Oddworld: Along the Border:

[Patrick Vykkers]

IC:
Banner replied to the Big Bro (Stan) nervously;
"Yeah, it oughta be funny. I'll head over with you."
Banner followed Stan to the Amalgam building. He then crudely swung open it's front door and walked in.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: thank you almighty Patrick, you win an internets.

IC
(Tower)
Pretzels the necrophilliac was taken aback by Vernel's sudden change in mood. His face twisted into a scowl as his twitching yellow eyes glared at the slig like death. He was too mad to notice the pink vykker (Chris) standing right there.
"Why how dare you refer to Rainbow like that!?" He shrieked, snatching the paper from the slig. "Honestly, she's a lady! Show some respect!" He "Hmph!" 'ed liek a girl and stormed out with his suitcase, paper and dead rainbow body, his nose in the air. There was a loud crash as he went slipping and hurtling down the steps on his way out.

Coughing up dust, he fussed over his dead mudokon corpse and scurried away to the medical hut.

(Uhhhh....Outside somewhere)
Sagittarius lay back on the grass, watching the clouds.
"Are you guys gonna start shooting yet?" He asked the two sligs. (Slax and Mik)

[Zerox]

IC: Stan went in with Banner. Not bad, enough room to stand, at least, heh. He went over to the TV and pressed the ON button...it was still on the Name That Trauma channel. He looked around, and whispered to Banner "Which channel is it again? And where's the remote, unless we want to stand right next to the TV and look weird."

[Patrick Vykkers]

IC:
Colonel Vernel watched the Vykker angrily stomp out and screech. He then spoke into the intercom;
"All right you pansy Gabbits! It's time to put some action into this place! Whoever is the one to fetch and escort out to the visitor's area a Vykker with a Mudokon corpse in a large suitcase will receive a bonus this week! If you show the right qualities, you might even get a promotion to Sergeant! How about that, you underwear wearing, children's TV watching sons of Fleeches?"
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Banner heard an announcement over the intercom, yet continued to proceed through to the TV along with Stan. He sat down and spoke to Stan;
"Don't worry about that, it's a test for the new, normal Sligs. Big Bro's like us tend to be not be career Sligs, and the boss would be pretty angry if we started interfering in his operation.

By the way, the channel is cable code 449."
Banner reached over and found several remotes neatly perched on a table. He then grabbed the cable one and input the codes, gently tossing it back as he went. A new channel flashed up, with the ending of a previous programme showing;
"You! You were the one who.."
"Yes. I took the girl's purse and disposed of it in the river. I then drove off, thinking my assassination of the dear, late Ernie with his own walking stick had gone to plan. But it appears you good people of the Exnaury squad are more than efficient at tracking down the cads and lowlifes of Airemus. But have you ever thought why I did it?"
"No, I just know you are SCUM!"
"It's because I.."
Heinrich the Slig emptied several rounds into the unidentified culprit, played by Nonta Hope, and the culprit fell to the ground, and began removing a rubber mask. It then faded out, with the APD logo flashing up and announcing the title of next show's episode.
"Wow, that was fairly good for a 30 second ending." Banner said.
About 10 names flew in the credits and a few logos blazed by.
Then, the advertisements began.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: Yay visitor area...What is the visitor area?

IC
(Medical hut)
Pretzels bandaged up his 'corpse bride', fussing over her dead self. He treated her like a living thing and refused to question her deadness. Even when she didn't walk or speak or move or sleep or eat or...Anything.
"Ohhh, I'm so sorry we fell down the stairs dear; I should of looked where I was going!" He apologised for the 11th time in a row. He smiled as he looked into her beautiful blue glass eyes. He had already bandaged where her imagined bruises where with 'borrowed' bandages from the medical hut. He assumed superiors wouldn't be mad, after all, she was...Injured.

"Oh Rainbow; you're such a kind forgiving person!" He squealed, hugging her limp self. His big smile only grew wider.
"I know; let's dance!" He squealed again with joy. He took her three fingered paws in his spindly claws, and lifted her from the table she was sitting on. Then he swayed and waltzed with her around the room, humming a tune. She only followed his routine limply, without a word. He briefly thought of Vernel's announcement.
"Hmm, wonder what the visitor area is for..." He said, before continuing the tango.

(Outside somewhere)
Sagittarius chuckled on the grass at Vernal's announcement before looking surprised.
"Waaaaait a sec..." He stated. "Doesn't he mean the vykker we saw earlier?"

[Slig 7665]

Slax got out his rifle and aimed at one of the can he fired and knock one of the cans of the stand.

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: Generic term for the general pavement area outside the Tower of Power.

