Guess the Thing

[Varrok]

You're not a tool, then.

[Wings of Fire]

I feel a pressing need to make an obvious joke.

[JayDee]

Yay fun!

Am I an object?

[Jbot123]

Am I a character?

[JayDee]

No you're not.

[MeechMunchie]

I feel a pressing need to make an obvious joke.

You said you didn't read this thread.

Am I an object?

Nope.

Am I made of a naturally occurring material, like wood or meat?

[JayDee]

Am I made of a naturally occurring material, like wood?

Yes

Hmmm...
Am I alive?

[Wings of Fire]

You said you didn't read this thread.

I take a look and the first thing I do is shitpost. Go figure

Okay, I'll bite. Can someone give me a thing?

[MA]

Jdude: oh you're alive alright.

WoF has morphed into: William Wallace (FREEEEEEEEDOOOOM - that guy).

am i black and white, you unreliable shits?

[JayDee]

am i black and white, you unreliable shits?

Nope.

Am I human?

[Jbot123]

No
Am I a living thing of any kind?

[JayDee]

Am I a mammal?

Am I a living thing of any kind?

nope.

[Jbot123]

Am I a real object?

[JayDee]

No , you're not.

[MA]

IS HE A MAMMAL JBOT NO HE IS NOT

I THINK

am i brown?

[Jbot123]

Am I a company?

[MA]

AM I FUCKING BROWN

[Jbot123]

I looked it up and can't find any reference to you. Nepsotic, what's going on?

[Varrok]

Am I made of a naturally occurring material, like wood?

You're processed.

[JayDee]

Am I a company?

Nope.

AM I FUCKING BROWN

YES YOU FUCKING ARE.

Am I fictional?

[abe619]

Am I fictional?

[Nepsotic]

I looked it up and can't find any reference to you. Nepsotic, what's going on?

We're playing a game?

Am I fictional?

No

[Jbot123]

No, I can't find any reference to the kind of cow that he is.

[Nepsotic]

Oh dear.
E: I never said it was a kind.

[MeechMunchie]

Am I fictional?

No.

Am I edible?

[abe619]

Am I a human being?

[MeechMunchie]

No.

[abe619]

Am I a living organism?

[Jbot123]

Am I supernatural/paranormal?

[Varrok]

You're totally edible, MM.