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I love the way it looks. Kinda like a dragon's dick.
They even have ones that you can hook up to a hose or something so you can shoot out liquid up to twenty feet. Why in the world they would do that, I'd rather not know. You'd think people would want to avoid turning their intestines to salsa.
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Those are most likely enemas or douches.

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Also.. I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing here, we are supposed to post images right?
It's meant to be a presentation of the toys you already own. If you don't own any yet, just post the ones you wish you owned.
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Umm...wow. Just wow. I mean...God, really?
This is insanely hilarious despite the fact that I first came here when i was ten...and every other kid can see this...Oh, fuck it.
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Dildos are hardly Earth shatteringly orgasmically abhorrent.

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I wish I owned that dragonny one.
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I wish I owned that dragonny one.
This was posted in the last sex toy thread, but in case you missed it:
http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys
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This was posted in the last sex toy thread, but in case you missed it:
http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys
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WOW some of those in the link are so messed....
And they look painful.
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This was posted in the last sex toy thread, but in case you missed it:
http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys
Woah.
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If you click the dildo image you get directed to a buy page where you can view what dragon's (or orca's or tentacle's...) sexual organ it is
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I had a vibrator, but I apparently lost it.

Yeah, a lot of Bad Dragon's stuff definitely looks painful.
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If you click the dildo image you get directed to a buy page where you can view what dragon's (or orca's or tentacle's...) sexual organ it is
thanks for clarifying. god forbid someone actually click the link and see for themselves. now, how do i get off this page?
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If you click the dildo image you get directed to a buy page where you can view what dragon's (or orca's or tentacle's...) sexual organ it is
Or a wallaby's. WHO LOVES ROCKO!

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I never knew sex toys had to be modeled after animals. That's just fucking scary.
AND GOD, did you see the size chart?http://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtop...&t=764&start=0 I had to enlarge it to see anything, but GOD, DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT ONE WAS??? 14 Fucking inches!
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14 Fucking inches!
Perfect.

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Perfect.
How about 10 inches more?



Toy horsecock yay.
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I never knew sex toys had to be modeled after animals. That's just fucking scary.
AND GOD, did you see the size chart?http://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtop...&t=764&start=0 I had to enlarge it to see anything, but GOD, DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT ONE WAS??? 14 Fucking inches!
I take it that you're not a John Holmes fan, then.
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John Holmes? Probably not...who is he?
and GOD THAT ONE IS BIGGER!
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Toy horsecock yay.
Well SOMEONE knows where to get the good stuff huh?

I always thought you were into such things Havoc. Judging by your avatar anyway
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Well SOMEONE knows where to get the good stuff huh?

I always thought you were into such things Havoc. Judging by your avatar anyway
Isn't my tiger lovin' public knowledge?
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Not to the fake dick manufacturers.
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Wow, I don't think I've ever deleted 64 posts at once. This is a Sex Toy thread, not a fanart thread or a Let's Tease Havoc thread or a Discussion On The Word Horass thread or anything else that's been going on in the last week. Sex Toys. That's it.
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OH MY GOD THANK YOU NATE I WOULD HUG YOU ESEPT I'm on the computer....
Umm, since this is about sex toys, let's move onto something other than dildoes.
There's this thing I'm not even sure what it's called, but it's like a cream that girls put on their pussies and it makes them tighter. It like dries out the cells around the vaginal walls or something, IDK I was just looking at the article going OH MY GOD THAT'S GROSS!
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