Happy Bullet Day!

Varrok · #1 06-26-2015, 09:32 AM

May all the bullets be magnetized towards you. In a good way!

STM · #2 06-26-2015, 09:51 AM

Happy birthday you gorgeous scientist.

OANST · #3 06-26-2015, 09:54 AM

Happy giant squid

day

Bullet Magnet · #4 06-26-2015, 10:09 AM

Thank you guys. Today marks a new low: I bought myself a birthday card and addressed it to me. I now have a single birthday card.

Also, I had my first therapy session. It's always freaky when someone sees you for a few seconds and suddenly knows all about you somehow.

Varrok · #5 06-26-2015, 10:11 AM

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Thank you guys. Today marks a new low: I bought myself a birthday card and addressed it to me. I now have a single birthday card.

It's not that low if you have a birthday thread.

Also, you don't have more birthday cards because nobody gives birthday cards anymore. It's not '00s anymore

Bullet Magnet · #6 06-26-2015, 10:33 AM

Oh yeah, I don't normally bother with it. But it was 4 pm I'd I'd heard nothing so much as a "Hello Marcus".

Probably should have checked Facebook.

OANST · #7 06-26-2015, 11:11 AM

Yeah.... I know the feeling. I went through all of Father's Day, wedding shopping all day, without so much as a Happy Father's Day, or any acknowledgement at all. Until about 11:00 when I settled into bed to have a nice, depressed sleep, and then the kids all came in with posters, and pictures they made me. WHY WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY AND LET ME THINK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT YOU CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS?!

Varrok · #8 06-26-2015, 11:22 AM

Just to fuck with you, so you feel worse. Why else?

Bullet Magnet · #9 06-26-2015, 05:09 PM

I got two t-shirts and a board game. My friends came around and we played games and had pizza. Then my team mates lost our game and let me down, so I tossed them all out onto the streets and called it a day.

One t-shirt has Groot on it. the other has Makin' Bacon Pancakes on it.

***Nate*** · #10 06-26-2015, 06:41 PM

A song, for Bullet Magnet's birthday:

Bullet Magnet · #11 06-26-2015, 07:26 PM

Best present of all:

OddjobAbe · #12 06-27-2015, 05:19 AM

Happy belated birthday, Mullet Magnet.

MA · #13 06-27-2015, 06:03 AM

happy birthday man! that cake is great, Varrok.

STM · #14 06-27-2015, 06:13 AM

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I got two t-shirts and a board game. My friends came around and we played games and had pizza. Then my team mates lost our game and let me down, so I tossed them all out onto the streets and called it a day.

One t-shirt has Groot on it. the other has Makin' Bacon Pancakes on it.

>.> I have that makin' bacon pancakes shirt.