Oh, hey.

Oatmeal Head · #1 01-19-2009, 05:31 PM

Well, I'm new here, so I better introduce myself. Found myself here after a little bit of pushing from those on the Oddworld MMOSG, and if you met me there you'd probably know me as Epsimabe. To those I haven't met, pleased to meet you.

***Nate*** · #2 01-19-2009, 05:32 PM

Welcome! You have chosen an exciting day to join.

Wings of Fire · #3 01-19-2009, 05:35 PM

Hey

glad to see you on here, it's WOF from the dream. Have loads of fun, remember the rules, don't double post (There's an edit button), don't go all weirdly stalkerish on the ladies, don't worry if people go all weirdly stalkerish on the boys, do not accept anything Hobo or OANST says as being serious, be able to deal with weird senses of humour and never ever let yourself be baited.

Is that about everything?

Pilot · #4 01-19-2009, 05:39 PM

Hey there! Hope you enjoy yourself.

I think Wings pretty much covered everything.

Oatmeal Head · #5 01-19-2009, 05:40 PM

:

don't go all weirdly stalkerish on the ladies, don't worry if people go all weirdly stalkerish on the boys, do not accept anything Hobo or OANST says as being serious, be able to deal with weird senses of humour and never ever let yourself be baited.

Is that about everything?

Welp, that's about all I needed to know. *Hides binoculars*

Anonyman! · #6 01-19-2009, 09:12 PM

Well thanks for ruining it. I'm supposed to come in here, say something totally surreal/mindless/disgusting/suggestive and scare the new poster off before he even has the chance to see the horrors of the off-topic. Thanks a whole friggin' bunch.

Welcome, by the way. Doodyhead.

Pilot · #7 01-20-2009, 03:06 AM

I do have one thing to add. Don't piss off Anonyman! He'll go daffy on your ass.

And uh..... confidentially......

***Wil*** · #8 01-20-2009, 03:31 AM

Hi Epsi! Great to see you here. I saw you hanging around here last night, but didn’t know it was you. WoF has just about given the greatest set of welcoming instructions and advice I’ve seen here in eight years, so just keep reading his post over and over. Hope you enjoy your stay. =D

OANST · #9 01-20-2009, 09:33 AM

Welcome to the forums. I'm sure you will like it here. Also, no matter what Wings of Fire tells you SHE IS NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER! I DID NOT EMERGE NAKED AND PURPLE FROM HER GAPING VAGINA. I DID NOT CLING TO HER LABIA SCREAMING FOR DEAR LIFE AND NEITHER DID I SUCKLE AT HER TIT!

I mean, just in case he says that.

Hobo · #10 01-21-2009, 12:20 PM

:

do not accept anything Hobo or OANST says as being serious,

Stop undermining me.

And Hello Oatmeal Head.

shaman · #11 01-21-2009, 12:25 PM

welcome to the forums!

HOW MANY NEW MEMBERS HAVE WE HAD THIS MONTH!?

seriously though hi

OANST · #12 01-21-2009, 01:48 PM

He isn't coming back. We can stop welcoming him now.

used:) · #13 01-21-2009, 02:04 PM

I like your username. Welcome!

OANST · #14 01-21-2009, 02:04 PM

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I like your username. Welcome!

He isn't here, damn you!

mr.abe · #15 01-21-2009, 02:51 PM

HI! you can call me Mr.Abe

OANST · #16 01-21-2009, 02:55 PM

HE ISN'T FUCKING HERE!

keep 'em comin'.

***Wil*** · #17 01-21-2009, 02:56 PM

How are you enjoying your time here so far, Epsi?

Mac Sirloin · #18 01-21-2009, 02:56 PM

:

Hey

glad to see you on here, it's WOF from the dream. Have loads of fun, remember the rules, don't double post (There's an edit button), don't go all weirdly stalkerish on the ladies, don't worry if people go all weirdly stalkerish on the boys, do not accept anything Hobo or OANST says as being serious, be able to deal with weird senses of humour and never ever let yourself be baited.

Is that about everything?

Why aren't you a mod yet? Seriously.

Welcome. Oatmshfgh

I forgot your name apart form 'oat.' I will not edit this comment. Do not emulate this behavior.

Wings of Fire · #19 01-21-2009, 02:59 PM

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Why aren't you a mod yet? Seriously.

Because you didn't vote for me.

Oh yes, I went there.

OANST · #20 01-21-2009, 03:09 PM

Killing me. You're all killing me.

Leto · #21 01-21-2009, 03:50 PM

OANST HE'S NOT FUCKING HERE

OANST · #22 01-21-2009, 03:56 PM

YES, HE IS!

He's lurking.

mitsur · #23 01-21-2009, 05:31 PM

I miss OH. He was pleasant while he was around.

Mac Sirloin · #24 01-22-2009, 05:12 PM

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Because you didn't vote for me.

Oh yes, I went there.

I didn't vote for anyone. It's the only way to beat the system.

Wings of Fire · #25 01-22-2009, 05:21 PM

This only works if everyone stops.

Oatmeal Head · #26 01-22-2009, 05:26 PM

WoF, exactly why did you use your powers of forum necromancy to revive this thread?

Not that there's a problem with it.

Ajiellyn · #27 01-22-2009, 05:26 PM

"Yer that mud! The oatmeal-head! HA!"

Hiya Epsi! I'm flattered by your name here.

I don't have much to say because I'm talking to you on the MMO... right... now... but I wanted to leave a message here to formally welcome you to the forums!

*yanks Epsi's ponytail.*