman
Used
Leto
Disgruntled Intern= 1
Josh
Shaman

Cast your votes ladies and gentleman. And remember, anyone voting for OANST gets posrepped by OANST. And he has more rep points than most of the other contestants combined!

[MeechMunchie]

I VOTE HOBO

I also vote DI and MA.

I also vote against people waiting for a day when I'm not here to start something big.

[OddjobAbe]

Oddjob:

You win my vote.

[Mac Sirloin]

I vote Anonyman, Mollucks Assistant, OANST, WoF and Disgruntled Intern.

Or just MA and DI if we have a limit.

[MA]

i vote Kastere & DI.

[OANST]

I vote Anonyman, Mollucks Assistant, OANST, WoF and Disgruntled Intern.

Or just MA and DI if we have a limit.

Okay. So that's one vote for OANST.

[Wings of Fire]

Either I don't understand how voting works or nobody else understands which leaves me confused.

[Mac Sirloin]

What'yoo lookin' at me for? Detroit hot Wings. You see some candy in my eyes? Ain't no candy.

[OANST]

If you vote for more than one person your vote will either be disqualified, or I'll give it to one of the people you voted for. It all depends on how I feel about your vote.

[Anonyman!]

Only one person? Well. FUCK THAT

NEVERMIND SORRY HEHEHE

KASTERE

[MA]

okay then, i do apologise.

i vote Kastere.

mawfucka

[MeechMunchie]

DI then.

[OANST]

I'm sorry but both of your votes have been disqualified for this round.

[Anonyman!]

this vote fucking sucks

[Mac Sirloin]

I vote for Anonyman

[OANST]

You already voted. I took your best vote.

[Anonyman!]

yeah, we'll pretty much 69 each other's votes.

[Wings of Fire]

I vote Strike Witch.

[OANST]

yeah, we'll pretty much 69 each other's votes.

I'm afraid that he can't reciprocate.

[Mac Sirloin]

You already voted. I took your best vote.

You see that scrap shit I made? I made a functional bomb yesterday. Like, a little bit of Styrofoam and gasoline and OH LOOK NO MORE NEW HOUSE FOR MISTER CROTCH HEAD

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

A Functional bomb is just a simple circuit with a switch. So. Y'know. Badass and shit. Teach Abbey.

[OANST]

You see that scrap shit I made? I made a functional bomb yesterday. Like, a little bit of Styrofoam and gasoline and OH LOOK NO MORE NEW HOUSE FOR MISTER CROTCH HEAD

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

A Functional bomb is just a simple circuit with a switch. So. Y'know. Badass and shit. Teach Abbey.

These are the sort of tactics Canadians employ. Bunch of stinking terrorists, they are. Well, I for one, am not shaken, sir. I cannot be moved by your threats.

[Mac Sirloin]

What if I threw some rocks at you from the bushes while you went to work

[OANST]

What if I threw some rocks at you from the bushes while you went to work

That would be okay.

[Mac Sirloin]

NO FUCK IT BURNING YOUR HOUSE DOWN ASGHFDSJD

[OANST]

A vote for Kastere is a vote for spasming degenerates.

[Mac Sirloin]

MEET AND GREET AT THE CHASM OF SPASMS BRING CHIPS DRINKS FOODS NO INDIAN NO CHINESE NO SOUTH MEXICAN NO IGLOONDIANS

[Sekto Springs]

I'm not voting. I'm cool that way.