Hello

[Abe'n'Munch]

Hello! My name is Abe'n'Munch, and I am an Oddworld fan!

[Hobo]

YAY

[OddjobAbe]

Hello again, Meech! It's great to see you again! Haven't changed a bit!

If this isn't another multi, I'm going to feel a real dickhead.

[Abe'n'Munch]

I'm confused. Why are you calling me a meech? Or is this Hobo you're referring to?

[OddjobAbe]

I'll stop calling you Meech as soon as I'm certain you're not MS1029. He must have made a dozen multis, all with the same personality and similar usernames (making it very obvious who it was).

I suspect you may be him, but if not, I apologise.

I also suspect that I may have given him pointers.

[Abe'n'Munch]

I searched "MS1029" and found a topic where a member called called "Dedicated" was accused of being this member. I don't see how the username "Dedicated" is related to mine.

[OddjobAbe]

You see, it's pretty bland, quite like "Abe'n'Munch". He also wrote exactly as you do. That is why I suspect you are him. Had he not made more than one account, I would perhaps think otherwise, but this seems a little fishy.

[Jordan]

He's made multis that many times, it's hard to distinguish the newbies from him.

[Abe'n'Munch]

So you're saying anyone who doesn't make a username like "jimmytheflycatcher473492568" is probably this "MS1029"?

[OddjobAbe]

Certainly not, but there's something about the usernames he uses that are quite similar. I can't quite put my finger on it.

[Hobo]

You win, Oddjob. It's him.

[OddjobAbe]

I fucking knew it. Thank you for playing, everyone.

Oh, how I love to hear "you win". Music to my ears.

[Abe'n'Munch]

You win, Oddjob. It's him.

Okay, I am really pissed off. I join this forum, and immediately get accused of being someone else after just 1 post? I know you are suspicious after what happened, but this doesn't mean you should accuse every single member who had more things to do than spend 3 hours thinking of a 68-character username.

[OddjobAbe]

Ever heard of an IP address? I did see dear Hobo poking around in the moderator control panel.

[Abe'n'Munch]

If my IP address matches MS1029's, than it's your fault you haven't banned his.

[Hobo]

I obviously pressed the wrong button and didn't ban you but go on. Prove to me you're not him.

[Abe'n'Munch]

Stop trying to drive me away.

[Hobo]

Prove it or I'll ban you.

[Abe'n'Munch]

Hey, you can't just ban people for no reason! It's impossible to prove when you are so suspicious.

[Hobo]

It should be equally possible. How come you're using a disposable email address? And how come you were so aggressive when MS's name was brought up huh?

[Abe'n'Munch]

Do I really want to give my email to every forum I join? Aggressive? Of course I was aggressive when I read Dedicated's topic and realized who you were accusing me of being! Would you want to be accused of being someone like that MS1029?

[Hobo]

I know you're him. I have proof. Give in and make me laugh and I'll let you stay unbanned till I go to bed.

[Abe'n'Munch]

I already gave you proof. You give me your proof now.

[Hobo]

I don't see any proof from you.

[Abe'n'Munch]

Do I really want to give my email to every forum I join? Aggressive? Of course I was aggressive when I read Dedicated's topic and realized who you were accusing me of being! Would you want to be accused of being someone like that MS1029?

This is proof. And I don't see any new proof of me being MS1029.

[Hobo]

That is not proof. That is argument. You know, if you wern't some old member coming back to be an annoying turd, you would have given up and assumed you didn't want to join by now.

[Abe'n'Munch]

Just because it's what you would do doesn't mean it's what I would do. I persevere.

[Hobo]

Some might say you were Dedicated.

[Wings of Fire]

Well I've heard all the evidence I need to hear.

[Abe'n'Munch]

I am dedicated, but that doesn't mean I'm Dedicated. I'm sure there are many dedicated members here.