RPGs and Poetry about Nate. Mostly the poetry.

MarsMudoken · #1 01-12-2010, 12:07 PM

MOD EDIT: Thread split off from here.

Beep you. It all worked out and you got a matrix moment. I call the RPG a success.

Although thanks for liking my poem. :3

OddjobAbe · #2 01-12-2010, 12:18 PM

It wasn't as good as The Highwayman.

OANST · #3 01-12-2010, 12:18 PM

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Beep you. It all worked out and you got a matrix moment. I call the RPG a success.

Although thanks for liking my poem. :3

Wait, you screwed up one of the rpg's?

Posrep for you.

MarsMudoken · #4 01-12-2010, 01:32 PM

What do you guys have against the RPGs?

EDIT: Well, I need the username change...let's hope he likes this. :P

OH, Nate!
He's great!
The mod of fate!
Whom I (annoyed face) don't hate.
It is his trait,
that he is great.
Hooray for Nate!

OANST · #5 01-12-2010, 01:34 PM

OddjobAbe · #6 01-12-2010, 01:43 PM

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OH, Nate!
He's great!
The mod of fate!
Whom I (annoyed face) don't hate.
It is his trait,
that he is great.
Hooray for Nate!

THE wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
And the highwayman came riding—
Riding—riding—
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door.

OH, Nate!
He's great!
The mod of fate!
Whom I (annoyed face) don't hate.
It is his trait,
that he is great.
Hooray for Nate!

He'd a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,
A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin;
They fitted with never a wrinkle: his boots were up to the thigh!
And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,
His pistol butts a-twinkle,
His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.

You see. It doesn't work.

shaman · #7 01-12-2010, 01:53 PM

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What's not to like?

***Wil*** · #8 01-12-2010, 01:57 PM

Would you please not be creative outside of the Fan Corner and Non-Oddworld Art & Literature forums? It's off-topic.

MarsMudoken · #9 01-12-2010, 02:24 PM

This is to get my username change. And that is on subject.

MA · #10 01-12-2010, 02:45 PM

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Posrep for you.

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Leto · #11 01-12-2010, 04:02 PM

do you rp? hahahahaha

MA · #12 01-13-2010, 01:05 AM

EDIT: actually, i totally misinterpreted the previous post.

OANST · #13 01-13-2010, 05:47 AM

His hair was black and curlish
His smile deep and sheepish
If he had his way, every single day
AiN's laughter would ring out girlish

He watches over all of us
His eye misses not a single muss
He inspects everyone, to keep it all in good fun
And will not tolerate a fuss

Who is this saint, you ask?
Can you not see behind the mask?
He is our lord, on this glorious board
It's Nate who takes us to task

How's that?

MeechMunchie · #14 01-13-2010, 08:23 AM

He ties his awesome boots of justice
And loads his awesome justice gun
He would be fucking brilliant
If he didn't take it up the

Bump up rep count
Bump a post count down
If I saw his penis
I bet it would be

Brownies have chocolate
OWF have Nate
Don't make him mad
Or spam too bad
Or infractions be your fate

ANTI-SEXUAL

MarsMudoken · #15 01-13-2010, 03:01 PM

Despite this all I haven't got my name change...

slig# 5719 · #16 01-13-2010, 03:15 PM

Maybe because your supposed to ask nicely through PM?

Given your *ahem* history maybe you should get on your hands and knees and weep

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MarsMudoken · #17 01-13-2010, 03:28 PM

Please...PWEASE!?

Mac Sirloin · #18 01-13-2010, 06:37 PM

More of a song here, really.

Nate
Like a gate
To irreversible trauma
He shits-on-you with a flair of drama
Nate
It's only fate
That he eats your fingers,
Has digitty poop, it always lingers
Nate
He's full of hate
and tries to aggregate
but wait
that's bait
to drive the poem into a lake
like me, handling a rake
that Nate demands in an oh-ri-fice...
And now you order a cease and dee-cyst
My mistake
it was steak
that rhyme
was not sublime
and now he glares
at my superior hair
this topic, I turn it on its rear
because now the thread is about Kastere

slig# 5719 · #19 01-13-2010, 10:53 PM

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Please...PWEASE!?

*Sigh* You have a long way to go.
This kind of post is why you annoy people, you might as well just type "SPAM".

Taco · #20 01-13-2010, 11:51 PM

We were all 12 once... I remember being kinda like MM back then. Good thing I wasn't on this forum back then, you guys would've raped my innocence

MA · #21 01-14-2010, 01:31 AM

it is Mars, not MM. please do not make this sacrilegious mistake ever again during your time here. thank you.

Mac Sirloin · #22 01-14-2010, 06:55 AM

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We were all 12 once... I remember being kinda like MM back then. Good thing I wasn't on this forum back then, you guys would've raped my innocence

When I was 12 I spent my internet days being a huge shitty Nintendo Fanboy Douchebag on Gametalk.

OANST · #23 01-14-2010, 07:13 AM

When I was 12 the internet was not yet used by the public.

MeechMunchie · #24 01-14-2010, 07:46 AM

There once was an Admin* called Nate
Who had made a member his date
But the bloke had no decorum
Of using a forum
And now he's not even his mate

Yes, that was not very good, but I couldn't pass up the oppurtunity to a) Use the word 'decorum' in a poem and b) Rhyme it with 'forum'.

*Not strictly accurate but hey, it had two syllables.