Apocolypse thread -

Nepsotic · #**121** 10-12-2012, 10:59 AM

Only the second one is a true Daddy Longlegs...

OANST · #**122** 10-12-2012, 11:01 AM

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True, they're venomous. I never pegged you for that sort of pedant. I approve.

Oh, I am. I so am.

Wings of Fire · #**123** 10-12-2012, 11:02 AM

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Only the second one is a true Daddy Longlegs...

Bullshit. The first.

Nepsotic · #**124** 10-12-2012, 11:04 AM

No, no, no, the second. The first doesn't have wings.

On another note, there's an impossibly huge spider chilling in the lamp by my side, and it's starting to make me feel edgy...

Mr. Bungle · #**125** 10-12-2012, 11:32 AM

I once swatted a cranefly into a harvestman's nest and watched them duke it out. I don't think there were any survivors.

STM · #**126** 10-12-2012, 12:35 PM

Great idea that, posting pictures of people's phobias. Seriously, did someone drop something on your head when you were a baby?

Nepsotic · #**127** 10-12-2012, 01:07 PM

Sorry, I'll delete it.

Bullet Magnet · #**128** 10-12-2012, 01:18 PM

I was so certain I'd written a blog on that topic, but I couldn't find it.

Phylum · #**129** 10-12-2012, 02:39 PM

Pholcidae are daddy long-legs, although that might have something to do with us not having Crane Flies or Opiliones where I live.

I love daddy long-legs because they prowl around and eat other spiders. I've never killed one.

Slog Bait · #**130** 10-12-2012, 03:45 PM

I wasn't even aware Crane Flies were considered "Daddy Longlegs" until this thread.

Every time I've seen a Daddy Longlegs it was just a tiny spider with long ass legs. Used to play with them all the time as a kid.

STM · #**131** 10-13-2012, 02:05 AM

The thing is, daddy-long legs is a colloquial term which covers a broad range of insects in different countries. Anything with long legs should die.

Phylum · #**132** 10-13-2012, 02:14 AM

But they kill other things with potentially longer legs.

STM · #**133** 10-13-2012, 03:33 AM

Harvestmen and garden spiders are the only things with longer legs over here. Those things are equally destined to die under my boot so it's all the same to me.

Bullet Magnet · #**134** 10-13-2012, 08:36 AM

Harvestman are great. I keep finding them at work, and all the arachnophobes recoil in horror. I can just about see what is scary about spiders, their profile stirs a primal aspect in my, weak and small and easily squashed, but I recognise it. The sight of harvestmen does not do that. They just look so different to me. Superficially similar, sure, but the differences stand out like the differences between a scorpion and an amblypygid.

Varrok · #**135** 10-13-2012, 08:37 AM

Stop spamming the thread, I want to read about apocaaaaaaaalllyyyypse

Nepsotic · #**136** 10-13-2012, 08:40 AM

A huge sun spider devours the universe' DARK ENERGY and so the entire universe collapses in on itself.

STM · #**137** 10-13-2012, 09:36 AM

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Harvestman are great. I keep finding them at work, and all the arachnophobes recoil in horror. I can just about see what is scary about spiders, their profile stirs a primal aspect in my, weak and small and easily squashed, but I recognise it. The sight of harvestmen does not do that. They just look so different to me. Superficially similar, sure, but the differences stand out like the differences between a scorpion and an amblypygid.

I-r-r-a-t-i-o-n-a-l phobia.

Now then, the apocalypse. Who's up for a Fallout themed post-apocalypse?

Varrok · #**138** 10-13-2012, 09:52 AM

I am, let's do this!

STM · #**139** 10-13-2012, 10:16 AM

Hey, hey China! America called you fat...

Varrok · #**140** 10-13-2012, 10:18 AM

Pssst, America, I think I'm not allowed to say this, but we do have armed nuclear warheads in Poland... and the politicians were talking about some sort of surprize for you

Mr. Bungle · #**141** 10-13-2012, 11:03 AM

I keep anticipating a war between China and the US. Maybe I've played too much Fallout, but I can't help but feel as if its a possibility.

STM · #**142** 10-13-2012, 11:23 AM

By the way things are at the moment, it seems Syria, Turkey and Russia could have a bit of a scuffle. Even Japan and China if things got to heated. Most likely there won't be any large scale conflict for another 40 years.

Dixanadu · #**143** 10-13-2012, 11:38 AM

No one cares about Syria.

Iran and Israel is where the party's at.

STM · #**144** 10-13-2012, 01:48 PM

Actually, after Turkey grounded a civilian Russian airliner carrying weaponry through Turkish airspace for Asad's regime, a lot of people are starting to care about Syria.

Hulaabeo · #**145** 10-14-2012, 08:08 PM

I read an article how microscopic nano-bot factories could possibly escape from whatever facility they were produced in and start to convert regular matter such as rocks, soil, human beings into nano-bots. Within a day, the earth would be one massive ball of nano-bots.

Phylum · #**146** 10-14-2012, 10:52 PM

By article you mean novel, right?

***Nate*** · #**147** 10-15-2012, 01:29 AM

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By article you mean novel, right?

By novel you meant shitheap, right?

Hulaabeo · #**148** 10-15-2012, 02:03 AM

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By article you mean novel, right?

Nope. :V

Slog Bait · #**149** 10-15-2012, 02:36 AM

Sounds like some shit I read in a graphic novel once.

Nepsotic · #**150** 10-15-2012, 05:01 AM

Sounds like the Doctor Who episode.