Greetin'.

Dixanadu · #1 05-07-2009, 10:47 AM

Yes. I'm new...how are you all?

Well, I can say that I did wait a good 24 hours for this account to be activated, but I'm not the kind of person to bitch to those who have power. (The moderators. lol)

Erm. Yes. This is probably the second message board I've joined, the first got rather dry overtime. But I got into Oddworld during November past, I found my old PlayStation, went digging through some old games on eBay. Abe's Oddysee was one of them.

I spent the remainder going through the other games (minus the GameBoy blah blah blah.) And I'm absolutely in love with them. Abe's Oddysee being my best, mind you.

Well that's enough for my lecture. About me, hmm. Well people generally say I'm not a nice person, but I do try to be. ^_^ Usually, most of my replies consist of a **** off or something.

Well that's it. See you all around here.

MA · #2 05-07-2009, 10:50 AM

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Usually, most of my replies consist of a **** off or something.

your gonna fit in just fine here.

Wings of Fire · #3 05-07-2009, 10:52 AM

Hello there! Don't worry about this forum getting dry overtime, it gets dry on regular time.

For overtime we have a beast known only as Pilot.
And sometimes as Tinkly Winky

Dixanadu · #4 05-07-2009, 10:52 AM

I'm guessing OWF has it's fair share of bastards then.

Wings of Fire · #5 05-07-2009, 10:53 AM

This will prove to be a most accurate assumption.

Dixanadu · #6 05-07-2009, 10:58 AM

Not that I have anything against them, but does your forum have 'squeakers'? If I may examplify:

"wtf shut up ur a fckin noob xD".

Wings of Fire · #7 05-07-2009, 11:00 AM

God no, I think the intelligent trolls got rid of them years ago. Most of the mods here are pretty Nazi over shit like that.

Not that that's a bad thing by any stretch of the imagination.

Dixanadu · #8 05-07-2009, 11:08 AM

Oh great!

It's amazing how some people can manage to connect to the internet, nevermind spell a a simple sentence.

Wings of Fire · #9 05-07-2009, 11:11 AM

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nevermind spell a a simple sentence.

Hypocrisy makes everything better.

Dixanadu · #10 05-07-2009, 11:20 AM

Oh my god!

A typo! =P

Laser · #11 05-07-2009, 11:23 AM

You will slip on like a greased glove around here

Welcome!

MA · #12 05-07-2009, 01:05 PM

INNUENDO!

Anonyman! · #13 05-07-2009, 02:58 PM

Welcome. You seem fine, I suppose.

Dixanadu · #14 05-07-2009, 03:04 PM

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INNUENDO!

In your endo.

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Welcome. You seem fine, I suppose.

Same as above.

MA · #15 05-07-2009, 03:05 PM

i dont know whether to laugh or cry.

Dixanadu · #16 05-07-2009, 03:11 PM

Just piss yourself. It will amuse me.

MA · #17 05-07-2009, 03:16 PM

is this a sort of fetish born when you shit yourself at school?

Dixanadu · #18 05-07-2009, 03:18 PM

I'd like to see you fart with diaorhea.

And no, I just feel like giggling at the moment. My clown has died, you see.

MA · #19 05-07-2009, 03:24 PM

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I'd like to see you fart with diaorhea.

i'm sure you would.

Pilot · #20 05-07-2009, 03:25 PM

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I'd like to see you fart with diaorhea.

I'm sure there's at least one person here who has a fetish for that too. I mean really... someone who'd have loved to lick that sopping stinky offensive mess right off your leg and chew on your underpants afterward like a rabid ferret.

I'll now direct you to the Fetish thread.

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For overtime we have a beast known only as Pilot.

This thread is about the noob, not me. And I'm not a beast, I'm just misunderstood. I need love.

:

In your endo.

I think I'm in love with your attitude.

Mac Sirloin · #21 05-07-2009, 03:27 PM

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Not that I have anything against them, but does your forum have 'squeakers'? If I may examplify:

"wtf shut up ur a fckin noob xD".

Oh, you're a CAD fan too. That sure is great. Yes. My feelings are completely positive.

I'm so glad OANST left when he did. This probably would've been the final straw.

Wings of Fire · #22 05-07-2009, 03:27 PM

I was warning him about you for Gods sakes, anyway this is my noob. You've already had one this week.

Don't talk to Pilot and never accept any sweets he offers you, especially his gummy snake.

Pilot · #23 05-07-2009, 03:30 PM

What? Buzz off pinko, you get ALL the Noobs! He's mine!

Wanna gummy snake?

Mac Sirloin · #24 05-07-2009, 03:31 PM

I'll drive this dick out if I can. It'll make me feel better about OANST being gone.

Pilot, you haven't got shit on me you Astley lookin' maw-fucka.

Wings of Fire · #25 05-07-2009, 03:32 PM

It begins.

Pilot · #26 05-07-2009, 03:34 PM

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I'll drive this dick out if I can. It'll make me feel better about OANST being gone.

Pilot, you haven't got shit on me you Astley lookin' maw-fucka.

The power of the Rick Roll compells you!

Can we stop talking about wetshit now?

Mac Sirloin · #27 05-07-2009, 03:35 PM

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MA · #28 05-07-2009, 03:36 PM

fucking TRUE!

YEEHAW!

Pilot · #29 05-07-2009, 03:38 PM

You're just jealous because its not you; it's taken Newblood to revive all this discussion and you're sorry you didn't think of it.

Awwww...............

Wings of Fire · #30 05-07-2009, 03:38 PM

Is....is it just me or was his username different half an hour ago?