"Sorry, your boobs are too small for porn"

[Phylum]

Since when can you punish person a for the thoughts of person b?

Since whenever they feel like, sadly.

Welcome to the future, now with mind control!

[T-nex]

This is turning more and more into 1984

[MA]

that was a magnificent rhyme right there.

[T-nex]

Omg you're right... Shit. i hate when my posts rhyme unintentionally.

[OddjobAbe]

I love it. It makes it sound very catchy, thus puts me in a better mood. Thank you.

[enchilado]

Swine Flu is no worse than ordinary 'flu anyway.

[MA]

get back on topic, Ench.

[OddjobAbe]

Small tits can be good. Especially if the owner of them has bird flu and speaks in rhyme.

[enchilado]

I prefer moderately small tits to huge ones anyway. Not that I've had m/any close encounters.

[MA]

my ex didn't have particularly large tits, so i prefer that size to anything that may be deemed 'huge'.

by the way i was joking earlier, Ench. don't think i was being uppity.

EDIT: this really was a poor excuse for a post. i just wanted to make sure i hadn't offended anyone. BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT

[enchilado]

I didn't think you were being uppity. I don't even know what uppity means.

[Wil]

Somebody hasn't been reading their Roger Hargreaves novels.

[enchilado]

Eh, stop being so uppity.

[Sekto Springs]

I mean, paedophiles with nothing to get off to would just be more compelled to start looking for little girls which causes even more damage. It seems like such an absolute waste of time.

This is the argument I tried to bring up before.
It's a very controversial issue right now. Does providing pedos with pornography that mimics their fetish (ie younger looking girls/small breasted girls/artwork) alleviate their desires or exacerbate them?

Based on this, I'd say Australia's legislation subscribes to the latter. Even I don't know exactly where I stand on this. Based on personal experience, the effect of pornography on my sex drive varies greatly. Sometimes a quick wank is all I need, other times porn makes me pine for the real thing all the more.

like looking at a picture of a pizza, is likely to lead to wanting a pizza, but pizzaphiles aren't in the news as much

Bear in mind that it's much easier to give yourself the illusion of sex than the illusion of eating a pizza

[Grieva]

Technically, pizzaphiles woudn't eat the pizza , but thats a different topic

[OddjobAbe]

If Abe619 was a pizzaphile, he'd eat it.

[Zukan]

Did they also ban men with small penises? It is really important that I know this.

[abe619]

no need to worry no pizzaphilia on me although pizza is my favorite food , my only fetish is vorarephilia (and i notice alot of u think i like to eat ppl , but i actually like to be swallowed whole and alive by hot girls (yeah like the one i posted earlier , come'on ain't she cute?))

[OddjobAbe]

I'm similar, only instead of my whole body travelling down the woman's oesophagus, I like my penis to be travelling up the woman's vagina.

[Nate]

Did they also ban men with small penises? It is really important that I know this.

I suspect that men with small penises rarely apply for a role in porn.

[Nate]

Modness Announcement: 38 and a half posts from this thread have been moved to this thread, where they're slightly less offtopic.

[enchilado]

My boobs are too small for porn.

[Nate]

That's funny. Mine are too big for gay porn.



Smaller than Ron Jeremy's though.

[abe619]

That's funny. Mine are too big for gay porn.



Smaller than Ron Jeremy's though.

me too , i am a little over weight.

[Grieva]

I think you just need a better agent, Nate

[shaman]

Mine are positively intimidating.

[Sekto Springs]

This calls for a moobs thread.

[Dilldough]

the fat guy's moobs are bad enough..

the question im thinking is, what cup size clarifies the age? like (American standard sizes) like a C+ makes the cut but like a B doesnt?

the government truely has nothing better to do

[Sekto Springs]

I too am interested in how they go about classifying this.

[Pilot]

Where is that picture of the big boobed guy?