Beating a Dead Hedgehog

[Wings of Fire]

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/201..._wii_u_and_3ds

Sure must be a good day to be a Sonic fan, huh?

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[Vyrien]

Knuckles' head looks so wrong on that steroid body.

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[Varrok]

[Crashpunk]

I wish they'd just kill that fucking stupid franchise.

#die

[Slog Bait]

You know what else came out recently with the subtitle BOOM?



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[Varrok]

Come on, it doesn't look THAT bad comparing to the previous games. Including Sonic 06.

[MeechMunchie]

Sr. Meechio: So Sonic now has tousled adventurer hair
Sr. Meechio: and a shark fin
Sr. Meechio: and a rakish bandana
Sr. Meechio: and someone on the team realised that if Tails is supposed to be some kind of whizkid they probably ought to actually work that into his design somewhere
Sr. Meechio: Knuckles just looks like someone scaled up his body in Photoshop
Sr. Meechio: I keep expecting his head to roll off
Sr. Meechio: and Amy is fucking Amy

Jaooooo~: Amy is like
Jaooooo~: Super sexualised
Jaooooo~: Why do that bandage thing if not to show off her curves?
Jaooooo~: What little she has

Sr. Meechio: Unless she's sporting cargo pants and a mohawk I'm not interested

Jaooooo~: Tails is definitely the best
Jaooooo~: Knuckles is definitely the worst

Sr. Meechio: Tails is wearing a bit too much for someone who's basically naked
Sr. Meechio: You reach a certain point where you have to start asking questions
Sr. Meechio: Like
Sr. Meechio: If he's anthropomorphic enough to be wearing stuff to carry his tools around he'd probably wear protective gear too
Sr. Meechio: Lose the sash bit
Sr. Meechio: The belt is far enough
Sr. Meechio: I actually quite like Sonic though the monofin is a little jarring

Jaooooo~: I think it's the uncoolest use of a scarf I've seen since scarves started being cool

Sr. Meechio: He looks ready for adventure
Sr. Meechio: Give him a fedora and a whip
Sr. Meechio: No chasing Japanese princesses for him

Jaooooo~: Also he's not as out of proportion as Knuckles, but those legs...

Sr. Meechio: Sonic's had big legs for years
Sr. Meechio: It's a runner thing
Sr. Meechio: But seriously get crossbow-weilding alien hunter Amy in, the lack of a ranged attack is clearly a hole in their collective skillset

#StCUK4eva

[Varrok]

[MeechMunchie]

Yeah, whoever heard of someone's legs getting longer as they age?

[Varrok]

Can't wait for the game with old, bald Sonic on a wheelchair. With nitro.

[Wings of Fire]

Can't wait for the game with old, bald Sonic on a wheelchair. With nitro.

With tucked in spaghetti legs?

Otherwise get out you hater

[Phylum]

I thought sonic just had a really baggy neck until I realised that was supposed to be a scarf. If they really want to go for this kind of look they need to make it a more distinct colour. And give him a mustache.

Knuckles needs a neck.

[Job McYossie]

Wow, as if my day wasn't already going to shit. Now I've got a series that I've loved for such a long time doing THIS. Why is sonic so much taller? Why is he wearing a scarf? Tails... well okay he's actually okay in this iteration. Amy is too sexualized. Scratch that, the issue is that she is sexualized at all. I'm not even going to point what's wrong with Knuckles. I swear, Sega makes it harder and harder to say "I'm a sonic fan."

Whatever, at least they aren't attacking Jet Set Radio.

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[Manco]

I find it really weird that you people see Amy’s new design as sexualized, considering her last design had the thinnest waist ever emphasized by a dress that is perpendicular to her hips

but holy shit why all the bandages did they rob a hospital

why is knuckles roiding up now

why is sonic’s scarf the dullest color ever

why

[Job McYossie]

I find it really weird that you people see Amy’s new design as sexualized, considering her last design had the thinnest waist ever emphasized by a dress that is perpendicular to her hips

It's a mix between the bandage, the half wink, and the pose.

[Phylum]

It's clearly the suggestive eyelashes guys.

[Varrok]

So... apparently Amy is oversexualized.

[Nate]

If you seek Amy, she's very sexualised.

[Crashpunk]

Tails is the only one that looks half decent. The changes to him actually fit his character.

The main thing I just cannot understand is the bandages. Does the artist have a bandage fetish or something?

[Varrok]

Their bodies were changed via a series of chirurgical operations. Those are quite painful and leave marks.

[Jordan]

I actually like the changes. Knuckles is OTT though. Tails is my favourite.

I don't care enough to even be upset by something like this. The Sonic franchise will never be the same as it was, that will always be a fact.

[MeechMunchie]

chirurgical

(Anton Chigurh)

[xXxrenhoekxXx]

I think the only reason people like tails's redesign because all they did was slap some bandages and flight gear on him. Same goes for amy. (why the fuck are people complaining about her being sexualised? Last time I checked people don't want pink hedgehog panties flashed every time she jumps.)
And I'm loving how people are saying "franchise is dead" over this,
especially because it's a spinoff.

[El Dango AGAIN]

Buff Knuckles is the best dumbest thing.

[Slog Bait]

The only bandages that don't make sense are the ones around Amy's waist. The rest of them I don't understand why anyone's complaining about them I thought bandages and wraps used for support were pretty common

[Vyrien]

What about the ones around Tails' and Sonic's shoes?

[Manco]

I saw an analysis of the designs which mentioned that those “bandages” are more likely to be sports wraps, which are commonly used to aid grip for the likes of parkour and suchlike. So the wraps around their hands make sense, but that wouldn’t explain Knuckles’ arms, Amy’s waist and everyone’s shoes.

Also I can’t be bothered photoshopping it to find out but I think if Knuckles’ torso wasn’t quite so huge the design would actually work.

[Slog Bait]

Well, there's the grip problem, and also the fact that added support from bandages around joints that are commonly used prevent you from pulling or dislocating whatever while doing whatever it is you're doing.

In Knuckles case, it also helps prevent him from breaking his, well... knuckles.