[Zerox]

IC: Stan listened to the broadcast. Eh, he'd either do it later, or someone else can. Stan looked back at the screen. Oh odd, ads...one for Gum Rot. Who were they trying to market that suicide gunk to!? Didn't want to know, dements...after a few more, the show came on "Finally..."

Chelon heard the broadcast in the cafeteria. Bonus, eh? Wonder what it could be...might as well do some work around here. He thought...it must be near Vernel's office, for him to notice it so. He headed over to reprimand the freak...

[Patrick Vykkers]

IC:
The TV continued to blare;
"It's the wacky, weird, crazy show that everybody wants to knooow! Everyone, give a big hand for... Larry Sligwell!"
Cheers erupted from the TV as an image of a semicircular building filled with seats in an amphitheatre-like fashion lit up, many hands flew into the air and the grey skinned host, Larry Sligwell, pranced on carrying a mic, dressed in a Wanna-be suit tailored for a Slig.

[Zerox]

OOC: Um...Stan isn't going anywhere. Did you confuse it with Chelon's post?

IC: Stan looked at the grey Slig "He's either old, or smokes too much...regardless, he's popular."

[Splat]

ooc: I droppedin earlier to say PV was leaving the forums so eveyone panic.

Well I've come abck to say he's changed his mind, he is now leaving evey part of the forums except RPG.
So no worries.

[Big bro Slig 890]

i will join

name: trapp
species:slig (Big bro)
age:14
Bioripik loved his guard skills and made him a slig trainer

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: No. Write it in the proper format, make it more extensive, and then I will approve it.

[Zerox]

OOC: Plus I don't know if using General Dripik is viable...

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: I use him, actually. Though, he will only be a background character to provide Vernel with new plots and to show Vernel's vulnerabilities. He will never physically appear.

[Zerox]

OOC: I meant as in, you are sort of Dripik's controller for the sake of the RP. Big Bro 890 would need your consent for that in the backstory.

Where's everyone gone?

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: Venks said on the MSNs that he left this RP three months ago...>>He could of left a note, mehdibleh.

IC
(Outsides)
Pretzels got too carried away, and danjced right out of that army green medical hut, swinging Rainbow wildly and humming a loud tune. He leant in a tango position to kiss her stuffed blank face quickly, when he saw the thing (Chelon) casting a long shadow over him.

He hadn't seen those things before. The thing was huge and stood atop two butchy legs. Its own species was tattoed on its forehead. Its head was huge, taking up most of its body. Its toes were claws, which its bodyweight somehow didn't break. Pretzels and Rainbow were like a midget compared to the beast. He only stood there in shock, still holding her and in no state to think to run.

Sagittarius yawned, then saw a silent commotion. the gloktigi from earlier had found the crazy vykker.
"Guuuuuys...." he squeaked nervously to his slig friends (Slax and Mik).

[Zerox]

OOC; I imagine the Gloktigi is like an octopus, and it's organs are all in what looks like it's head.

IC: Chelon looked down at the Vykker. The target had been found "I...need to escort you off the premises. Failure to comply may result in force being used."

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

(Outside)

Pretzels was frozen still, holding Rainbow. Before fainting and swooning to the ground with a gasp.

Sagittarius watched with nervousness. The gloktigi (Chelon) could talk. He raised a light brown hand as his mouth shook.
"Uhhh..." Was all he could manage to say.

[Slig 7665]

IC: Slax Looked around at Sagittarius "what is it".

Raziel stood and thought about his frrend whom was dead

[Zerox]

IC: Chelon turned his head to the Steef, presuming that's what it was, before going back to the now unconscious Vykker. He put one of his claws around it, and carried the Vykker, walking on his knuckles while clutching it. He looked around, and headed for the med bay, so hopefully there was somewhere to lock it up in there.

Stan continued to watch Larry Sligwell "..and then the Mud told me to get lost, So I beat it!...whoo, tough crowd, though that one was pretty lame. Let's see...hey, you tehre! Come up here! I need your help..."

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

(Outside)
Sagittarius shivered on the spot as the huge thing loked at him. Pretzels was being taken away by the gloktigi (Chelon) in one....Claw. He looked slowly over at Slax when he responded to him.
"Th...There's a g-gloktigi..." He breathed. "A-and it talked, and-and-and..." He ran out of words, and slowly stalked the gloktigi on all six. It had spoken so proffessionally...Perhaps that moody slig wanted it out of here.

Rainbow lay dead and silent on the ground, her lgass eyes twinkling in the sunlight.

[Slaveless]

OOC: Eh, crap. Now that Venks has left, both of my characters are left doing nothing. So I guess Pretzels when s/he wakes up, s/he could give Kole a physical like Chris should have, and someone/I should take the Mudokon talking to Cora. That would settle some things, since otherwise there would be a lot of confusion.

