Am I Doing the Awards this Year?

[STM]

And if am, can Phylum be my sexy assistant? I don't have the time I did last year and I could really do with the help collating votes...

[OANST]

Do people still post here?

[STM]

That's genuinely my worry...does enough happen on OWF that there's even any point in awards this year? It's a bit...dusty.

[JayDee]

I could be your even sexier assistant but you don't love me like you used to

[Crashpunk]

We need some new people just so we can have at least the Best newcomer category filled.

In fact whilst your at it. Might as well rename it to 'Only newcomer.'

[Varrok]

I mislooked the thread creator and thought CP was gonna do the awards this year. I'm dissapointed now.

[Phylum]

Sexy assistant reporting for duty, big boy.

I like awards. Awards are fun. We should have them.

[Varrok]

I nominate Phylum as Most Close To Getting Banned For Posting Explicit Photos

[Crashpunk]

I mislooked the thread creator and thought CP was gonna do the awards this year. I'm dissapointed now.

CP of the year goes to...

Varrok.

[Phylum]

No Varrok, these are the photos I send Wil when I want to get unbanned.

[Job McYossie]

We have had like 3 new people join this year.

can't believe you calling me dusty

[Nate]

I nominate Phylum as Most Close To Getting Banned For Posting Explicit Photos

Seriously, have you seen the photos OANST posted in the last year? Phylum isn't even close.

[Phylum]

Were the sock photos only last year? It feels like longer.

[Shade667]

What are the awards?

[Nate]

Were the sock photos only last year? It feels like longer.

I wish it felt like longer.

What are the awards?

I think we hereby have our only eligible entrant for Best Newcomer.

[Varrok]

Seriously, have you seen the photos OANST posted in the last year? Phylum isn't even close.

My eyes are undefiled by them, they were deleted by then. What did he post, his dick in a sock? Fuck you, OANST, if that's the case.

I think we hereby have our only eligible entrant for Best Newcomer.

I'm voting for that Japanese surgeon

[Slog Bait]

My eyes are undefiled by them, they were deleted by then. What did he post, his dick in a sock?

That is exactly what he posted

[Phylum]

It was his cock in a sock.

If you're not going for the rhyme it's not worth the time.

STM: Skype me and we'll get the show on the road.

[Nate]

STM: Skype me and we'll get the show on the road.

My first thought on reading this was that the show would involve socks.

[STM]

What happens on Skype...usually doesn't stay on Skype but hopefully in this instance it will.

[Nate]

You guys don't even know what used to happen on MSN in the mid-2000s.

[STM]

Well I would have been 10 +/- 2 so, it'd be a bit worrisome if I did. :P

Also Phylum is a dick who's never on Skype anyway.

[Phylum]

I'm on Skype right now you shit.

e:

[Havoc]

You guys don't even know what used to happen on MSN in the mid-2000s.

I can imagine and I wish I just didn't

[STM]

All right guys, Phylum and I have conspired to give you all something soon as we can.

[abe is now!]

All right guys, Phylum and I have conspired to give you all something soon as we can.

ok you'll be my "who needs a life" vote!

[STM]

Lol I got a job, a career, a uni place, a girlfriend and travelled to America in a year. What did you do m80?

[Varrok]

But did you get a life?

[Manco]

I took a life. Does that count?

[Varrok]

Only if you gave it to STM afterwards