I've stopped smoking weed and started smoking hash exclusively, it's more economical.
I've also started drinking more regularly and smoking cigarettes.
I use one of those Vaporizer pods people use to Vape their vape juice, but with a heating coil screwed to the tip to zap the moisture out of hash. It's fantastic and fairly clean. It's also incredibly low profile, but hash gets you high as fuck so I don't take it out in public much lest someone busts my cock.
Cigarettes...until recently, I didn't like cigarettes. I found them gross and unsatisfying. The maximum appeal came from the head rush you occasionally get if you're dehydrated and/or smoke deprived. Smoking is great, fantastic way to start the day. Unfortunately the dickhead at the Mac's Milk/Couche Tard (no relation) didn't sell me the winstons I wanted. As you may or may not be aware, winstons taste good like a cigarette should.
Back to the hash though. Hash is a really stupid, relaxed kind of high. You just feel nice and carefree and incomprehensibly lazy. Hash exclusivity is for the advanced pot smoker, those vested firmly in bad habits and procrastination. It is the least functional kind of Cannabis high I've experienced.
Now, onto the wine. I started working in a store that deals exclusively in wine products. It's a fun gig, and surprisingly labor intensive: You need to move a lot of wine around to keep your inventory full.
Wine is the best kind of drunk. I love beer, and I'm not against getting proper liquored up, but Wine is like greeting an old friend. It's a tolerable hangover and serves as a fantastic talking point.
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