Oh yeah, and PV convinced me to change my avatar after he mentioned it somewhere in the forums. I will try this one out.

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: Your avatar looks like an orange version of Nate's.

[Zerox]

IC: Chelon reached the med-bay, and looked inside. A cage lay at one end of the large area, presumably for animals or mentally demented individuals, such as this Vykker. He shoved it in, and used a claw to shut the cage, with it's simplistic lock. He then exited and headed for Vernel's office to inform him of the capture.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: I could always make more peoples if people want. And I guess Pretzels is in a tight spot right now, but I think he knows medical stuff and could help Kole. He knows stuff about dead bodies anyways.

IC
(Med-bay?)
Sagittarius waited in the shadows until the gloktigi (Chelon) was gone. He then sprinted up to the vykker in a tight pink ripped shirt. Pretzels the vykker was locked in a cage. He rammed his curly horns into the metal cage.
"Hey man, are ya alright?!" He cried. "That gloktigi just...Well you..." Upon closer inspection, the 30-something vykker was still out cold. The blonde fuzzle-bitten steef groaned and rammed the cage again.

"Wake up!" He shouted. As much as he rattled the locked up cage with his head, Pretzels only stirred and rolled over.
"No, I don't want to eat the washing machine, thank you good sir..." He murmured. He jerked as Sagitttarius took a running start, then rammed full-force into it. He groaned, then took a deep breath and roared. Pretzels awoke with a leaping start, already scurrying on his three legs.
"Oh Odd, WHERE IS RAINBOW?!" Pretzels Tequila screamed.

(Outside)
Rainbow still lay there doing nothing. She was dead, after all.

[Patrick Vykkers]

IC:
Banner continued to watch the TV;
"Now, ladies and Gentlegluks, we shall introduce a surprise party to this little spat.", said Larry Slig, his handsome yet grayed face illuminating the clear screen.
"Corporal Hayley Sligwell, the secret lover of Major Vernel! Give this little ball of Vykker genetics and unnatural horror a big hand, everyone, a big hand!"
The audience started wildly clapping, and one particularily shrivelled female Vykker with a large hearing aid shouted;
"This isn't my husbands Veterans of Glukkon Wars reunion! I'm suing all you sinners and decadent liars into the bowels of Gogam!"
Major Vernel shouted back;
"You dare address me, fur I am der zugfuhrer of der gruppe? Ich bein ein gonna kick your senile rear back to Airyssia!"
"Bring it on! I've got a cane made out of Sea Rex bone!"
Corporal Hayley Sligwell then pulled out a pistol and shot Major Vernel. However, no death was visible, and only a large amount of bloodlike liquid oozed from his jacket.
"What? It was loaded!"
"Little did you know, foolish girl, that I take a fair amount of security precautions while appearing on obviously staged shows for fools? Ja, that's right, you are all fools! This show is a complete sham, it degrades innocent Inhabitants.. and I love it! Let us all engage in not mocking mein speech impediment, OR I WILL ORDER YOU ALL EATEN ALIVE!"
A well dressed Glukkon, not unlike Dripik except for his lighter, thinner appearance and larger ear lobes, spoke loudly yet formally;
"Major Vernel Karida Sligwell, I am your commanding officer, and I order you to stand down for court martial."
"Yes, Colonel!"

[Zerox]

IC: Stan scratched his head "Well this is, uh...interesting. Is this show usually like this?" he asked Banner.

Chelon reached Vernels office. He walked up the stairs to the door, and pushed it open "Vernel, sir, the Vykker has been captured, as ordered. It is currently secure in the medical facility."

[Patrick Vykkers]

IC:
Colonel Vernel saw the Gloktigi (Chelon) head towards him and announce it had captured the Vykker (Pretzels). He then spoke;
"Well, my spindly Gloktigi friend, you might not quite be up to be a major, but I'm still promoting you! Henceforth, you shall be known as Corporal Chelon!"
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Banner replied to Stan;
"You should have seen this earlier episode where a teenage Intern wrote a love story using the names of real Inhabitants that ignited a scandal. That was awesome."
The show continued, and the Colonel Glukkon spoke yet again;
"On 2nd thoughts, that guy over there is a real twit. I want this show to be the sort of thing I can show my younger brother for laughs! Go get em', Sea Rex!"
Major Vernel then gave a signal of the hand, and over 100 troops armed with blunderbusses burst into the theater and began holding up the show's staff." The security team in turn burst in and started a firefight, with a "We'll be right back" message playing along with the titular music from "The Bernie Mound Show".

[Zerox]

IC: He got a promotion? Interesting, though he wasn't sure what to do with it "So, sir, what should I do with the Vykker, or will it need to remain secure for deportation?"

Stan laughed "You'd think Vernel would enjoy something like this episode, at least"