My Slightly "Late" Birthday Present

OANST · #1 03-23-2015, 05:37 PM

Best birthday ever!

Job McYossie · #2 03-23-2015, 05:54 PM

OOOH I GET IT NOW. I left the page and was thinking about it and then got it and had to backup a few pages. Gratz!

**JayDee** · #3 03-23-2015, 06:07 PM

I had this sent to me (and wake me up at 2am) personally and I expected to see it here, but congrats - I wish you both the best, and this news is the best kind of news.

Now sleep.

OANST · #4 03-23-2015, 06:19 PM

Thanks! I was supposed to wait until after the wedding, but I'm not very good at waiting....

**JayDee** · #5 03-23-2015, 06:51 PM

24th of March, less of a late birthday present and more of a soon to be Christmas present!

Shade667 · #6 03-23-2015, 07:10 PM

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24th of March, less of a late birthday present and more of a soon to be Christmas present!

I think 'soon' is a bit of a stretch.

To Oanst itll probably feel like forever.

OANST · #7 03-23-2015, 07:15 PM

Still the 23rd in Americaland!

Bullet Magnet · #8 03-23-2015, 07:39 PM

Just to make sure that I'm reading the room correctly, we are all go on this one then?

OANST · #9 03-23-2015, 07:56 PM

We are a go. For sure. We've been together longer than six months and have been planning to have a baby. We just plain weren't ready for that kind of commitment with each other the first time around.

Varrok · #10 03-23-2015, 08:42 PM

I don't get it. Does it say "Pregnant" or "Not Pregnant"? There is a slight vertical line, is that enough to say for sure?

OANST · #11 03-23-2015, 09:09 PM

If it was negative there wouldn't be a horizontal line at all.

Varrok · #12 03-23-2015, 09:22 PM

damn it's early today

Congratulations of getting pregnant, OANST!

Bullet Magnet · #13 03-24-2015, 12:34 AM

All righty then, congratulations! I fully expect a naming poll to show up on here in a few months, with binding results, of course.

Crashpunk · #14 03-24-2015, 12:59 AM

Holy crap congratulations!

Holy Sock · #15 03-24-2015, 02:01 AM

Congrats, man!

Maybe Lorne can be the godfather, eh?

**JayDee** · #16 03-24-2015, 02:33 AM

If it is born on my Birthday then I expect it to be named after myself, or atleast a middle name.

No matter the gender.

Varrok · #17 03-24-2015, 03:50 AM

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Maybe Lorne can be the godfather, eh?

Sheesh, way to ruin an unborn child's life.

Get Tim Schafer.

OANST · #18 03-24-2015, 05:38 AM

We have to start narrowing down baby names! Man, this is going to be hard. We looked at 100's yesterday, and hated almost all of them.

STM · #19 03-24-2015, 05:42 AM

Oh my word congrats mate!!! You must be hella excited to have an OANST Jr. on the way, I didn't realise you were actually trying to be honest, I thought the comic edition about pregnancy was a joke. Man, good luck, I hope everything goes to plan.

OANST · #20 03-24-2015, 05:49 AM

If I had gotten her pregnant a couple months ago, when that comic came out, she probably would have killed me. Even three months from the wedding is stretching it, but it's close enough that she won't be showing too much, and we're both really happy!

Varrok · #21 03-24-2015, 08:03 AM

Name your new child "Road". Your children will make a nice Beatles reference.

Don't even know if "Road" can be used as a name.

Bullet Magnet · #22 03-24-2015, 09:49 AM

We'll get to the bottom of this naming thing. I found an Orc name generator. If that doesn't help, I don't know what will.

Varrok · #23 03-24-2015, 09:53 AM

BM is now my best friend.

MeechMunchie · #24 03-24-2015, 10:55 AM

Congratulations! The quotation marks implied something had died.

If it's a boy, Magnus, Raymond, Odin, Heinrich (like "loch"), Isiah or Ishmael. If it's a girl, Alice.

I actually really like the name April, but, er... yeah.

Varrok · #25 03-24-2015, 11:02 AM

I don't think you can have a name like Isiah or Ishmael in a country like USA and not be bullied at school.

EDIT: Inb4 "Scholastical Abuse" spin-off series.

Bullet Magnet · #26 03-24-2015, 04:24 PM

Lyra, Morticia, Miranda, Horus, Martellus, Garth.

No, shit, those names are good, I claim them back for my spawn in potentia.

Shade667 · #27 03-24-2015, 05:19 PM

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Lyra, Morticia, Miranda, Horus, Martellus, Garth.

No, shit, those names are good, I claim them back for my spawn in potentia.

Implying that both of your offspring cannot share names?

***Nate*** · #28 03-24-2015, 05:57 PM

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All righty then, congratulations! I fully expect a naming poll to show up on here in a few months, with binding results, of course.

This happened when one of my high school teachers had a son. We came up with 'Cecil B. De Quincy Cogo' ('Cogo' being the surname) but the parents went with 'Jem'. Poor child.

Take into account OANST's surname, all. I recommend 'Big Ben'. What? I literally thought about it for 20 seconds before typing that out.

Seperately, I saw something on Buzzfeed today about a family that were told from the ultrasound that they were going to have a girl, so they chose the name 'Charlee'. Then it turned out to be a boy. For some reason they didn't go with 'Charlie', but switched around to 'Bentley'. I suspect that reason was because they were dirty hipsters.

OANST · #29 03-25-2015, 06:00 AM

Goddamn hipsters. In related news, how do we feel about the name "Beard"?

***Xavier*** · #30 03-25-2015, 06:07 AM

Awesome, go for it!

Anyway congratulations on the succesful mating Math